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Posts by Praedius the Gelert
closeup photo of a grumpy plushie with a banner for sakura-con in the background
photo of a grumpy gelert fursuit/cosplay sitting on the edge of an indoor fountain
photo of a grumpy gelert plushie wearing a bbno$ tour hat that reads “Baby No Money” over a photo of two puppies
photo of a grumpy gelert plushie against a white backdrop covered in the sakura-con logo
I went to the anime convention
having two of them rules
photo, a closeup of a grumpy plushie face behind a neopets-themed fake social media frame featuring a kacheek drinking bubble tea
this is how you use this, right?
#neopetsxgongcha
photo of a grumpy plushie, deflated and soaking in soapy water
this is how your email finds me
neopets screenshot of a battledome fight between praedius the gelert and commander flint. commander flint has 0 HP.
neopets screenshot of a battledome scorecard against the brute squad. each foe has one win against them each, except for commander flint, who has 100.
i will destroy this man
:K
vrchat photo of praedius the gelert sitting in his (3D modeled) bedroom. the vibe is dark and red. a bedside alarm clock reads 2:46am.
late night ᵢₙₜᵣᵤₛᵢᵥₑ thoughts
i'm baby
photo of a grumpy grey gelert neopet plushie sitting on a white counter between two neopets themed boba tea cups
two neopets themed boba tea cups and stickers from the gong cha neopets collab. the stickers are of a blumaroo and an usul
I anticipated the plushies would be sold out and I was correct
(the tea was good tho)
pixel drawing of an anthropomorphic grey neopets gelert wearing a red long sleeved shirt and black tripp pants with red accents, screaming into a microphone. large, scratchy text in the background reads "RRRAAAAAAAAHH"
feeling some sort of way
a partial fursuiter wearing a red sweatshirt and black Tripp pants, crouched in a hallway. he has a grey, scowling face.
went to the furry con
Neopets screenshot that shows Praedius the gelert choosing Strawberries and Cream Baby Food as his monthly freebie for January
i'm baby
neopets screenshot with text that reads "Something has happened! Vira suddenly appears before you. 'There is no way you could best me in the Battledome,' she sneers."
neopets screenshot of Vira getting annihilated in the Battledome
don't
catch me on hyrule field
(running from peahats)
Short comic showing the neopets item "Neowaiian Bread" with the description "Neowaiian Bread is a real favourite of Neopian youngsters." The word "youngsters" appears several times in faded text above an image of an Old Pet trophy on a shelf, below which an anthropomorphic grey gelert wearing red and black sits with his knees pulled up to his chest, brow furrowed, tears streaming down from empty eyes, eating a Neowaiian Bread with both hands.
it's fine I'm fine
Neopets screenshot from the wheel of knowledge showing an image of a small grayscale drawing of a sad, flat brain on a plate with text that reads "Congratulations! not everyone is as lucky as you. Grey Brain"
thanks, but I already got one
Neopets screenshot with text that reads "Praedius says 'this is great... buy me more books!!!' A Chia Story vanishes in a puff of purple smoke!"
huffin that 20mil book smoke
vrchat photo from the neopets VRChat world showing an anthropomorphised grey gelert wearing a red shirt and holding a void blade, taking an edgy selfie with the snowager in the background
sick of this guy
neopets screenshot with an image of disappearance smoke in place of the petpet image, with text that reads "Praedius has a petpet! Vash the Spyder and its Glack (8101 days and 18 hours old) Vash is in Grave Danger!"
one day my smol son will return from the tombs (with more cinnamon rolls)
neopets screenshot showing an unsettling poogle neopet named lLabubu, customized to look like the popular toy of the same name.
may the fountain faerie bless me with a quest, so lLabubu can be the MSP it was born to be (also it can't have a nose as the same time as scary teeth, otherwise)
this is lLabubu's final form
neopets screenshot showing an unsettling poogle neopet named lLabubu, customized to look like the popular toy of the same name. it has a candy vampire petpet named Big Into Energy.
I'm not immune to propaganda
neopets screenshot of the homepage, which usually shows a row of neopets in a line. today the pets are all uneven, with some higher and some lower, breaking up the line.
what is going onnnn neopets you can't just fuck up the line like that??
this is chaos
ok
suck it magma guard
never in a million years
haha there is no way I would have ever found my time manually, it's right at the beginning of my work shift!
gonna have to sneak a dip in the walk-in tomorrow morning, rip
your assistance is very much appreciated!! I would have been missing it by minutes for the rest of eternity.
actually I think I can figure it out, it doesn't look difficult, thanks for letting me know about it!
the only times left are when I'm literally sleeping, so this method has quickly become no longer fun lol
I don't really use discord, though I have it and I think I might be in the neopets one? but I do not know what bots do or how to interact with them.
how can I get my time from the bot?
jellyneo screenshot of the magma pool time chart with everything checked off except the time between 12:47am and 9:36am.
looks my magma time is somewhere around ass o'clock