Portland should allocate $10M to make the Moda Center worse

Good grief

I take umbrage at farting into a whirlwind being used in this way, as a symbol of futility. Farting into a whirlwind sounds like it would be really funny.

Deservedly so

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Classic

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

"Do not ye trust in he who says he will call Sears tomorrow, but in he who says he will call now."

They put a button labeled "make me mad" in my enclosure and every time I press it I get poked with a pin. I thought there might be a monthly limit or something but so far it seems like you get unlimited presses

Friendly Fyre Festival

“I wrote it like this but I don’t like how it sounds”
“How would you prefer it sounded?”
*proceeds to explain it clearly and concisely*
“Let’s replace what you wrote with what you just said”

Every session

I was a writing tutor all through college and I’m not exaggerating when I say telling people to read stuff out loud solved 75% of their issues

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

While openly calling for the public execution of anyone who masterbates someone attempts to publicly execute Sneako

I love these videos so much, a triumph of short form video

Hell yeah they are

MARINERS MOP!! MARINERS MOP!!! 🔱 🧼

transphobia is a luxury belief, which is why it’s so prevalent among beltway types who don’t have real problems

Tina the deer hanging around in the parking lot. I think she’s a black tail deer but I don’t know

Tina the deer chomping some grass

Working at a water treatment plant on the Oregon coast today and found out all the guys there take care of this little deer whose mom was killed by a car. Her name is Tina

Baseball brain (complimentary)

That’s not what I meant

Ah Singapore, the Poland of the South China Sea

undefeated since the ichiro statue broke its bat

JULIOOOO

My old work was right over there and now I work by a lowes and it sucks. Parkrose hardware forever

THATS MY SHORTSTOP

RNA based life thinking of the future:

Walked past a tee ball game just now, saw a kid running around the outfield with her glove on her head and another kid rolling on the ground to advance from first to second lmao