Makes sense🤷‍♂️

We need a matriarchy run by lesbians with clipboards and earpieces who do not take any shit.

I’m trying to wrap my stoned brain around that

I’m gonna be honest. I really wish people would stop bringing screenshots of dumb Twitter posts over here. The whole reason so many people here left that place is to NOT have to read the stuff. We know it’s dumb. We know it’s rage bait. We don’t need to see it here.

Sounds like a good plan

All Texans deserve water.

Wall Street and Big Tech are coming for our water across Texas. They want to monopolize it for their own greed.

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Oh, they won’t settle

Good morning!

Oo.. oo.. vote me👋🤷‍♂️

I use sour cream in addition

Some mega rich Motörhead should start an electric car racing league

Wow

Perfect

It certainly makes a difference

Great tune

Just because Caitlyn Jenner is an objectively horrible person doesn’t mean it’s okay to deadname her. Please don’t.

The NFL barely cares about violence against women. They definitely don’t care about extramarital activity.

Clever

Damn I’m glad you said that. I thought I was, but I was clearly mistaken 🤷‍♂️😁

Fair

Best thing I’ve read in ages

Ok… I’m going to have to come back to read this when I’m not stoned🤷‍♂️

Spot on. Clever

I like it

Aim high, my friend 😁

Mike Malone already has the job

Ok. Now I understand

Literally none of that makes sense🤣