There have been so many shark jump moments tbh

Me flirting: *refusing to make direct eye contact, saying few words, generally being awkward and uncomfortable*

Unboxed: TCM Greatest Classic Films Collection – Shakespeare

I wrote about the TCM Greatest Classic Films Collection of Shakespeare adaptations once. Seems an appropriate day to share it again.

a woman is applying makeup in front of a mirror while wearing a white dress . ALT: a woman is applying makeup in front of a mirror while wearing a white dress .

Still time.

No. Is that streaming somewhere?

Movie poster for Forbidden Planet

Movie poster for Hamlet

Movie poster for Ran

Movie poster for Richard III

Movie poster for Chimes at Midnight

Movie poster for A Midsummer Night's Dream

Movie poster for Romeo and Juliet

Movie poster for Throne of Blood

It's Shakespeare Day. Here are some of my favorite film adaptations of the Bard's works.

Charles Chaplin, Marlene Dietrich, W. C. Fields, and Theda Bara? What a quartet.

No, be free!

my neck my back my anxiety attack

Aren't allergies great?

I feel mildly sick. This is great! 😄

Yeah, you're going to need to stay out of other people's business and just let her know that you love her and support whatever she decides and just leave it at that.

I ate some of it then promptly felt like I was going to recreate that one part of The Exorcist without any special effects 🥴

I need him 🫦

Ugh. Woke up and my left ear/side of my face hurt. Hate when this happens. Looks like I'll be lying down most of the day.

Oh like you're not dying for one of those out-of-body, soul shaking, sound-like-you-just-ran-a-marathon orgasms I give you 🙄

AMAZING

Oh like you aren't jonesing for it 🙄

You heard me

Ignore me. It's been about a month since I got some and I'm spiraling out

I said it with my hole!

Cute name for a dog

Curiosity got the better of me. That’s on me!

I’ve got a cousin Camille

Absolutely not! 😄

Send him my birthday wishes!

Everyone is 12 theory undefeated because wtf is this shit?