Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Happy National Tortellini Day!

ATTN: After watching Community again I have officially decided that my favorite character is Dean Pelton. No need to argue over it, cause you know I’m right.

Though Señor Chang may take that back over. I get moody.

RIP James Van Derbeek
Dawson forever!

FUCK cancer!

James Van Der Beek and Bud Court dying the same day, a bad day for millennial and boomer teens alike

Just cause the stock market is at a record high is absolutely no reason to give rapists a pass.

I love that Seattle is in the spotlight for something so great. Go HAWKS! I love even more that I do not have to go anywhere near Seattle proper and the throngs of fans that will be celebrating tomorrow. I will be watching from the comfort of my desk many miles away.

WTF are we doing to Cuba?

Wonder if we can setup AI to have Dave Niehaus call the M’s game again. Off to ask ChatGPT. #seattlemariners

Remember, the same government deploying masked agents to kidnap people off the streets and disappear them to foreign countries without due process demands you not call them fascist…or else.

Lionel Hutz had to walk so Saul Goodman could run.

Fight me.

Soundgarden - Big Bottom / Earache My Eye - Live - ( Spinal Tap & Cheech & Chong Covers) 1990 YouTube video by Redrumrocker1963

In honor of the upcoming Spinal Tap film I offer you this.

I am pretty sure I the only reason I would want a clone of me is so one of us can lay in bed and watch Netflix all day.

Even the eskimos inside know that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Happy Independence Day

I 100% wrote that with ChatGPT.

With AI becoming more pervasive in our daily lives and classrooms, I just want to take a moment to tip my hat to you. 👏🎓
Your dedication, adaptability, and unwavering commitment to shaping minds in this ever-evolving world is nothing short of inspiring. Thank you for all that you do!

Watching my DoorDash driver go in the opposite direction causes me excessive anxiety.

The boy walked up, and what did he say?
"Say, buttermilk biscuits free today!"

One day I kissed my freak, hit the street
Looking for something to eat
In a 18-wheeler, lookin' real swass
All the girls smile 'cause I'm the big boss
Said I gotta eat now, can't eat later
Made a lot of noise to attract my waiter

Beastie Boys - No Sleep Till Brooklyn (Official Music Video) YouTube video by BeastieBoysVEVO

youtu.be/07Y0cy-nvAg?...

Fun FAQ: I learned the entirety of the Beastie Boys ‘License to Ill’ album while hiking through the mountains of New Mexico with my Boy Scout troop in the summer of 1987.

That feeling…where you bring up Hulu and see all new cool looking shows after having focused on Max, Netflix, and YouTube. That’s ok though, cause it means there will be a bunch of cool shit on Paramount+ in a couple weeks.

Say Anything - Boombox Serenade YouTube video by Tate Smith

Not a day has gone by in the last 36 years that this scene did not play in my head. #rentfree youtu.be/1GoH3M9Kb4g?...

Tesla Regret Syndrome PSA YouTube video by Troublemakers

Are you or a loved one suffering from TRS? Millions are suffering from this affliction across the country and around the world. But @troublemakers.bsky.social and #teslatakedown want you to know there are cures and treatments available. Learn more and take action today. youtu.be/tQOvkgZL9eU?...

To this day Say Anything is my most favorite movie ever. #lloyddobler4ever

On this day in 1989 I went on my very first blind date. Don’t remember her name, but when I picked her up she was drunk. We went and saw Say Anything. Afterwords we went to Denny’s and just happen to run into her recent ex-bf. I took her home and never spoke to her again.

My DoorDash driver delivered my food to the wrong house.

I am out for justice.

Out for blood.

Obama - ”Imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me, or a whole bunch of my predecessors.“

This guy! 👇