I want to add that we're also self-aware regarding how bizarre it is-- but honestly that just makes it even more fun to share our favorite bands.

hi lil sis wanna learn how to play magic the gathering?

you have porn repost limiters??

can i be the devil on your shoulder

i thought porn reposting was what you did

Ah yes. Me. My wife. And her 500 dollar five foot tall gardevoir

"mrrow" means "hi"
"mrrp?" means "are you okay?"
"mrrrp!" means "i need attention", though in a good way. "mrroww :(" means "i need attention" in a bad way

straight slorpin her meat so hard i ascend my consciousness to the next level and see the world as it could be and write a new foundational work of psychology describing the human condition

i finally got real enthusiastic inspiration for the first time in months and I've been working through a story that's been a joy to write so far.
unfortunately it's a monday now and that means that i have to spend 8 hours contributing to capitalism instead of writing about my lesbians. woe upon me.

anyways i am still not even halfway through 0079

i'm naturally distrustful of people's anime recommendations but i'm telling you @waterplant.bsky.social serves peak and i'm sorry for ever doubting her

hahahahahahahahaahagaghhaha

wow we're so fucked

this is gonna be bizarre to hear if you know who my bestie is but i really don't see the appeal of horny mods in video games or any mods that notably change the character design

idk i feel like it interferes with artistic intent

this is what i needed to hear this morning thank you bestie

i needed it

"oh no we can't make this about dehumanizing and vilifying trans people anymore oh nooooooooooo what if we write a humanizing story about the good little boy who turned bad because of the internet instead?"

lmao you fuckin idiots

disclaimer that we're very sex-positive people reaching out to @waterplant.bsky.social's oomfs to find out what constitutes sexy armpits because we don't understand and we're genuinely just curious

thinking about designing a roulette wheel built into the front door of homes, so that when the mob comes to my door they'll be more understanding of why i don't have their money when i show them the thrill of one more spin

i wasn't convinced

i thought the appeal was the gameplay

fiiiine i started silksong

Women 😌

Spent the last 30 minutes in bed explaining to my wife the plot and analyzing the socio-political themes of Evbo's monumental work "Minecraft PVP Civilization" from a socialist perspective. I think it does a great job of showcasing the rise of fascism and how it feeds off the politically apathetic.

here in parkour civilization-- no one jumps for the beef

real and true i've seen this happen before

The fact that Avery Brooks didn't receive a single award, let alone a nomination, for his performance in Far Beyond The Stars is criminal and an indictment of awards ceremonies as a whole.

i had this thought that maybe award ceremonies have some kind of systemic racism built into them that reflects the society the created them, kinda like what's depicted in the hit Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Far Beyond The Stars"

finally a post i can get behind

hey what do you think hulk hogan's flashpoint and burn temperature is?