Once this passes, we’re renominating Merrick Garland to something

Who gives a shit? I want so badly to hit it with my car and keep backing up

I’m sure you’ll all get a chance to climb back onto that high horse in a few years to hector everyone who isn’t trilled about voting for Pete Buttigieg in a massive loss to third term Trump

What is he even taking about? The man’s lived a charmed life despite his own appalling behavior and gross incompetence

It’s the main reason why any plan for progressive reform is DOA if it doesn’t start with court reform

And it’s somehow going to take 5 more years to implement!

This is so funny. Being (rightfully) sanctioned for his conduct is viewpoint discrimination? I guess after Chiles v Salazar, giving dangerous, unfounded, and unethical advice really is protected speech

More than anything else, the US military is a massive logistical undertaking. Leadership is apparently too busy with operator cosplay to worry about woke shit like making sure people get their mail and food

They’re trying to drive you, personally, insane, I think

Protestants don’t understand the whole can’t-disagree-with-the-Pope thing because when they don’t like what clergy says they can just ditch Pastor Greg and go to a different church that also used to be a Circuit City

The article doesn’t specify but I’d be surprised if the med mal case didn’t include a negligent credentialing/privileging claim against the hospital. Guy with this many never events shouldn’t have been allowed to keep operating there

Posting my go-to geology praise: gneiss!

That would make it much more difficult for them to sell these sexual predator glasses

I was just at my local Buffalo Wild Wings and all the republicans there were talking about this sick burn from Reagan’s OMB Director and were burning their MAGA hats in the parking lot

Of course it was posted by a former MAGA congressman. Truly a leader in the always-falling-for-it community

Yeah, set expectations low. Don’t tell anyone anything can get better. Gotta try and lure those imaginary republican swing voters

They loooooovvvvveeee telling us no

So we’re supposed to ask Melania about boner pills?

There’s nothing centrist dems love more than losing

I looked it up and those books are all just different versions of Twilight

Yeah the reason for this is the gun people don’t hate tyranny in the abstract and love this particular brand of it. Mildly inconvenience them with, say, making them wear a mask in the grocery store during a pandemic, and these freedom loving patriots will riot in the streets

This may seem like a self-inflicted wound but those of us familiar with the art of the deal know otherwise

Wonderful system we have where the president can threaten genocide and the mechanisms for removing him from office are politically impossible

They’re so obsessed with access that they’re forced to honor the greatest threat to freedom of the press at an event ostensibly devoted to celebrating that right

He really got the good drugs at the hospital

They’re not wrong

I saw Jimmy Eat World at a wing restaurant in Tempe

There should just be one app where I can see all the guys get brain damage

Setting aside the obvious 1st Amendment problems here, the people presently engaged in the systemic abuse of migrants—many of which are children—would like you to take a moment and consider the role of Christ in your life

The pony part is so funny because everyone who buys into it posts weekly about how, if Kamala had won, we’d all have free healthcare and universal basic income by now