-:- Welcome back, dropofblood

-:- Oh...

Oh, okay...

Goodbye proton kills men

It was fun while it lasted o7

Coffee.

[He's staring at -reader- like he expects them to get it for him.]

[Proton wraps his arms around Adam. He gave a slight pat on the back, and a kiss on the head.]

Feel better?

Wanna get even worse? I can help with that.

Not enthused? Just feeling used? Oh, what a GOD DAMNED shame!

...

[Pat pat. This is his life now.]

I am scared and horny.

Is it? Planning to use that against me? Hah.

You told me it was monday. This is your fault.

You're welcome.

I'm not going anywhere.

[And Proton isn't sure why Adam feels that way, but it's not like it matters. They hate each other anyway. He doesn't know why he's bothering to give advice.]

Good.

Same.

I've been told otherwise by a coworker today.

Getting conflicting information here...

I don't deserve anything good. And yet, here I am, demanding good things happen to me.

Doesn't matter if you deserve it. You can let it happen.

What, you don't like the time we spend together? And here I thought you enjoyed my company.

Sooooo? I don't get days off. Who cares WHAT day it is?

Yup~ I'd say so.

You should be, honestly.

[He shrugs.]

But you already make up for it in other ways. I don't need hollow words like that.

You rang?

It'd be fun to see you try, though.

What?

You're lucky that works for me.

...Petrel?

What are you doing?

Told you my head hurts. I'd rather not do anything if I don't have to.

What are you sorry for?

I don't see why. People already know what we're about. I don't think a little bad press will hurt us.

Then maybe you should know I just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.

Brats who don't know how to watch their mouths must be punished!

[His face scrunches up.]

What happened to you?

Does it really matter though?