ACAB. Just a friendly reminder.

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I'm up!

Oh good, Solano is up. I can go to bed.

Oh good, Solano is up. I can go to bed.

Test run. Lol. Y'all optimistic af.

A trade deadline move or two isn't going to save this Mariners squad. It's fundamentally flawed. Literally everyone on this team not named Cal Raleigh, Logan Gilbert, or Julio Rodriguez is a waste of a roster spot. Fire Dipoto. Fire Wilson. Time to be a real baseball team.

It's crazy to me how the country that celebrates the Boston tea party as a patriotic event is always aghast at property destruction during a protest.

Aka Prisoners of War

Here's your LAPD when they think no one's looking

Old tweet from Jon Stone which reads "One reason people insist that you use the proper channels to change things is because they have control of the proper channels and they’re confident it won’t work"

Always remember:

Most home runs in an MLB regular season through their team's 63rd game (active MLB players only):

26 - Cal Raleigh (2025) 😮
25 - Aaron Judge (2022)
23 - Shohei Ohtani (2025)
23 - Christian Yelich (2019)
23 - Giancarlo Stanton (2015)
22 - Pete Alonso (2023)
22 - Aaron Judge (2017)

Today I saw a homeless guy cooking rats on a spit. Sacramento, man. You can't make this shit up.

Oh shit. Apparently Chris Kluwe is a fucking savage.

Lady is actually a wonderful name. We need more Ladys and less Aidens.

We should stop naming babies. Just call them baby until they're old enough to name themselves something awful and give them no recourse to correct it later in life.

Imagine knowing so little ball that you actually think JRod is over paid.

In case you need motivation.

Duran would be a good addition to Seattle's lineup. I think this deal would be a good use of the farm.

White privilege in action. Wonder how this situation plays out in a poor neighborhood.

This would only happen in an affluent California suburb. Too much publicity when you gas rich white people.

I'm super excited about Mike Flanagan's Carrie adaptation. He's kind of becoming the Darabont of King's horror stories which is really just the bees knees.

4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink Guy is attending an interview with the chief exec and CEO of a company. CEO: “Our company does not adhere to DEI hiring practices Panel 2: CEO continues: “We believe in hiring based strictly on qualifications” Panel 3: Pink Guy interjects and says “Actually, DEI is about addressing a systemic imbalance in- CHIEF EXEC butts in: HEY Panel 4: CHIEF EXEC: Don’t talk back to my dad

guys we HAVE to get rid of DEI. it’s about FAIRNESS

RIP John Brenkus. The Bill Nye of Sports.

So we should be good then. Right?

Grow up, dude.

Do you guys prefer Jackson KobWAR or Jackson KofWAR?

A soldier standing at attention on an Uncrustable logo

Missed this truly American moment yesterday

I think we can go shorter.