Felt I failed as trans girl: went to a festival and forgot my chokers.

Found euphoria in the sheer number of Bobby pins I was able to drop on the floor in 3 short days

Hear me out, ska covers of 90s country songs. Call it Honkey Tonk and Horns.

The 4 stages of rhinestoning:
1)This will look AMAZING!!!!
2) What fresh hell have I created for myself?
3) I would rather play Red Rover with rush hour traffic
4) Look at my majestic creation!!!

I was excited to use a new tool at work. It’s supposed to help increase leverage in tight spaces. Turns out it’s not really universal and didn’t help me break the bolt loose. You know what is universal and broke the bolt loose? An old piece of pipe that has been on my cart for 15 years

Crafting on the couch with cats means sometimes you floor is covered in sequences and Google eyes like some Lovecraftian abomination that’s read to slay

I sneezed differently and it made me light headed. Adding that to the list of new things that happen as I get older.

Remember, goes don’t get cold but they do fall down in the rain.

Put an old dude in his place when I got to work today. Just because you have power over the lackeys that you brought doesn’t mean it works on me too.

It’s going to be a good day.

Today is an economic black out. I’ve seen some say you can still buy local if you pay cash. Does this mean I can still hit up the plug?

Hey Maddie, how’s your night going?

Just great. My first roll in initiative tonight was a death save. I failed.

I now look at the closet as my incubation chamber, I needed extra time in to come out this awesome opossum sauce 💥🦖🩷🖤

Is the only thing keeping him from growing the little mustache the fact that if he tries he can only grow pubescent peach fuzz?

You know who is really being hurt by egg prices? Gaston. 5 dozen eggs a day right now. Ouch.

Green lights on the way to work ✅
Free drink at the store✅
Pettiness itch scratched at work ✅
Finding happiness in the little things in life today.

Watching It’s Always Sunny and finding Palahnuik references is what my day needed

Might be snowing and I’m at the dentist but they are playing Twenty One Pilots followed by lots of Nirvana. Not the worst day.