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Posts by Eileen

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Turns out the phrase “America First” is preceded by the words “Sell Out.”

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This dog rescue had a slumber party night where volunteers got to sleep with a dog up for adoption!

This is the kind of place I’d donate my time and money to.

Slumber Pawty! 🐾

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Next up: Weekend at Donnie's

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The MF plane is Air Force One and the MF snakes are the Trump administration. 🐍😠

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That would be a great follow up cartoon. Paint it gold, Trump sees it, leans down to pick it up saying "Mine!" and...

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In a nutshell. 😊

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And they're all carried out. Every night.

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This is the sign I made for the protest on March 28th. I'm hoping I'll live long enough to see it come true.

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A traitor to both his party and his country.

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Mama mia!

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So Trump can tell the difference between an elephant and a giraffe, but not Jesus Christ and a doctor.

Trump just performed a "cognitive test" in front of our eyes, publicly, and failed. When challenged, he still could not tell the difference. Remove from office. He has the nuclear launch codes.

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Icing on the cake would be if Trump died before pardoning "anyone who's been within 200' of the Oval Office".

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Works for me if "King" Don dies on his golden throne!

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After Trump's dinner every night, he does a McDooDoo 🍔🍟

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Cartoonists are chronicling the madness of this moment in real time.

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Or interment.

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What, no horns and mustache?!

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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It’s that time of year again.

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He'll fire her, she'll say it's maternity leave, then she'll get hired by Faux News.

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🤣🤣🤣

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Every Republican, every time a Democrat wins. "You're not cleaning up our mess fast enough!"

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Hopefully Metamucilah won't live as long as Methuselah. Although it will seem like it for us sane people...

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Many More Should Have Also Been Prosecuted….

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Well done. #NoKings

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Wait until he finds out he's also being played by UAE and Putin. Putin's even supplying Iran with drones.

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