Damn G, that’s a hell of a way to boost one’s self esteem

People leaving their carts out of the corral turns me into a homicidal maniac

Peter Pan peanut butter is half off!

This is what we need more than anything

No one is above the law? Oh right he must be in jail right now, right?

Resistance is heckin awesomesauce :^)

Louder and into the large flower on my lapel, please

Thank you for sharing this is going to be my album art for sure

I would never do a commercial for AI, all my fans can rest easy knowing that

How many men is too many?? We will never know

Auto correct: pretty bad

Dershowitz

Cake makar: pretty good

Breaking news: people like to have fun

That’s owned by Dr. Pussy

If I denied funding one more time im going to do something with this double barrelled prop I’m carrying around for the pitch meetings

Currently seeking funding for it right now

Elmer Fudd biopic

What if I started a history podcast where I just asked chat gpt questions about history and read the answers and pretend like it’s my own words and research??? Not bad probably

What’s up with the government not doing Free Beer program?? Seems not good

Oh so that’s what a formula 2 car is

That’s correct, capitalism isn’t its own gravedigger, it was Reaganism!!! We can make a few tweaks and make it all better again :)

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours (brain worm)

Disrespectful to agnostics who believe in healing crystals and ghosts

You would say that to a weird little freak on a Saturday of all days? Wow

Please someone do a microaggression so I can subtweet you please

Windows open not shift also u can minimize or maximize windows too

Windows knower

Did everyone just forget about pipe rock theory??

You wanting to buy groceries with your money is the same amount of valid as me wanting to do Scrooge mcduck swan dives into mine

It won’t work don’t ask