Midnight ice cream just hits different 🙂

If I can't wear yoga pants, I'm not going

If I 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 to wear yoga pants, I am also not going

All cookie dough is edible if you believe in yourself

Tom Sawyer

On OfferUp....and only 13.2.miles away, so hurry before it's gone!

Oh, it's in the front window.
It's a Major Award.

Sorry Toyotathon really brings out the worst in me

Just took a shower with my glasses on.

Welcome to your 50's.

On Dasher, On Dancer
On Amex, On Visa.

Today is the Day.
Hook 'Em Horns!

Cranberries without Vodka?
It's definitely Thanksgiving.

Can’t decide if I should go to work or say Candyman in the mirror three times

This is so true.

The guy who stood me up for Senior Prom just tried to connect with me a few days ago.

forward, friend. only forward.

Why fall in love when you can fall into huge savings at Marshalls

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know at the grocery store.

I have 89 pillows in my house. The fun part of being a redhead is you will never know if I'm just really into decorating, or if I'm ready to smother you in a moments notice.

Cross-stitch embroidery ring, with a few flowers, a knife a skull, and the words: "Warning This is proof I have the patience to stab something 1,000 times."

Real Housewives of Waffle House

The highlight of my week was getting a Thanksgiving turkey for .$69/lb.

Yes. The best thing. All week.

Yay. Adulthood.

The cute little zipper pouch accessory on my Stanley is used for ibuprofen.

I'm excited to use my new knee brace!

-Saddest shit I've said as an adult

I wish my dog had thumbs so we could text

gonna mail Santa some bills and hope for the best

I had to dry myself with a pillow case after my shower if you're wondering how put together my life is right now?