Took me entirely too long to create this

Let's go!

Sorry! I'll get em next time

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Why is BYU ranked? They haven't played anyone and they had a bye.

The football game? I'm here now!

Late to the party, but it looks like he deleted his profile?

I missed it. What'd I miss?

I should probably get on here more often.

My boy is experiencing some pain. Urgent care couldn't figure it out and his PCP is out till next Wednesday.

On top of doing a full panel allergy test this afternoon.

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A trip to the ER when you're trying to climb out of debt

Nebraska used to be a proper football team. You knew what they were doing but you couldn't stop it.

There's something really depressing about falling asleep in Honolulu and waking up in Houston.

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I got a promotion at my Army job.

The Weasley twins are the resistance. The people trying to stop the insanity, to get the information out, the workers who hold the line. Like @altnps.bsky.social

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Cornelius Fudge is Mitch McConnell. Ineffective, knew something wasn't right all along but decided it was more important to hold onto power than to swallow his pride and work towards putting down something evil. He installed Umbridge to control the narrative and the students.

Elon Musk is Filch. Has no real power of his own so he borrows it from Umbridge. Lives to sow discord, wants to cull people of so called questionable status, and bend institutions to his will regardless of effects.

I can't claim sole ownership of this idea. Trump is Umbridge. Wants power, loves the trappings of the office, hates the people she's supposed to govern. Loves to turn people against each other. Issues numerous executive orders to wrest control.

Me. But probably @bryanth2o.bsky.social

How am I going to send you random videos?

This is good

Things I wish Bluesky had:

Notification alerts for when my favorites post.

Group chats

It says it treats a common form. Not all forms.

You look so good man

I can't quite put my finger on it

Hey to all the new Blue sky folks and followers!

Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album
One TV show 📺

Alright folks, gimme good accounts to follow.

I'd watch it

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