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Reporter: If you don’t have a deal by Wednesday, will you extend the ceasefire or restart attacks? Trump: Maybe I won’t extend it… and we’ll have to start dropping bombs again.
Peace when markets are open
War when markets are closed
A drawing of a man in a hoodie approaches a woman wearing a headscarf prior to kidnapping here
For those who don’t remember Rumeysa Ozturk - she’s the student who ICE kidnapped off the streets while in plainclothes.
Friday April 17 2026 Trump has sued the IRS for $10 Billion for leaking his tax information and asked the court to allow a pause in the case to negotiate a settlement. Given the gov lawyers utimately report to him, and the IRS under his leadership leaked tax data to DOGE and Elon Musk, the case is full of conflicts of interest as Trump tries to use US tax money to enrich himself. Iran announced that it will open the Strait of Hormuz as long as the Israel-Lebanon ceasefire holds and the US and Iran continue to negotiate. Trump has said the US blockade on Iran’s Ports will continue until there’s a deal with Iran on it’s nuclear program. Stocks rose and oil prices fell with news, even though it will take months for supply chains to refurn to pre-war levels. Tufts student, Rumeysa Ozturk, who was kidnapped and detained by the Trump admin due to speaking out on Palestine has moved to Turkey after graduating with her PhD in child study and human development. She said she wanted to go home and not lose “more time to state-imposed violence”
Drawing of the Day:
Trump is trying to personally steal $10 billion dollars from US taxpayers
Iran announces the Strait of Hormuz will be open as long as the Israeli Lebanon ceasefire holds
And Rumeysa Ozturk who ICE detained for weeks, has moved to Turkey to avoid US government violence
that beep beep beep sound you hear is the president and his family backing a truck up to the US treasury...
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Garbage in, garbage out.
In the same way that training data that included racist and sexist content lead to outputs with racist and sexist outputs- I worry using failed businesses to build systems means we’re going to repeat more of those mistakes.
So like tax breaks for Twitter and other software companies were in a way pushing the use this or we think this is the future vibe… but most cities weren’t like - use square as a point of sale software or rate us on yelp
It seemed the software scales fast assumption meant classic investments in hardware innovation (the sort that helped enable the internet, smart phones, EVs, industrial batteries etc) meant if the government wanted to get the tax gains of new millionaires they also moved towards more software
Decoupling of product goals from consumer preference at the beginning of the social/local/mobile push made so much money because the model of ‘break the law with an app’ (uber, Airbnb, etc) that it made investors more susceptible to trends without a real service (crypto currency, metaverse, AI)
I feel like on the backend there’s been a push to SaaS as opposed to buying a license for a specific version of software that was very clearly driven by VCs not consumer preference- and after they preferred VC feedback over what customers wanted it’s been downhill from there
Not once in the 80s, 90s or 00s do I recall a politician urging the public to embrace email, mobile phones, texting, two factor authentication, online banking, air fryers, or to replace all their cassette collection with a CD collection.
So forgive me if I smell a rat.
Turns out when we almost eliminated child poverty people felt good, and then when we stopped that felt bad. Weird how having government meaningfully improve people’s lives meant they felt better about the government and their future. Weird. We should do that again
Drawing of a partially empty plate with text April 16, 2026 (It's a thursday?) An Unfed War for Fuel. Troops aboard The USS Tripoli and USS Abraham Lincoln have reported food shortages to family as they are stationed off Iran’s coast service entorcing Trump's blockade. The US Postal Service has suspended deliveries to several military post codes, family members have said care packages and food have not been recieved in weeks. Photos received by USA Today showed a meal of carrots, unidentified slop, and what looked almost like shoe leather Trump is seeking a way to end the war whose popularity is lacking, but career diplomats say his delegations of JD Vance and son in law Jared Kushner have made things worse, Israel and Lebanon’s governments annanced a ceasefire, however it does not actually limit Israel's ability to launch attacks against Hezbollah during that time. Pakistan's army chief will visit Tehran to try to restart Iran-US talks after they previously failed "What is a corner stare? I've never heard that term"- Trump in a press conference earlier today The GOP is working through the night to try and reauthorize section 702 of the foreign Intelligence Service Act which allows warrentless Survelliance of non-Americans AND those they talk to.
Drawing of the Day:
Soldiers aren’t being fed properly as the war continues
Trump doesn’t know what a corner store is
And FISA reauthorization debate keeps Congress up late
Rule on #FISA reauth goes down in flames 197-228. GOP will now try to push a reauth extension to the end of April 2026 on Monday.
Exactly one year ago today:
seriously hope when dems get back in power they go after every single fuck involved with DOGE
Senator Wyden can’t say it plainly without losing his security clearance, but this raises the alarm that Kash & crew have decided they can illegally surveil Americans without a warrant.
Also terrible idea… ‘let’s take all the failed businesses and use that to create patterns that operating businesses can use as their templates. They will surely be successful the next time’
Is this some anarchist plot to dismantle capitalism?
Iran’s new weapon: a large fan pointed at the boats from above local restaurants. The amazing local food would lure even the strongest warriors.
Guessing they used AI to determine important things and eliminate anything related to gender, and suddenly have a shortage of cooks, nurses, and cleaning staff given those roles historically had more women due to combat restrictions.
(When I say "the US military sucks" the thing I mean by that is that it is deployed around the world in service of capital and to the detriment of human rights.
I'm not speaking to individuals within it, who also deserve human rights.)
The US military sucks but I don't think it will be, uh, better for human rights if the people with the big lethal weapons are starving.
I am a person who definitely thinks we should, like, not have troops doing things like "bombing Iranian civilians" and "blockading the strait of Hormuz" or like any of that shit but I truly do not think you make the situation better by not feeding them.
anyway I think the lesson everyone should be learning here is that DEI was probably really fucking good for the armed forces because it meant you were hearing opinions like "hey so supply chains matter" and "yo maybe the troops should eat a food"
In addition to having a narcissistic tyrant and drunken buffoon as their commanders guiding them into an unauthorized war that’s crashing the global economy and ordering them to commit war crimes by bombing civilians in an unclear mission - they’re also not being fed properly while doing it.
wouldn't mind several orders of magnitude more of this
I think it’s marrying someone who is saving the same amount and then having them die of a preventable disease or gun violence and leave you their savings. The most American way to save money…
For the life of me I can’t understand how a gay person could ever vote for a Republican.
I have gotten to the age where when making an invite I don’t know if I should use Facebook, partiful, or Google Calendar invites so I did all three. Big tech surveillance fun. But I also will be in SF so I’m sure other devices would have recorded me if I had tried to opt out.
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