SNAILS

i freaking hate stupid idiot dumdums

make no mistake, my whimpering and telling you it hurts really bad is enthusiastic consent

i like it when they buckle the little strap that goes across their chest. to me this is like when an anime girl has a garter on and their thigh is squishing

beer?!?! where???? gulp!

bearer of the healslut gene

edited Heathcliff cartoon. Heathcliff the cat pauses on his way through what looks like a metal detector leading into the den of the Nutmeg home. At the top of the detector, beneath a flashing red beacon light, the words "Him Detector" are written. From the den, Granny Nutmeg explains to her visiting friend, "It's him."

i cant stop thinking about a very specific woman killing me and its bad for me but i hope it happens lowkey but not like reeeeaaallyyyy cause itd suck to not live but like gosh i hope she does

@brianfirenzi.bsky.social you would make a really amazing guy gardner!! like seriously i would love to see you as him! obviously easier said than done but ITD BE SO COOL AND PERFECT

heck yeah!!

whatcha drink?

heeheheee

so what we dress uppppp so what we play toyssss

buffy was awesome

I deserve better treatment

i got new bootssss

despite everything i really hope youre doing well

lowkey how do i get this haitcut without showing this to someone

shave the fur? certainly lasts longer but that could be part of the fun

good luck 「 A S T R I D 」!!!!

luckyyyy

tbh just never worth it, plus i got so many tv shows i get to watch instead ^^

:/ give or take a couple months then maybe lol

on gosh!!!

she is so real for these

i wish i ran away as a kid. i had much more free time then it was much easier than now

it would be such a perfect time to walk as far as i can tonight but i got work in 6.5 hours

if only,,,,,,,

Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "this too shall pass but like holy f"

Mood