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Posts by Marzipandancer

One time I was outside a hotel convention center sitting down exhausted after a long day, and a red fox came out of the bushes and stopped like 15 feet away from me and just stared.

Then some drunk ladies came around the corner and went “oh my goooddd” and ruined it. But it was awesome until then.

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Yeah, and the grey ones too but mostly the red ones.

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I like foxes when I’m where you are. They’re so pretty and cool. I’ve only ever seen two in the wild.

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I think the phrase “We the people” has been overused in both left and right wing calls to action, and is losing its appeal.

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Jelly

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There’s a guy here with a vevuzula. If he weren’t homeless I’d tell him to go back to Oakland.

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Mariners fans: it’s good to be home but… I hope to god we can score another run. And I hope Muñoz comes back to us.

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British commentary sparks controversy…. It’s a social media post of a social media post with text that makes that claim. Okay.

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Totally! Her partner is probably driving her smaller car because they have a longer commute.

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I saw the same thing at day care pickup. I had to wait with my son while a woman tried in vain to properly park her lifted GMC 2500HD next to my little Bolt EV.

It was probably five minutes. She apologized when she finally got out.

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Google Chrome is also effectively spyware.

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Well I thought it would be a kind thing to do to let him know, wouldn’t it? Poor guy spent all that time making the sign, it’s a shame to lose the last line to an obstructed view!

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Thanks for the fox.

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Is anyone gonna tell him the “respect to Josh Naylor” or whatever it says is blocked?

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It’s ChickityChina1986.

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in honor of The Onion officially taking over InfoWars, what’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe?

Tech billionaires think that with a combination of AI robots and genetic engineering they can live forever and rule the earth… without the rest of us.

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I mean… deportation notwithstanding this is a story that’s been told again and again with the US and a rotating cast of characters we’re going to “liberate”.

What I can’t believe is that anyone trusts the US anymore. We’re clearly the bad guy.

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Serious question: how much actual managing do you think Dan’s doing, vs getting told what moves to make by the data analytics team and the rest of the front office?

I didn’t think Dan was a good call. His addition feels very much like “Game Time” fuckery to me.

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When was the last time you saw them? I went in…. 2002?

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Also nice to see the guys in the dugout giving him a hand.

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Mine? So much cheese….

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Elon Musk said SpaceX and Tesla were going to roll out 4/69 sometime in the next few weeks.

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[NY Times] 38% of drivers oppose bike lanes

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I like metaphysical media bruh.

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Nathan Fielder at a Mets game looking unhappy

Nathan Fielder at a Mets game looking unhappy

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You can just remove the words “senses in this” and it still works.

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“You can stand there for free.” smh

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