The stomach flu is awful AF but my shorts had to be re-tied so they didn’t fall off of me sooooooooooooo it ain’t all bad 😂

I thought the clutches of death had me 🫠

Fever finally fucking broke 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Do it!

I’m the kind of sick where I don’t have the energy to be horny. Just sleep.

I just read this again and it’s blatantly obvious I have a fever

I’m going to bed.

Try is whole thread was what I needed today

Something something Wednesday

I’m trying to find words for the emotions I feel as I see these warehouses burn. It’s like dystopian joy that’s a combo of grief that we’re at this point and hope that has some sharp fucking teeth.

ADHD hyperfixation babyyyyy 😂

I had to trick myself into “okay just a few layers today” for like a week 😂

Did I dig up the entire mountain to make the museum more accesible?

Maybe.

Who knew the answer to burnout was getting head in the middle of the day

I wanna know what witch they have that resurrects Mitch McConnell every morning because it’s gonna be on sight.

I’m gonna find who keeps doing this and it’s on sight because I depend on that CF story 😡

astronaut meme with astronaut in front saying “wait it’s absolutely caked up?” and astronaut behind holding gun saying “always has been,” on the left is the moon with its plump juicy glutes

Artemis II peaking the backside today

LIBERATE YOURSELF

I am sunglasses and migraine free now 🥰

Today’s look is brought to you by a springtime allergy migraine 😑

That is correct haha. Let the childlike wonder continue forever 😂

As a former resident of Myrtle Beach, I send my condolences 😂

In the “Morticia Addams” kind of way

These shorts are a problem

Threat.

Image of Daisy (from super Mario) holding a gun with text that reads "I do not support all gay men. Some of you bitches are very transphobic"

Happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️ here's your reminder that I'm not a safe person to share your transphobia with ✨

Back on my bullshit but I need a bath bomb

and if you’re a t excluder, go ahead and EXCLUDE yourself from our brand.🙂‍↕️

and if you’re a t excluder, go ahead and EXCLUDE yourself from our brand.🙂‍↕️

FCF and all that jazz - early as a treat.

Yes. Yes yes yes.

These shorts are a problem