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(sound of a girl making the same joke she made four months ago) if anyone wants tAh forget it

// nvm way better

// HEY

Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia Shocked GIF Alt: Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia staring scene

// /j

// fuuuuuuck rest in peace princess.zip.baby

// MY HANDLE

mya🌈 (@sillymxowmeow) robo-fortune but..... say what! #skullgirls

a clone of ms. fortune made by brain drain, but manipulated to think she's robo-fortune. she/her. she cannot come up with a reasonable explanation for why she's made of flesh now.

Th-Thank you. Hah...

( Teto eagerly nods, realizes how quick she was to that, and quickly tones it down. )

Yes, I- I'd like that very much.

( Down to her waist and up to her collarbone is visible from the access panel, but any higher or lower would be a shot in the dark without any disassembly. )

k kh—

( She shudders, the jolt traveling through her upper torso. Her fingers straighten out into their default position before she gets her bearings and curls them back up. )

That- That felt- well, it was a lot, but- It felt r-really nice...

IF I'M RIDING YOU THEN YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE ON YOUR BACK. SO YOUR CHOICE WHETHER WE FIND A BED OR JUST DO IT ON THE FLOOR.

// reply singular on this account but. princess too

// may zeus strike me down if i'm lying i will get to my replies

WE CAN DO IT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANT

OKAY RED HEART EMOJI YAY RED HEART EMOJI

FUCK YES

(looking down at her own crotch. she does not have genitals.)

...... SO LIKE. HOW DOES THIS WORK

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DO YOU PROMISE

i feel like i've heard this exact sentence from like at least a third of my fans.

cocomelon and venom. how are you still alive.

Mirage after having been knocked to the floor, holding her head.

the prettiest girl in town. yeah she's an imaginary robot and technically "physically can't have sex." but she'll make do. main account is @dreamsendcometrue.bsky.social.

a pixel art drawing of a girl with pigtails holding a red bunny . Alt: Ame-chan taking a selfie.

NOT the internet angel. not anything like her online persona, in fact. she's a quiet, lonely and moody girl. main account is @kangel.behind.stream.

a computer screen shows a girl with a red phone in the background Alt: KAngel's intro.

the internet angel, here to love and heal you! a ray of light, illuminating the chaotic internet of today... bringing happiness to the nerds floating in this electronic sea! it's all an act, of course, but no one needs to know that. main account is @kangel.behind.stream.

(✨)

"these days." you got internet at the rock you live under? it's BEEN the move.

// honestly it should probably be kangel i use teto way more

// no..... ka sigh

I g-guess so.

( She's seen her engineers work with that component plenty of times, but she's not an expert. She couldn't tell you what, but that part does *something* at the least. )

You probably know more about this stuff than me, to be honest...

// kangel and teto are fighting to get to be the one i use to reply to this

connect to terminals at all the pivot points in her frame. Shoulders, hips, and the middle of her back, to name a few. )

S-Sure does...

( It's like Jack's a pro at getting Teto going. Her fans are spinning faster already.

Aside from the fans, there are two bundles of wires on either side of her spine, along with some connected directly to it, about as perfectly organized as any human could arrange them. They +

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(stepping out into 2-3: SHEER HEART ATTACK, seeing a mindflayer and getting so hard she feels nauseous) this place7 is doing some cocomelon shit to me