tis the damn season

Mad woman

Anne Hathaway bought the rights to a novel about a tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to actually live the life she's been selling online. The book is called Yesteryear. It came out 3 days ago. The film rights were already sold to Hathaway, who will produce and star.

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

A federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to hand over key evidence in the death of Renee Good after months of secrecy surrounding the case.

and I know tanking is better right now but lk rooting for the kraken to own them for the last game tonight

also I watched the Canucks of all teams absolutely dominate them last week, proving that literally anyone can beat them under the right circumstances

like yeah, they’re ranked #1- the #1 team has won the cup 8(!!!!) times in the entire history of the nhl??? like that means nothing

the way I am so sure Colorado is not winning the cup this year should be studied

Haunted

"I owe more to Canadians than they'll ever know. In my baseball career, they were the first to make me feel my natural self."

-- Jackie Robinson

#JackieRobinsonDay

Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, the United States had spent that money helping the people of the United States

I think this is the most likely explanation for what unfolded after the fact. #DonaldJChrist

"If any of you in any way hate homosexuals, people of different color, or women, please do this one favor for us - leave us the f**k alone! Don't come to our shows and don't buy our records." - Kurt Cobain The Advocate, 1995

Mood, every single day.

Cowboy like me

Tolerate it

there's a sort of relief that comes with this scene. like knowing all those "heated" moments in dark hotel rooms and secret rendezvous all lead to this moment in the light, where they can finally be their true selves together.

loml

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

But daddy I love him

I feel like the 2190 from July 4, 2020 is the most significant here but I can’t explain why

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Mercedes?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 300 yards without hitting a tree. 😬🫣🤭

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

I heard someone say listening to a dj set is the antithesis of algorithm based music streaming because the curation of music is 100% human and you know what… yeah they get it

Ivy

Peter 💔