I thought he was, "The Big Fundamental". Which is the most awkward nickname in the history of sports.

Malignant moron.

They're both dead?!

I'm going to show this to my toaster. It can't even do one push-up. Pathetic.

I always hated Chachi. Son of a bitch burned down Arnold's.

Scott Baio should replace Kash Patel at the FBI. He does have experience at being in charge.

Each team should get a designated coke player, who is obligated to get completely geeked before first pitch.

So if my kid fell out of a tree and was bleeding out on the ground, and I decided it was more economical to let him die, I go to jail. Yet insurance companies do the same thing, thousands of times. And we just live with it. Insanity.

I'll need to hear from Kevin Sorbo and Scott Baio before I take this seriously.

That gave me the feels. I thought my feels were long dead.

Who do you think will win?! I am!

The girl in the red is everything. So cute.

I assume Hegseth hasn't heard of the Hans Island whiskey exchange, or we'd be redirecting resources from Iran.

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AI slop plus it's lame. The dirty double.

Imagine someone telling you in the 90's that Tiger Woods would have more DUI's than John Daly by 2026.

That's how I'd act if I could be a horse for a day.

Well, if they have to remove your gold check, maybe it's a restocking fee?

No keyboard cat?

Yes it's AI. Look at the flag, it's so obvious.

I'm happy to finally be back for the first time, again.

Build a catapult and just shoot the tankers over it. Simple.

I'd rather US lose than move on based on that BS strike call. Absolutely egregious. #WBC

This WBC has me so conflicted. I'm compelled, and can't not root for the US. Yet I know if they win, I'll be subjected to some of my Phillies playing grab-ass with Trump at the White House.

That is cringe as fuck

Now if Canada beats Italy in the World Cup, the prophecy is fulfilled.

I want them to lose so I don't have to watch two of my Phillies playing grab-ass with the president.

They gave away the ending! I really was excited to see how that all panned out.