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So much this, in both (all?) directions.
I get wanting to turn the brain off and god knows I want that, too, but like… as a seasoning, not as a main course.

My wife to me: ‘do you think they’ll live or die?’ Me: I’m good either way!

He went expecting sofas and found ottomans.

Sometimes hard to make a joke with autocorrwreckt!

GDI Bluesky wasn’t loading any comments so thought I was in the clear to make the joke 🤣

Exorcising.

To clarify - the character is a very flawed person and it was very well acted.

Very flawed person but a great goddamn character. I was bawling.

Been crying a lot lately. Artemis safe splashdown.. For All Mankind.. all good things.

Reach Out
Tap to Pray
Salvation’s a subscription away.

Quality banter there!

Glad we live here, dragons are my kiddo’s special interest!

He gave off serious ‘how can we twist the law to get what we want’ vibes.

Doesn’t help that it’s been 2020 for the last decade!

My meteorology professor had to figure out how to convert YouTube videos to VHS 🤣

Thank you! Shortly to be replaced by an even better one 😁

And on topic: when I finally finished my associates in 2010, they still had those in the community college classrooms!

… both. Challenger in the classroom, 9/11 because that was the only TV in the office.

Only to be surpassed by the stupid of Bay of Pigs 2, Cuban Boogaloo.

I eat so much chocolate these days..

At this point, fuck it. Let’s assimilate.

But thanks to today’s sponsor….. *ducking*

Oh no. The OF agency recruiters are here

ok. NB4 they hit your DMs,

PSA. I've been on Onlyfans for 6+ years, been coached by top models with millions of followers and much more experience. I've never heard of anyone with a good experience with management/agencies.

Please build your own team. 🧵

That’s one of the things I liked about SWTOR - you could play dark side that wasn’t a total dick.

I am slain.

Right to re-pair your robotgirl

Yes please.

We’re a nation experiencing C-PTSD in real time. I can’t stand to hear even imitations of his voice any longer.

I’ve donated more to your cat than I’ve ever donated to a politician, and it’s definitely a much better use of the money.

At this point we obviously cannot be trusted to do it for ourselves 🤬