Looks like a cozy fence post

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

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Thicko! Anyone else?

Me rn

His hole now 🍩

Oldie, but happy lunar new year!

I was telling some stories the other day about my age out summer of DCI and it got me feeling nostalgic, so have some pictures that might have me in them somewhere

Remember: it is illegal for puppies to not have a little treat with their coffee.

Would

I bet he was good lookin

Bro I can't wait to show up to public sporting events and do this lol

I'm tired of little pretty twinks getting everything. It is now time for big, not particularly attractive men to have their day.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

USAC has some major work to be done if they want to be this competitive. Tbh us beating Pakistan in 24 was a fluke, and should have been treated as such. With all the leadership issues and lack of infrastructure for the sport, I'm surprised we've been doing as well as we have in the League 2 table.

EURO PA PA EURO PA PA

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Haven't seen Anderson in the squad since 2024, and Jones has been suspended due to suspected match fixing... At least we have Khan and Netravalkar. Can't wait for us to get knocked out of the tournament in 3 matches 💖💖💖

Man, they really said "what if humanity returned to crab" with this one

Only if we can have a Pepé Le Pew and Penelope Pussycat dynamic involved

It's very cold here today

Look at those GAZONGAS!

He looks like he knows my secret. The one that's so secret, even I don't know it.

Gooboii

All said and done, it could be way worse, and I'm getting out of this way cheaper than I thought I was going to

First of 4 dentist visits done today. Remember kids, if you don't have dental insurance for the first 10 years of your adult life, fuck you.

There's no way Chopin wrote Winter Wind with a straight face bro

"disengage safety protocols, run program"