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Posts by Ray Bernoff

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Recipe card with block printed beans and can.
2-3 Tbsp rendered bacon fat, olive oil, or butter
1 onion, finely diced or pureed (or 1/2 tsp onion powder)
1 clove garlic, minced (or 1/2 tsp garlic powder)
1 Tbsp tomato paste (optional)
1 tsp vegetable, beef, or chicken bouillon paste, such as Better Than Bouillon (optional)
1 Tbsp smoked paprika
2 tsp cumin
1/2 tsp dried basil
1/2 tsp oregano, preferably Mexican
Generous pinch ancho or cayenne chili powder
Pepper to taste
Salt to taste
1-2 Tbsp maple syrup or brown sugar (optional)
Two 15-ounce cans pinto, kidney, or black beans
1/4 cup bourbon whiskey, brandy, or beer
1 tsp lime juice

    Heat fat in a heavy-bottomed pot. If using fresh onion and garlic, sweat them.
    If using tomato paste and/or bouillon paste, cook out.
    Add spices and herbs and warm until fragrant, about a minute.
    Deglaze with alcohol. Pour beans, including bean canning liquid, into the pot. Reduce until bean liquid is thickened to close to desired consistency.
    Stir in lime juice just after removing from heat. The beans will thicken as they cool. You can mash the beans with a fork or potato masher if yo`u prefer a smoother texture.

Recipe card with block printed beans and can. 2-3 Tbsp rendered bacon fat, olive oil, or butter 1 onion, finely diced or pureed (or 1/2 tsp onion powder) 1 clove garlic, minced (or 1/2 tsp garlic powder) 1 Tbsp tomato paste (optional) 1 tsp vegetable, beef, or chicken bouillon paste, such as Better Than Bouillon (optional) 1 Tbsp smoked paprika 2 tsp cumin 1/2 tsp dried basil 1/2 tsp oregano, preferably Mexican Generous pinch ancho or cayenne chili powder Pepper to taste Salt to taste 1-2 Tbsp maple syrup or brown sugar (optional) Two 15-ounce cans pinto, kidney, or black beans 1/4 cup bourbon whiskey, brandy, or beer 1 tsp lime juice Heat fat in a heavy-bottomed pot. If using fresh onion and garlic, sweat them. If using tomato paste and/or bouillon paste, cook out. Add spices and herbs and warm until fragrant, about a minute. Deglaze with alcohol. Pour beans, including bean canning liquid, into the pot. Reduce until bean liquid is thickened to close to desired consistency. Stir in lime juice just after removing from heat. The beans will thicken as they cool. You can mash the beans with a fork or potato masher if yo`u prefer a smoother texture.

Punkcake zine cover. Black ink on pink. Travis, one of the zine editors, being hit in the face with a cupcake.

Punkcake zine cover. Black ink on pink. Travis, one of the zine editors, being hit in the face with a cupcake.

I put together this page for Punkcake Independent Publishing's latest release, Punkcake Zines Volume 9!

Get the full zine here: www.punkcake.org/store/p/punk...

And please let me know if you make my beans!

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A square, gridlike composition of Wahl clipper blades and mixed brands of double-sided razor blades on a background of clipper instructions and razor blade wrappers. Rustlike orange paint mars the grid.

A square, gridlike composition of Wahl clipper blades and mixed brands of double-sided razor blades on a background of clipper instructions and razor blade wrappers. Rustlike orange paint mars the grid.

A close-up showing the rust texture

A close-up showing the rust texture

A close-up showing the red edges of the canvas

A close-up showing the red edges of the canvas

Cut It Out
Paper, clipper and razor blades, and acrylic on canvas
I cut my own hair and shave with safety razors, the most economical option. I never know whether I'm practicing a noble asceticism or treating myself as though I have no value. I made Cut It Out to explore this ambivalence.

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A mixed media collage on canvas. The main colors are red and blue, exploding out from the center. Beads with letters on them spell "WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG / BUT / MAYBE / BUT / ARE YOU POSITIVE / BUT / HOW CAN WE KNOWWEKNOWWEKNOWWEKNOW..."

A mixed media collage on canvas. The main colors are red and blue, exploding out from the center. Beads with letters on them spell "WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG / BUT / MAYBE / BUT / ARE YOU POSITIVE / BUT / HOW CAN WE KNOWWEKNOWWEKNOWWEKNOW..."

Community Trash 27

2026

Mixed media art waste (acrylic, paper, beads) on canvas

For number 27 I did something I very rarely do: add text. Specifically, spelling out snippets of phrases that repeat in my head when I'm anxious. #relatable?

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New linocut on kitakata paper

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Just the news I needed today! 🎉

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Aah, thank you! 🧜‍♀️

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A square abstract art piece, blue at the edges and turning green in the middle. It has many pieces of art waste -- pens, brushes, scraps of material and jewelry -- attached to it.

