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K*ARA: "hmmmm? oh, new uniforms aren't in this year's budget, heh heh... β€”why do you ask?"

K*ARA: "hmmmm? oh, new uniforms aren't in this year's budget, heh heh... β€”why do you ask?"

[ditto]

[ditto]

my very first chub attempt from aug 2022 vs. my redraw 2 years later ^u^ practice makes perfect!!

1 year ago 538 86 6 0
YUKARI: (nghβ€”)
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YUKARI: "...early lunch okay?" (haa...)

YUKARI: (nghβ€”) ---- YUKARI: "...early lunch okay?" (haa...)

what a nice teacher!

1 year ago 1242 279 12 0
Y*KARI: *hicβ€”!* "fuck... day THIRTY, let's GOOOOO...."
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Y*KARI: "mmbUUUHRRP"
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Y*KARI: "...s-sorry... m-mic issues..."

Y*KARI: *hicβ€”!* "fuck... day THIRTY, let's GOOOOO...." ---- Y*KARI: "mmbUUUHRRP" ---- Y*KARI: "...s-sorry... m-mic issues..."

vtuber!yukari Gamer Gut Speedrun SPONSORED BY <your least fav energy drink>!!!!! πŸŽ‰

1 year ago 1259 223 15 1
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What’s for dinner tonight?

1 week ago 597 99 1 0
KR*NII: "o-oh! my annual BADGE UPDATE's due? where'd the TIME go... β€”y'know, what's wrong with KEEPING that photo? it's still PERFECT..."

KR*NII: "o-oh! my annual BADGE UPDATE's due? where'd the TIME go... β€”y'know, what's wrong with KEEPING that photo? it's still PERFECT..."

time sure flies for a warden!

1 year ago 760 146 12 0
G*GI: "borgars binted?"
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G*GI: "call me a HAWK, 'cuz i'm eatin' for TUAH!!"
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G*GI: "ugh, my GYATT keeps STICKIN' OUT...."
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G*GI: "scratch it."

G*GI: "borgars binted?" ---- G*GI: "call me a HAWK, 'cuz i'm eatin' for TUAH!!" ---- G*GI: "ugh, my GYATT keeps STICKIN' OUT...." ---- G*GI: "scratch it."

scratch her bellayyyyy

1 year ago 1086 211 17 1
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Fat Kikuri full of onikoros ☺️
#ε»£δΊ•γγγ‚Š #BocchiTheRock

1 week ago 221 54 0 0

if we're being honest these virtual anime girls could just as easily get fat off a few invisible Gigabytes or some other abstract digi-slop. i'm being very generous giving them all this wholesome fast food.

7 months ago 130 15 4 0
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[SEIZED FOR EASTER INVESTIGATION]

[SEIZED FOR EASTER INVESTIGATION]

AM*LIA: "b-but... *hic!* β€”it wasn't ME...."
KR*NII: "tell that to the WATCH... unless you want us to REVIEW all the EVIDENCE you DISPOSED of...."

AM*LIA: "b-but... *hic!* β€”it wasn't ME...." KR*NII: "tell that to the WATCH... unless you want us to REVIEW all the EVIDENCE you DISPOSED of...."

spring is sprung which means i can post old easter comix!!!! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ (she has to eat all the eggs)

1 year ago 414 56 4 1
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3 weeks ago 783 184 4 0

oh well, more for her! πŸ™

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0
THE 2026 NOBEL PRIZE in DR. PEPPER SCIENCES

"...for drinking so much Dr. Pepper it underwent a fusion reaction in her stomach, producing a never-before-seen 24th flavor."

THE 2026 NOBEL PRIZE in DR. PEPPER SCIENCES "...for drinking so much Dr. Pepper it underwent a fusion reaction in her stomach, producing a never-before-seen 24th flavor."

the chillas have voted... πŸ†πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

1 month ago 693 144 8 0
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Mint Fantome's paranormal snack-tivities πŸ‘»

2 weeks ago 371 60 1 0

girls can lose all their muscle mass in zero-g πŸ‘ they can go wall-e mode as a treat πŸ‘

6 months ago 71 3 1 0
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crikey it's hot as venus in here!!!!

