Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi
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"THE TRUTH WE CAN'T TELL EACH OTHER IS THAT GRIEF IS A MUTATION. WHEN YOU LOSE SOMEONE, YOU WILL BEAR THIS WOUND FOREVER. YOU WILL BE MOURNING UNTIL THE END OF YOUR DAYS. IT CHANGES YOUR STATE OF BEING IN THE WORLD." - JULIA DUCOURNAU -
I know a lot of you think editing a horror magazine is all fun and games, but sometimes you’ll just be proofreading an article by a top-notch interviewer like @isaacfeldberg.bsky.social and get smacked in the face with a quote that will stay with you forever.
Here are my top 10 dog mayors!
I've seen enough. Clearly this experiment is working. It is time for a Michael C. Jordan.
Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization
Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut
Jacob Elordi at the Aero earlier this month for a sold out member screening of FRANKENSTEIN (2025) 🫀
Thank you to Scott Feinberg for moderating + to everyone who joined us!
The Kermit the Frog plush found in a gym bag in our school parking lot that everyone thought was a bomb.
Literally no one went to my high school lol
James Van Der Beek (1977-2026) 🤍
Haim Saban, the Israeli-American media mogul and founder of Saban Films, is a prominent pro-Israel advocate who has strongly opposed the boycott of Israeli filmmakers. He has actively supported Israel, including donating to the Friends of the Israel Defense Forces (FIDE) and funding initiatives to combat anti-Israel rhetoric in Hollywood.
If my one move was running around banging pots and pans over Spyglass’ position on Palestine, I probably wouldn’t hit the step and repeat of a Saban Films event and then have the biggest PR company in genre email everyone pics of me at that event so they could see how full of shit I am.
an orange cat is being a really silly guy. he’s half upside down with his head hanging off the radiator cord with one ear bent and some teef showing
I understand I was really disruptive today but in my defense I’m literally a silly little guy
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
close up of CEO Javier standing on a multi-colored carpet. he’s sporting a tasteful tan business jacket and a light blue tie that makes his brown eyes pop.
Javier, our CEO, wanted to check in with everybody. He hopes you're doing alright. If not, you're welcome to take a few deep breaths with him and think of something you're looking forward to. Javi is looking forward to the Bad Bunny halftime show ❤️
☺️ Thanks Leigh! Thanks for your daydreams turned into movies. ✨
The Phantom, dropping a whole-ass chandelier on the stage:
Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad.
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
Kolleen on a tie dyed Fangoria shirt behind the Fangoria booth
Lauren and Kolleen behind the Fangoria booth
A row of Fangoria shirts: purple Elvira, red Terrifier, blue Scream, team Twilight, red Saw, blue Hellraiser
The Fangoria merch booth
CREEPIE CON THREAD: JANUARY 2026
Re-reading this post, and I didn’t notice the first time but I’m in awe about my new title as ✨🧩saw-trappiest gal in SoCal 🧩✨ because ITS TRUUUE
Anyways come hang with us this weekend 🫶🏼
Go Broncos babyyyyyy!!!!!
Morning.
Pairing up with the illustrious saw-trappiest gal in SoCal, @suchspiritedwords.bsky.social , to once again rep @fangoria.bsky.social at CreepIE Con V! We'll have a bunch of new shirts, the latest issue, new subs, and more more more. Come see us Jan 30-Feb 1 in Ontario, CA! 💀❤️
ICE is in Atwater Village right now, possibly staging behind the Costco. Help your neighbors if you see them.
Echo Kellum and Corin Wells stand in frame, white font ala the old 2000s anti pirating commercial reads 'When you download illegal movies you lettin satan in. Also what you're doing is taking a way jobs and when the economy tank, what happens? The devil take over'.
you wouldn't let the devil take over
An absolutely excellent Q&A, featuring Jesse Plemons, Adam Scott, and Adam Scott’s big readers that I’m now obsessed with. 👓
Jacob Elordi has won Best Supporting Actor at the Critics Choice Awards for ‘FRANKENSTEIN’.
Made a new playlist
*sigh* goddamnit i need this special edition too, don’t I? It’s so pretty!! It definitely won’t be the sixth copy of this movie i own……
What a goober 😅🥹
Will the new Saw game continue the canon of the first two games? And more importantly, how many dang nail bombs will I have to defuse?
