Much like a puppy, I respond best when treats are involved.

Just a simple girl with a big heart and a clenched jaw.

A tank top under a tank top is an emotional support tank top

I wonder if the gnomes resent me for being king of the garden?

This needs to be EVERYWHERE.

What? First time seeing a woman consumed with rage?

me: I don't need to write it down, I'll remember

me 5 seconds later: oh no

Hear me out: breakfast cookies

Replying to people who are asleep, crushing social media here.

what if birds had hands

That Sunday night, Monday is coming anxiety has arrived.

You don’t need to be a psychic to know there’s lots of coffee in my future.

i like staying home because as soon as i walk outside i spend $150 😭

i'm the type to restart a song cus i got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough.

music addiction is the best addiction ever

i feel so good after that shower, even my pajamas feel nice.

Not to brag, but I’m like really good at laying down.

Him: You smell amazing.

Me: Thanks, it’s garlic bread.

Those people scare me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, you’re one of those people who do things, aren’t you

Welp, I should go on a walk for my stupid physical and mental health.

Employment is just a social experiment to see how much nonsense a person can absorb politely.

Every time I think I simply cannot go on living, I tell myself just one more chapter.

More tree hugging.
Less clusterfucking.

Eye infection has me riding nerdy 🫶

I just know my soulmate out there also never leaving their house.

Sometimes the most annoying sound is the white noise of your mind

my red flags are more like pink flags with black polka dots