1 year ago 777 158 14 1

you're going into orbit you stupid [BUTTON]

1 year ago 792 147 10 0

we're bringing back getting fat in space

2 weeks ago 125 12 5 0
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Inset panel: A rocket launch reflected in a pair of aviator sunglasses.

Main image: Director of Spaceflight Sana in a folding lawn chair with her feet up, waving a foam finger with "βˆ†V" and "THAT WAY!" on it, while drinking from a steel drum of rocket fuel. Her clothes and hair are fluttering in the exhaust wind of the launch.

Inset panel: A rocket launch reflected in a pair of aviator sunglasses. Main image: Director of Spaceflight Sana in a folding lawn chair with her feet up, waving a foam finger with "βˆ†V" and "THAT WAY!" on it, while drinking from a steel drum of rocket fuel. Her clothes and hair are fluttering in the exhaust wind of the launch.

Director Sana always gets a front-row seat

5 months ago 242 48 3 0
AM*LIA: "ugh... how do you even EXERCISE in space, chat..."

AM*LIA: "ugh... how do you even EXERCISE in space, chat..."

mission control our payload seems to be getting heavier in zero-gravity... πŸ”Ž

1 year ago 1090 219 7 1

we're bringing back getting fat in space

2 weeks ago 125 12 5 0

just need a bit more data.......

1 year ago 584 90 11 0
AM*LIA: "not just ANY watson can fly one 'a these! i've spent YEARS trainin' for it, and i've got MONTHS of experiments to do up there!! β€”better have your PARADE ready when i get back~!"
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[ONE MISSION LATER]
AM*LIA: "hhohh godd," *pant* "t-the experiments? yeah, they were..." *huff* "real TASTY... β€”h... how d'you WALK down here again...?"

AM*LIA: "not just ANY watson can fly one 'a these! i've spent YEARS trainin' for it, and i've got MONTHS of experiments to do up there!! β€”better have your PARADE ready when i get back~!" ---- [ONE MISSION LATER] AM*LIA: "hhohh godd," *pant* "t-the experiments? yeah, they were..." *huff* "real TASTY... β€”h... how d'you WALK down here again...?"

ame you didn't forget to test the exercise equipment in space did you...

6 months ago 593 103 8 0
"WOW! your costume's OUT OF THIS WORLD, director! you really MADE this?"
S*NA: "t-thanks... i, uhm, just had it lying around...." (thank the universe THIS always fits...)
"you'll get FIRST PRIZE for sure!"
S*NA: "ah... well, i-if you like it, i can wear it TOMORROW...." (or until i um... find new PANTS....)

"WOW! your costume's OUT OF THIS WORLD, director! you really MADE this?" S*NA: "t-thanks... i, uhm, just had it lying around...." (thank the universe THIS always fits...) "you'll get FIRST PRIZE for sure!" S*NA: "ah... well, i-if you like it, i can wear it TOMORROW...." (or until i um... find new PANTS....)

good thing she outgrew her office clothes JUST before the halloween costume party! 🫑

5 months ago 689 143 13 0
AM*LIA: "ehe..."

AM*LIA: "ehe..."

she made you a cake but she eated it. april fools...?

1 year ago 553 104 6 0
[18 cupcakes * 90 kcal = ???]
SOLEIL: "...actually, please DON'T answer."

[18 cupcakes * 90 kcal = ???] SOLEIL: "...actually, please DON'T answer."

ms. soleil doing some napkin math #idrewaweirdcat

3 months ago 487 75 6 1
IN*'NIS: *haff..* "...there... y-you're not gonna MAKE OUT with it, right...?"

IN*'NIS: *haff..* "...there... y-you're not gonna MAKE OUT with it, right...?"

she was too lazy to buy you any heart-shaped gifts... will this be okay πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

2 months ago 1023 243 18 0
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this beargirltuber might be umm cute...........

3 weeks ago 21 0 0 0
LARGE PIZZA
- extra firmness
- soothing noises

2L ROOT BEER
- more buoyancy
- slosh factor

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3 weeks ago 783 184 4 0
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#skeb

4 weeks ago 173 34 1 0
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Celebrating spring by going on a picnic with a pudgy pup

1 month ago 560 111 2 0