Tell Skip she’s the cutiest patootie now or else

This is Skip and she is my precious angel that will never do anything wrong

Sneaking into an event you don’t have a ticket for is clown energy

I’m making French toast for the breakfast bar tomorrow because I’m a fucking simp

Cat cycle meme with the text "I want to interact, hi fwens!" and "actually I'm gonna distance myself, no one likes me anyway"

The difficulties of finding a dispensary with good CBD dominant flower that isn’t insanely priced

I call her metapod cause she make me harden

Imagine just going on a run in one night at the barcade

Post the last photo of your pet

Gordo ft Lyla begging for food

Idk what the chain across the nose is called but uhhh…yeah that’s pretty cool

I always talk about going to get a little fun tattoo but I never do it and I need friends that are just like “let’s go RIGHT NOW I know a place”

Man i am a haaaater today, I need to get off work

I know my strengths and looks aren’t one of them

You’ll never catch me saying I was too hot for anyone. I know everybody I’ve dated was settling on my goofy lookin ass

Uncrustables are mid

Blue, and then galaxy print, and then pearlescent/iridescent

The thing about me is; if it comes in blue, I’ll take it in blue

Like rough to the point that these videos will never be seen by the public

I love seeing my old videos of me vibing and singing along at a show because I used to be so much more carefree before I learned about the true horrors of adult life, but fuck do I look rough most of the time lol

None of us have ever intentionally listened to the song, it’s just been planted in our brains somehow

Everyone in my house can’t stop singing Pink Pony Club

Sending them Baulders Gate reels you don’t understand because you’re taking an interest in their interests

Time for a stream, come say hi! Twitch.tv/therealmrtrees

My least favorite part of any set is when they want to “slow things down for a little bit”

Weed is a gateway drug. Gateway to breakfast

Those friendships where you’re not even very close but you have a funny inside joke that you treasure

Ever have those dreams that make you relive horrible experiences?

* = without performance enhancers

The only part of my early 20s I miss is being able to pull an all nighter and still function for an 8 hour shift. My body will no longer stay awake all night*