i have seen so many images of her and i Love the images

fuck it, i'm timing you out too. chicagoan solidarity

...and this is to go even further BEYOND covid...!!!

test said you don't have covid you have 𝘾𝙊𝙑𝙄𝘿

i can't follow you down this path but i do gotta admit that he's wearing the hell out of those short-sleeved button-up shirts

please don't do that

wow!!! so is my boyfriend i think these two should meet up sometime and kiss

i would like to discuss Janet Kidder as Alice Severin from GINGER SNAPS 2: UNLEASHED please

brigitte fitzgerald from ginger snaps it seems i've grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once spammed voice commands with on ctf_2fort

it's good because i like to imagine "what if the winter soldier was a dyke" with the mask and arm and everything and then i lean back in my chair and smile serenely

camera drawn from memory

Over the weekend I attended Hard Done By, a block of contemporary trans Irish short films programmed by my friend James Hudson while visiting Chicago, and I've got little reviews of each if you're interested in just what was put on. An absolutely killer line-up. letterboxd.com/draculavoice...

THE BIG SLEEP on laserdisc............. where and when

everyone that you invade certainly thinks so

IT'S SO FUCKING EASY!!!! HE'S LITERALLY JUST A SORCERER/SCIENTIST/HATER IN A GREEN TUNIC AND DARTH VADER SUIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remains to be seen if the FF are even going to be around for more of whatever they're plotting, or if they're just here to get introduced and then beaten bad by Doom later so that everybody knows how badass Doom is.

My theory is that the MCU's FANTASTIC FOUR takes place in a completely alternate timeline/universe (which is why it seems to be set in the past, or a FALLOUT-esque retrofuture), which Doctor Doom will successfully conquer before setting his sights on the "main" universe. Makes this feel stakeless.

this does make sense yeah. i wonder what this MCU FF movie would be if it didn't certainly exist just to set up doctor doom for phase slop of cycle bullshit

"they don't make em like this anymore" guys LOVE going nuts for the lighting and color grading in a movie like CRANK. i'm guys

Let me be clear though: there is a reason why "man, the effects for The Thing from that 2005 movie were actually good as hell" is the only thing (lol) anybody actually remembers fondly about it

though i will say that the practical Thing effects from 2005 somehow remain immensely charming, in the way the suits from the original TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES movie still are too. ESPECIALLY when you compare how the left fares against the right in motion.

i know that late-stage marvel slop is a good punching bag but i just know we're about to experience an absolutely insane level of delusional critical reappraisal of the 2005 FANTASTIC FOUR movie

hi mom :D

🫡 duly noted

one of the best frankenstein movies we've got

the one and only

Letterboxd review of WILD THINGS (1998) that reads: Despite literally being called Wild Things, there's nothing that could adequately prepare you for how wild these things are. Every character in this movie is bisexual and operating on a scheme or ulterior motive multiple layers deep. There are at least four plot twists. It's the sleaziest, steamiest, and maybe the most American movie ever made. Bros rocking out about beating the allegations segues perfectly into women making #herstory, making it simultaneously a misogynist and feminist masterpiece. Polyamory would not have saved them but it would have been really funny. Neve Campbell is the most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth. Cinema peaked with these south Florida freaks; flawless Suzie Toller victory.

letterboxd.com/draculavoice...

a growing collection of screenshots of neve campbell from WILD THINGS (1998)

me when i love that brunette woman a normal amount

truly impressive to somehow make Gen II TM selection even worse

Oh my fucking god dude if i saw Mia Sara as a corrupted goth bride in that completely open-chested black dress at age 14 or so my lesbian awakening would have registered on the richter scale