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Back in the Sun Bucket! Sol Cesto continues NOW on twitch.tv/DrClawMD

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I think the only way we could go back to Idiocracy is if the folks in the Dumb timeline somehow traveled to an even DUMBER timeline and were forced to deal with its people and their decisions. And that dumber timeline would, of course, be our actual one.

And Bluesky deleted all my saved images and alt text in drafts again. Cool.

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

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One last try with Dispatch before returning to Sol Cesto! Live NOW on twitch.tv/DrClawMD

Rod Serling stands in a glowing doorway, surrounded by the title Serling: A Journey Into The Twilight Zone with TV's First Visionary, by Alan Sepinwall

Very excited to reveal the cover for my next book, Serling: A Journey Into The Twilight Zone with TV’s First Visionary. The book will be published by Grand Central on October 13 of this year, and pre-orders are open now: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/alan-...

This is my preferred version of Severance

If you want sea monkeys in your comics, be sure to follow @ianchasenichols.bsky.social and check out Undersea Hero!

A young Black teen named Kameirah is a Top 5 finalist in the Doodle for Google Competition... and her "superpower" is Black hair. She can win a $45K scholarship - and we can vote 4x a day through April 29. Let's not play small with this one. Y'all know what to do. https://doodles.google.com/d4g/? fbclid-IwdGRjcARQe75leHRuA2FlbQlxMQBzcn RjBmFwcF9pZAo2Nj|4NTY4Mzc5AAEebx11npS QMb4-bvwBa8tOBj1-JOX5Qs0|g8GsL8fP5T- B3HIBtZWIBnnyRDk_aem_cVHt8XaSwWOouhz usl46Wg#voting-section

#Blacksky

If you don’t mind voting ✌🏾

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Oh wow, hers is gorgeous and it's no contest

A buddy of mine in high school was an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church of Modesto, California, also an online certificate. Glad to see the Internet still holds on to the good stuff

Our old phones coulda been friends 🤣

One of my favorite builds!

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I could hear this whole song in my head without even clicking 😂

While working at Blockbuster, had someone ask to rent Faster & Furiouser 2 and I'll never forget it

Record-Breaking Year for Stuff-A-Bus: 82 Buses Filled for Toys for Tots! The 2024 Stuff-A-Bus toy drive wrapped up in spectacular fashion with a record-breaking 82 school buses filled to the brim with toys for Western Pennsylvania children—and the Pittsburgh Penguins…

I know #ThePitt writers room is in full swing, hopefully for a winter season

I'm ready to start a petition to include Mikey, Big Bob and the 96.1 KISS FM DJs in Season 3 if only because of their charity work for the holiday Stuff-a-Bus campaigns www.pittsburghpenguinsfoundation.org/record-break...

Hail, hail, the 'Scrubs' gang's all here Almost everyone reassembles for the revival's season finale, plus 'The Pitt' finale, a potential new Derbel McDillet situation, and more

In today's free What's Alan Watching? newsletter: the Scrubs revival s1 ends on a high note, Pitt finale thoughts, a new Derbel McDillet situation, and more. Read! Subscribe! Share! Build an exploding toaster!

The last interview I got to do before vacation was a banger of a conversation with Sepideh Moafi about Dr. Al-Hashimi’s final episodes and scenes of the season. Incredible stuff from an incredible actress

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

This is how it should be, BUT those deals often come with the strings that got animation where it is right now. The vultures only show up when you're doing something right, so why sell out?

Bluebird sitting on a birdbath watching as a cardinal hops and flies away

Saw a very bright cardinal and a lovely bluebird sharing our bird bath. By the time I got to my camera, I got this 😂

If you've never experienced the privilege of what it's like on movie/TV sets, it's not about the A-listers and big names, it's the below-the-line folk with the hands-on experience and crazy stories who are the real highlights.

Just another subscription service to cut ties with

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I'm obsessed with unlocking stuff in Sol Cesto even if I'm bad at game. Let's let the knight take a swing! Live NOW on twitch.tv/DrClawMD

There's one chance left before Season 3 #ThePitt

Torn between wanting my books to sell better, and not wanting to ever be *good* at Sales, because that feels disgusting.

Please magically be aware of my books so I don’t have to talk about them ever. 😂

"The easiest way to hit a margin target is to make everything a little worse, across the board, all at once."