“Destroy Everything You Touch”
-Ladytron

I wish everyone admired my naked body as much as the daddy long legs that lives on my bathroom ceiling.

wait…who thought this was a good company name?

Absolutely.

introducing the bf to Big Love and I just don’t think he’s grasping on to the concept of Nicolette Grant.

and one of those spots was handicap.

To the cute twink that came to my job today:

“I’m sorry I embarrassed you in front of your girls and made you spend 5 minutes trying to repark your car. But you came in at the worst possible angle and were literally taking up 3 spots.”

i feel like no one has checked in on baby jane doe in HOURS…

the guy at the drive-thru window has seen my nudes and didn’t even have the courtesy to give me ketchup for my fries 🥺

And I touched her BARE HANDS.

In 2008 I paid $12 to see her perform at a nightclub called Shampoo. Can I be legend?

Well I think ghost is just the EP to this album. Idk, it’s confusing….disregard my previous comment.

That’s from ghost!

taking a night drive while listening to this album is better than sex.

I kinda think bowing shoes are a scam.

Like the alleys all got together and agreed to make us wear ugly shoes and charge $5.

anybody else get ads from Temu for commercial farm equipment?

ok….just me.

is she now a commentator for the hunger games?

You got good taste then.

Better in My Memory YouTube video by Rebecca Black - Topic

idk why everyone slept on this song…
Rebecca Black deserves an apology.

My OG girl, Chipmunk. She got a little jelly.

After work kisses from my boy.

In this economy!? I hope you can financially recover.

I can’t stop saying Yautja.

My littlest girl, Charo. Excuse her appearance, she plays mad hard.

Showing everyone my catholic skills at the beach. I’m a bit rusty.

Telepopmusik - breathe YouTube video by emimusic

Télépopmusik literally had ever early 2000s hair salon in a chokehold with this one hit.

then they vanished…

When do we find out if Caroline Polachek is performing at the Super Bowl next year?

I’m seeing a lot of hate towards Talarico. I did a deep dive to see where he stands on issues and he honestly has a really solid campaign.

It’s ok to be disappointed with the primary results. But I think the guy has the goods to turn Texas blue and he needs us to rally behind him.

I try to act like a normal, everyday person. But then I remember I’ve seen Danity Kane live.