Does anyone have armspo with measuring tape?

My question is, if you see an obese person with L cup titties, baby face, and the voice of Gumball Waterson,

Do you assume the person is a young looking/sounding adult or a child who experienced precocious puberty?

Because the latter assumption happens more often, but makes less sense to me

I had a whole rant written up about being tired about being mistaken for 10yrs old but I realized I’ve probably ranted about it before and none of this is new.

I hate being a middle school teacher.

Today I got bullied by cheerleaders for wearing 4 1/2 sized shoes.

Last week I got yelled at by another teacher for being in the break room and not getting on my bus.

I’ll definitely lose weight now but also I’ve started almost fainting at work.

My legs give out and I get so dizzy.

This is bad because IM FAT. I dont wanna do the whole ambulance thing and hear these guys grunting while trying to pick me up.

I can see why my in-laws, including the kids, are all underweight now.

Collectively as a family we ate 500 calories each (3 baby pancakes and 12 pizza pockets).

My fiancé snuck out and got us food at midnight

Thank you, I hope he’s alright, here is him eating his extra veggies

Of course, even if my guinea pig gains weight, we will still be taking him to the vet, we just will have to wait two weeks.

If in a week he doesn’t gain weight, then we will use my mom’s credit card for the bill

So I think it’s safe to assume that in the two weeks I was sick and bedridden, one guinea pig was not sharing food.

Because if its parasites or some contagious issue, both would have it.

I would take him to the vet now but we are moving so we can’t afford it.

Basically he was fat (normal) before, and then when I got sick with RSV, he lost weight.

But my other guinea pig has only gotten noticeably fatter and has displayed food dominance behavior.

My guinea pig is underweight by 300g and I’m trying not to panic.

He’s gonna be put on a weight gain diet, eating separate from my other pig, and getting extra pellets. He has a weight gain plan of 5g-15g a day. If in a week he doesn’t gain weight he will go to the vet.

Am I overreacting?

Bruh i back planning my wedding and its so triggering. Bridal shops will do a side by side of a straight size and a plus size employee wearing the same dress.

These designers don’t design for bigger women so the design on the plus size employee is always off and ill-fitted.

The only thing i miss about twitter is the thinspo. I feel like i barely ever see anything on here

Its now 14lbs in 12 days.

I now have food poisoning.

When I wished for weightloss, this is not what I meant. It’s never what I mean, but it’s always what happens.

I had an RSV infection and lost 11lbs in 7 days. Im not feeling good.

In other news, they put me on 4 medications and an inhaler because it was THAT bad.

I also started my Zoloft. Im trying to keep a diary to track my mood changes on Zoloft.

a green monster from the movie monsters inc says mom i drew up ALT: a green monster from the movie monsters inc says mom i drew up

Im sick, i threw up

I do have a check in 3 weeks from now, and shes gonna see if we need to up the dose or change meds, so that makes me feel a little bit better

Thank you,

She insists zoloft is rhe right course of action and says i cant have stimulants anyways because i took seizure meds last year.

I think shes just gonna have to see Zoloft-me first hand but it makes me nervous

Ive tried removing distractions. Keep my phone in the other room. My brain just refuses to do the task. Ill stare at it blankly and just dissociate.

But the mess doesnt make me anxious. I just know logically its not good for me long term.

Woman, ive tried.

Ive tried setting a timer and trying to clean for 5 minutes. Now i wont even set the timer.

Ive tried pomodoro timers. I just kept giving myself lots of breaks.

Ive tried body doubles. Ive tried accountability partners.

Ive tried setting habit trackers. I just dont do them.

Its a joke i make often with my fiance, an ADULT. And yes, i think that for like everything.

No hot water? “Oh well ill just kill myself since my apartment hates me so much.”

But on Zoloft i just kept replying disproportionately to people.

The reason I stopped zoloft was that a student asked me “what happens if i dont do my assignment?”

You know what i told this CHILD? A literal 14yr old? An innocent kid?

“Well, ill just kill myself.”

JESUS CHRIST. Who says that to a kid?!

She said it takes 50 days or something to make a habit and i need to try harder.

Im almost 24. Ive tried everything. I made the psychiatry appointment because idk what else to do.

Idk. I wasnt blurting before the zoloft. So unmedicated anxiety, i socialize fine, have a happy life?

On zoloft i blurt, im mean, i dont enjoy anything. I dont see why zoloft + therapy would help?

Am i crazy?

I still wasn’t initiating tasks. I would stare at the wall blakly because i had this deep mental fog.

She said i need zoloft + therapy and that my symptoms would get better on a higher dose. She said the blurting on zoloft was anxiety.

Shes putting me on Zoloft 25mg again. I told her the zoloft makes me: say the first thing on my mind, not laugh, not smile, no tv, no sex. I felt indifferent about my fiance and my mom (i love them but on zoloft its like they could die and it wouldnt matter). I wouldnt dance.

The adhd appointment summary:

- diagnosed me with anxiety and moderate depression
- said she doesnt believe i have adhd and that i just need to try harder to make habits

Yall ever be driving and then think about how we put a bunch of rocks, metal, and silicon together and electrocute it and that’s how computers works?

How is that not whimsical?

It told them multiple times I don’t have anxiety. I constantly improvise at work, I socialize, I don’t have social anxiety, I’m not anxious to leave the house or drive, like I have nothing I can think of that describes me as anxious.

But I’m a woman shaking my leg so it must be anxiety.

I’m sorry that a neurologist saw me shaking my leg and not making eye contact and talking too much an decided I have anxiety and not adhd.

There is only one thing I’m anxious about: I assume I’m getting fired every time my boss calls me on a bad day.