Trent was Liverpool's perfect Scouser - that's why his exit hurts so much The Liverpool right-back's departure has caused an extraordinary reaction among supporters. Daniel Storey tries to make sense of it all during his visit to Anfield

I went to Liverpool, to write a piece on Trent Alexander-Arnold, Curtis Jones and the importance of Scouse identity to a globalist club.

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VVD for the WIN

Loads of lads desperately trying to sell Leicester tickets there. Three for a fiver.

Used to know this fella. He'd come round to your house for a brew and look at the brickwork. Wouldn't even come in. "Mortar looks off there, lad. Probably needs redoing." And he'd do it for nothing. Just for the experience. Sheer joy. You know who loves pointing more than him?

Jordan Pickford.

My biggest takeaway was that when absconding from the police, a light jog will not make for a successful escape, as you will inevitably be apprehended by an officer, lightly jogging in pursuit.

Remember, the clocks go back tonight, making tomorrow an hour shorter - a real kick in the face for mothers everywhere.

Just thought of a brilliant Missy Elliott based marketing idea for an ice cream vendor

Go get ya free cone
Go get ya free cone
Go get ya get ya get ya get ya get ya free cone*

Probably with purchase of an ice cream otherwise it'd be dry AF..

DM for intellectual rights

*Subject to availability

A new Manchester United stadium isn’t about regeneration and never will be | Jonathan Liew If ‘New Trafford’ is such a nailed-on wealth generator, then why aren’t Ratcliffe and the Glazers funding it themselves?

as the late economist Allen Sanderson put it: “if you want to inject money into the local economy, it would be better to drop it from a helicopter than invest it in a new ballpark”. column on the facts and the fictions of New Trafford www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Signed for £11.2m from Palmeiras in 2014, Kevilton was a solid yet silky utility player, a fan of a big switch, and capable of playing in six positions, shown here supporting a three up top formation.

Are you suggesting I've been gummed?!

Yes the firm! I had a leech attached to my foot yesterday. What's the biggest animal you've ever been bitten by?

And he speaks very highly of you, too.

Was that not a handball?!

FAO Arsenal fans, Midsomer Murders has just started on ITV1.

IROEGBUNAM

Another first. Everton become the first Premier league club to bring on a Countdown conundrum as a substitute.

Michael Oliver saw Acoustic Foul at Glastonbury in 2006. Big fan.

Yeah looked like he left it? Weird.

Mac Allister won the ball back, passed to Salah and then somehow headed it in too, I'm only surprised he didn't cross it in as well. Desire. 💪

Into these! 💪

Thankfully "wagyu" is universal. It has black truffle and asparagus. 2-1 to the reds.

In a Japanese restaurant in Milan, trying to translate an Italian menu full of Japanese terms into English so I can understand it, then back into Spanish so the Peruvian waitress can understand me. So far we have a 50 per cent success rate on order accuracy. Fuck knows what this is. Tasty though.

First match report I read. Arsenal "close the gap" on Liverpool to six points. Meanwhile, the gap:

Refreshing the score on Avanti West Coast trains Wi-Fi, trying to follow the match. It's a bit slow but apparently Stones has just scored and Haaland bounced the ball off Gabriel's head? Will keep you updated.

Actually, I'm not in. Don't.

Swing by mine first!

This is why we can't have nice things 😉

Important. For posterity.

If anyone would like to join me, I'll be spending the next 18 hours having a big look at the table. Like me dad, mid renovations, in 1994, in Rapid Hardware.

Good luck!