I've never even been to New Jersey, but these are hilarious anyway. 😭😂

Just so we’re clear. Tucker Carlson was/is OK with:

- Denying the results of the 2020 election
- Masked paramilitary troops beating and killing American citizens
- Concentration camps housing immigrants
- Supporting an admitted sexual assaulter and adjudicated rapist

Don’t fall for his bullshit.

(FTR I absolutely know my parents were/are ND now, but not back then.)

Wait, Were My Boomer Parents Unknowingly Neurodivergent? Were Your Boomer Parents Unknowingly Neurodivergent? GenXers like me were raised by a generation that had no language for neurodivergence. I’ve recently developed a bit of an armchair theory that …

So this article was almost like looking in a mirror.

Ouch.

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Say it louder, 'cause I sure hope I've learned enough too.

Way to go, Norm!

🎯

Being betrayed by someone you love, be it a partner, a family member, or a friend. Fondness might return, but trust rarely does without the betrayer making amends.

They touch ONE HAIR on that Pope's head and all of us non-Catholics, non-Christians, pagans, agnostics, atheists, Jews, Muslims, and freethinkers ride at dawn. Are you with me?

Love this.

A rat fleeing a sinking ship does not suddenly become a puppy.

three men are standing next to each other with their mouths open . ALT: three men are standing next to each other with their mouths open .

Me rn

Practical Magic 2 | Official Teaser Trailer YouTube video by Warner Bros.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 🥰🌠🍹

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Narcissism is a helluva drug.

Hedge funds are a cancer and should be illegal. Hedge fund bros shouldn't be able to continue to both create and capitalize on human suffering.

the synthesizer is not a singer

and of *course* it's also turbo fuckin racist

High Fives all around team!

And no one will sell him any perogies! He's hangry. 😂

Oh no! A pedophile is leaving us! Whatever shall we do?

Just wanted to point out that Kash Patel is suing the Atlantic for the same amount that Devin Nunes tried to sue @devincow.bsky.social and myself, $250 million.

89 candles would have set off the sprinklers, so we settled for one — and one perfect slice of cake (with @bradtakei.bsky.social on ice cream duty). Thank you to every friend, fan, and fellow traveler who has made these 89 years such a joyous voyage.

It is actually a federal law.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

I'm so tired of this "false sense of victimization" these weak men feel.

"Oh no, women don't worship. Women don't want me. Women are too independent. Women should be sex toys. Women shouldn't have rights."

Like fuck that. Only weak men are screaming victimization.

LOL. No one, and I mean, NO ONE should be surprised by this. 😂

Not actually a US citizen. Lots to say about the US tho. And check the super keen banner. 🙄

Tomorrow, I am forcing a vote to end the war in Iran.

Cybertruck in Richmond VA with a vinyl wrap advertising a used car dealership with some stereotypical car-dealer guy face on it

Cybertruck in Richmond VA with a vinyl wrap advertising a used car dealership with some stereotypical car-dealer guy face on it

cybertruck owners are achieving levels of unfuckability scientists previously believed impossible