😭 hope you’re feeling better soon

Uno wants to destroy families and friend groups everywhere

the paws are UP!

I just watched the new episode of las culturistas and can’t help but think that Gaga performed Killah on SNL bc Bowen and Matt loved it so much

me, an american, every day in america since 2016

This should also include coffee, snack, run errands, basically just let me leave 🤭

I want to play out a finger down “things” edition but I have no one who will understand 🥲

THAT EPISODE OF #SEVERANCE ?!?!!?? I’m gonna have to rewatch the entire series after this season aren’t I? OMG

“Stay tuned after the credits for a look behind the scenes”

*automatically minimizes the screen when credits start, countdown to autoplay other content*

🙄🙄🙄

NOT THE CLIFFHANGER 😭 #TheTraitorsUS

HOLD UP did Dolores just play Britany by not switching her vote?!? (doubtful) but omg the flip could be happening AHHHH #TheTraitorsUS

(I took a break to wash the dishes but I’m back 🤭)

omg Britany better flip on Danielle #TheTraitorsUS

thank god gaggy is still with us #TheTraitorsUS

(but also hopefully foreshadowing lol)

“Traitors are not supposed to go after traitors” UMM DANIELLE YOU STARTED IT #TheTraitorsUS

They’re playing up the “I trust Britany fully” and “I will do whatever it takes to make sure WE win” …. betrayal imminent? 🤞🏼

OMG the time has come… starting the new episode of #TheTraitorsUS now

I will literally never skip the tom holland umbrella lip sync when it comes across my feed. like I have to watch the entire thing. maybe twice. 🤭

and now they’re playing Diet Pepsi by #addisonrae 🥰🥰🥰

I just heard abracadabra in a bar and I am LIVING THRIVING LEVITATING #ladygaga

he’s so entertaining in that way 🤭

and Tom’s moment of the week: believing the traitors consider him the biggest threat 😆 #TheTraitorsUS

Is this the angler fish I’ve been hearing so much about? #TheTraitorsUS

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Starting the new episode of #TheTraitorsUS if you even care

I’m so sick of hearing about tr*mp and seeing his ugly ass face!!!!!!

I’ve just discovered the chopova lowena mayo bag and I think my brain is broken

now we just need to get rid of ******** and I’ll be happy 😆

Happy first Traitors day without ****** ***! 😊💖

🙌🏼💖🕺🏻now they need to get Danielle 🤭