A square abstract art piece, blue at the edges and turning green in the middle. It has many pieces of art waste -- pens, brushes, scraps of material and jewelry -- attached to it.

Community Trash 26 - made this one for a Secret Santa!

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I've been rereading old journal entries. November 2009 (had just turned 14):
"I wore my starfleet uniform made out of long underwear. my mom was like 'you're gonna be so embarrassed don't go out in that' and my dad was like 'OH COOL A STARFLEET UNIFORM AWESOME'"

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this is y2k, to me

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"Fuck the police."
Old Klingon proverb

"Fuck the police." Old Klingon proverb

hitting play on the audiobook of bang bodhisattva by aubrey wood and immediately being met with this epigraph is, i think, the fastest a book has ever made me laugh #trr26

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The year is 2027. McDonald's AI kiosk won't take my card until I decline a $1.99 protection plan on the happy meal toy. In a moment of weakness, I decide to pay for my 10 chicken nuggets over time with Klarna.

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starting to do research on a subject you know nothing about is like
me: "okay. first question: how do lawyers work?"
source: "um... well, what kind of lawyer are we talking about"
me: *writing down enthusiastically* there are types of lawyers

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Neuter your Ex this Valentines Day We are providing funding for a trap, neuter and release programme for a colony of feral cats in the Barnton area. For a donation of £10, we will name one of the cats after your ex and neuter them! The donation can be made through justgiving. https://www.justgiving.com/rspca-altrincham-cheshire

Neuter your Ex this Valentines Day We are providing funding for a trap, neuter and release programme for a colony of feral cats in the Barnton area. For a donation of £10, we will name one of the cats after your ex and neuter them! The donation can be made through justgiving. https://www.justgiving.com/rspca-altrincham-cheshire

I absolutely burst out laughing

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Ashley continues to organize for Minnesotans and this is one more way you can help, if you're a frequent flyer.

And: it's fucking bleak that we have to crowdfund flights for law-abiding people who have been abducted by ICE, taken to another state, released, and given NO help to get home.

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Bibbe Hansen show at Hunchback Gallery felt like old-school Worcester Worcester has long had a history of amazing secrets hidden inside old warehouses: Hunchback Gallery is the latest in that tradition.

Worcester has long had a history of amazing secrets hidden inside old warehouses: Hunchback Gallery is the latest in that tradition.

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New rule. Journalists aren't allowed to post puff pieces about impossible work and fitness schedules without asking stuff like "who does your laundry? Who cooks your steak and eggs? How does your dusting get done if you're out on a long run?"

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Five jobs I've had:
- copywriter
- a startup's sole marketing employee
- freelance photographer
- illicit barber
- mall food court crepe restaurant cashier

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If you see ICE in Massachusetts, call LUCE: 617-370-5023. They can get the info out to protect our vulnerable neighbors.

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People so frequently say "get therapy" meaning "go become normal in a way I find acceptable" 🙃 Psychiatry writ large is about reifying and enforcing norms, but like...most of the time a therapist is going to coach you to accept yourself, not magically make you un-annoying to randos

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from spinal stenosis and reluctantly living with my parents again as an adult. For Compulsion, I brought modular origami and disco objects together into one entity. It should be the ultimate comfort object, but it seems a bit too sharp for that. (end)

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compulsively folding origami paper into Sonobe modules, making 12 to 120 of the same module to assemble into polyhedrons called kusudama.
Disco objects emerged from my desire to control and beautify my limited environment at the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic, when I was convalescing (cont'd)

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A stellated icosahedron covered in silver mirror tile

A stellated icosahedron covered in silver mirror tile

Disco Objects (Compulsion), 2025

Origami paper, papier-mache, acrylic, and mirror tile

Modular origami and ‘disco objects’ (unconventionally shaped objects with reflective finishes) have long been two of my less serious creative hobbies. Every winter since I was a child, I’ve found myself (cont'd)

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A 1996 Got Milk ad featuring Dennis Rodman wearing a milk moustache, some jewelry, and nothing else. The photo ends just below his belly button piercing.

A 1996 Got Milk ad featuring Dennis Rodman wearing a milk moustache, some jewelry, and nothing else. The photo ends just below his belly button piercing.

Regardless of how one feels about dairy I think we can all agree that we are further from God's light than we were in 1996 on this one:

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I wrote the first draft of a near-future cyberpunk novel in 2024-2025 and it now feels like an utopian alternate universe instead of relatively sober speculative fiction 😬

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I resent it so much. I always look away even though it feels silly

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I need my cyberpunk back-alley surgeon called Stryker to have named herself after Susan

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big, if true

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Secretions smelled like the penguin exhibit at my local aquarium to me 😬 definitely unusual!

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Statue of a man fighting babies

Statue of a man fighting babies

This is what I looked like in 2016. It was an angry time in my life, I don’t think I acted well all the time, but ultimately I’m proud of how I saw myself through it

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