Big fan of the Lewis Black "Big Fuckin Thing" public works project theory myself

This is so goddamn funny

Why does the hallucinating plagiarism machine have twenty billion dollars

Designated Villain Theory really taking off lately

The joke here is that it's not one useless shithead, because there's always going to be one person who can be blamed for the vote failing every single time

I'm sorry but one useless shithead should not have this much power

What if we just agreed to share the Vedder cup and the never played the Padres again

Nope, he's just filling in for paternity leave so it's a long shot but maybe they'll give him a go today 🤞

Now just get rid of the 9 other exclusive platform deals I don't want to pay extra for, please

For years I used to say that I would cheerfully pay 3x MLBTV's price if it had no blackouts.

Last year I could not watch Mariners games at work, because Xfinity said no.

This year I paid $99 and now I can watch the Mariners on MLBTV at work most of the time.

This is getting close to perfect.

Go Mariners, and other such sentiments.

ALL HAIL THE PEANUT BIRD

Aww man. Well, that's why the combined ones don't count. It's supposed to be hard.

Exactly one year ago today:

Ooh it's real, this is fun

Is this a real no hitter or a combined shutout

Hear me out

Hello this peanut is a bird, please enjoy

Please tell me the reason he couldn't get to the Apple store for four days was because his phone is his car key and also the thing he needs to call an Uber

As a Dungeon Master, I think my favorite way to deal with metagaming at my table is to scrap my original idea and spend a lot of hours designing an entirely new, much more scary plan. 🥰

A blonde, white woman who is apparently a TV reporter texting with headphones on.

The text is asking google AI: Good questions after a tough loss in baseball

computer, enhance

My birthday is 2 days after Christmas, so most of the time I don't even have to ask

Toronto was #4 in payroll.

Best Star Trek Captain

Wrong answers only

I need a Mariners era Slutty Bobblehead from him

LET PATRICK WISDOM HIT

There was a sports books round and @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social wasn't on it and I'm going to email a strongly worded letter to the trivia question gods

🫱 ey 🫲

Ichiro's Broken Bat

Trivia night!

Waterspouts just look cool as hell, top 5 weather events by aesthetic for sure