Can Porter Martone put together a competitive at bat with RISP?

No matter what the sport/occasion, I’m always all in on Fuck Pittsburgh.

Bad for the behind the scenes home entertainment distribution peons. 🙋🏻‍♂️

Bring back Uncle Charlie for hittin’ season.

Unless Bryce is pulling the trigger on an Instagram post.

Large Marge

Nightmare fuel for 8 yr old me.

Crazy day but was especially caught off guard seeing Michael Robinson shilling for The Good Feet Store.

Need to commit to the bit and give the 4th/5th to LA during home games too.

Kevin Stocker doing the PBP will never not feel off.

Coming around on AI more and more every time I think about how someone got paid for creating the “Sorry Sam Jackson” and State Farm/Bon Jovi commercials.

That ought to stem all the “Bluesky is dead” chatter. Well done and thank you for your service.

Jeffrey Epstein.

Just about a week til my b’day so my not so subtle hint that all I really want is a Cameo from Kohl’s mom.

Gucci Mane Allegedly Kidnapped, Held at Gunpoint By Pooh Shiesty

????

/Walking away from an overflowing toilet without looking back and putting on sunglasses like a cool action movie guy.

Literally anything by RHCP.

IYKYK…

Has anyone ever seen Gunnar Henderson and Mr. Beast in the same room?

LOL you can bookmark this, but this homophobic goon will be all over the “will he come out of retirement for one more run?” rumors come late summer. Take that to the bank.

Sorry, just now seeing this.

We are getting dangerously close to full-on black face.

But I guess if he was able to challenge the limit on using “beautiful,” he’s the guy to get away with it.

Yet he rants continuously about how “affordability” isn’t a real word.

If Joel Embiid was still alive and this was five years ago, you could be the house on him bagging an 84 spot against their next tanking opponent. Alas.

I mean, we all should’ve seen this coming on Mar10…

He’s their bullpen coach, so would be a short walk.

Hope it’s not his carcass-hoisting arm.

Great pics. But can’t help but notice the conspicuous absence of any cheese soft pretzel content…

You picked a hell of a good weekend to enjoy the LA weather! Relax a bit my man.

When he made that wager and looked at the champ dude who had that exact total. Oof.

Many saying he’s come into camp this year in the best shape of his life…