I'd be sacked for gross misconduct pretty much instantly if I did even 10% of what these petulant arseholes do on a daily basis, let alone hire someone who'd been sacked twice already. Completely delusional.

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

They all come from the same cloning vat, there's defects in the process that lead to wet-lip

screenshot of tomodachi life living the dream. a custom food called PISS! which is a soda can with the pikmin piss meme on it

pikmin piss meme. a yellow, blue, and red pikmin are all drinking nectar with the caption PISS! in large bold letters

this game fucking rocks

It's such a nightmare to build that "new default" up, I keep slipping back. Early days though!

At least with a bar you could tell it had frozen by putting a pencil up against the screen to see if any more pixels had filled

My painting of Tim Curry as Dr Frank N Furter in Rocky Horror Picture Show

Happy Birthday Mr Curry thank you for awakening my interest in beautiful evil men

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

For sale. DM for info.

tumblr post that says 'sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101'

modern day proverbs

i found the alien child playing with pvc pipe video

Moon Child on the "Have You Seen Him" poster

My Bluesky timeline this past week

Be Prepared's tiny bastard lava droplets still give me PTSD nightmares

🐁☁️🎈💕

Too many jesters don't know how to entertain a crowd

an illustration of a medieval woman spinning wool into thread using a spindle

All hail the almighty distaff and spindle.

eventually he was executed

Packets of all four flavours of Nik Naks, together in a shop

This might not translate globally, but for UK people, this is like seeing the Beatles reform

This is Achrioptera manga, a giant phasmid or stick insect native to Madagascar.

The specific epithet, "manga" means blue in Malagasy & it's not hard to see why. Only males are blue.

The tiny back wings ("alae") are an example of brachyptery: they're useless for flight, but have other functions.

Growing Strong and Healthy

this has been me nonstop the past few months to anyone who will listen

Ideal relationship dynamic

Rhea Ripley mystifyingly on a Minute Maid lemonade carton

I had like five different captions for this image and none of them fell within the bounds of common decency. I encourage you to use your imagination

FUUUUCK!! I HATE IT-O'S cereal

poisoning my entire island