AKA He’d meet the same fate as Lockjaw in One Battle After Another.

And now, Things That Haven’t Been Said in America in the Last 250 Years:
- Barber, give me the Trump.
- La-Z-Boy is always happy to see you, Mr. Vance.
- I got my diet plan from Dr. Oz.
- People don’t need to see my American flag flying from my pickup.
- Man, Elon’s a genius.

#America250

Adam, this is literally the South Park meme.

Step 1: Overthrow Maduro
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!

#RadicalLeftSquirrelScum, that’s me!

I find it just as wild that somebody was willing to have sex with Stephen Miller and give birth to his kids.

It’s times like these that I’m happy to be vacationing in Europe and not watching TV while I’m over there.

Somebody call Alexander Armstrong, because we just found a pointless speech.

They tried to rig the game, but you can’t fake influence.

- Kendrick Lamar

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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Sorry I’ve been gone for so long. I’ve been trying to manage my mental health because of… well, everything. I’ve just come back to say we need more Al Greens and Jasmine Crocketts in the Democratic Party

Lone Skum can eat it!

Twitter account is officially gone! BlueSky is my permanent home now!

I was struggling with how I feel about everything, but this sums it it up very well.

America’s isn’t perfect and won’t be for a while, but it’s worth fighting for. Be there and act to truly make America better.

There’s a clear vibe shift going around. They woke the sleeping giant. Now, whatever we can do, we make them pay.

I can’t believe I’m using Chappelle’s Show now, but if only Trump got ruined because he decided to keep it real.

If you’re reading this, get mad. Do the job nobody has the cajones to do.

We will win in the end.

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Any way, here’s a real man in a fedora who hates Nazis.

Democrats, this is our 2026 message.

This.

Make this the message of 2026. Make the working class see that the billionaires ruined their lives.

I thought you were going say “seducing a deer, making it fall in love with you, realizing it is the one, and entering a loving, stable relationship.”

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If anybody still bothers to own a Facebook page, it would be a shame if you were to find MAGA idiots and troll them. Yep, a real shame.

Duh

Billy Ray looks like he just found out the park installed anti-homeless features on their benches.

That’s just what I’m gonna be calling these idiots for as long as I live.

GSN for me, only because I got sick today.

Perfect as the Trumps are set to robble robble from everyone whose bank accounts don’t have ten figures.

I have only one insight for that other happening today: Beyonce called, she wants her hat back.

I’ll be doing Game Show Network once I get back home from work. Did you know they’re airing Ken Jennings-hosted Jeopardy now? Soon, Tic-Tac-Dough will be airing new episodes!

When this is over, Trump will hopefully be lucky to fill a Burger King for a rally.