Sky fading down the crowd volume for the Ehgbali chant every time...

Genuine disbelief that they spend best part of two billion quid to turn a Champions League winning squad into this

I see the trick for keeping Lavia fit is just to stop the whole team playing at premier league intensity

Rosenior should take at least Winstanley with him tonight.

*turns notifications on* 🔔

Kinda think it's more insulting to give Josh these micro appearances than just not playing him

Chelsea Football Club as we know it, is dead.

Chelsea have lost five consecutive league games without scoring for the first time IN 114 YEARS. (Squawka)

#BlueCoOut

The Athletic tomorrow:

Chelsea are still aiming for the Champions League - have they left themselves with too much to do?

When I was 10, the Sunday league team I played for lost nearly a quarter of our matches by double figures (4 out of 18), I was second highest scorer with two goals, and our only win all season was because the other team didn’t turn up and forfeited.

That team would have beaten Chelsea at the moment

FIFA are going to ask us to stop wearing the CWC badge soon

Rosenior does embody BlueCo's most essential command: it's always someone else's fault.

Unfortunately for him he's about to be someone else.

One of the funnier outcomes of Egbahli's comments is that it might finally cut through more widely that he's now the guy not Todd.

chelsea men haven’t scored a goal against anyone other than port vale since march 11, and hasn’t scored in premier league competition since march 4. they’ve averaged 1.25 xG in the five games they haven’t scored, turns out Wage Structure is a shitty finisher.

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@ Chelsea FC

"Bring in good players"

If you ignore the word salad, this is a withering assessment of a squad that cost nearly £2bn

Nah I’m not having this. Javier Pastore is an exciting youngster at Palermo and at least four years younger than Enzo

And this.
He literally sought him out.

Sack everyone at BlueCo that it takes to bring this man back

Chelsea football club clown show: Joe Shields, Paul Winstanley, Jose Feliciano, Todd Boehly, Behdad Eghbali, Laurence Stewart, Sam Jewell . #cfc

"Football clubs are not startups: they are cultural entities built on history, expectation, and an emotional contract with their supporters. Chelsea's current struggles is a textbook example of what happens when that contract is ignored." 🫩 breakingthelines.com/premier-leag...

Hearing Ipswich Town have renamed their stadium Deportman Road

Kylian Mbappe’s knee injury misdiagnosed after Real Madrid staff scanned wrong leg Mbappe, 27, is currently away with the French national team ahead of friendlies against Brazil and Colombia in the U.S.

oh come on

how is this sport real www.nytimes.com/athletic/714...

We used to be a normal football club. 🕊️

Fernandez captain after saying he wants to leave, they're giving him whatever he wants 💀

Yep, gotta bring Tosin on here

we all know the defence is crap, but we're 5 minutes away from going 3 games without scoring. Getting worse all over the pitch. Liam out of his depth? What do you mean? He had 6 months managing in France and a year at Hull. No you shut up.