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Horoscope of the week 12/2025 (17/03/2025) By Nele Lohse Pisces ♓ It’s birthday time, Pisces! But don’t let it go to your head. Even the best-made plans can fall to pieces because of extraneous factors. We know you’re naturally sensitive and sentimental, so it’s important to not let a cancelled event get you down.  Venus has moved into your communications sector, where it will stay until April 24th. This Venus transit enhances your abilities to learn, communicate and make connections, so if there’s a networking event or some gossip you want to get to the bottom of, now is a great time to do so. There could be purchases or gifts that help you connect and learn, so be on the look out and budget accordingly.

Horoscope of the week 12/2025 (17/03/2025) By Nele Lohse Pisces ♓ It’s birthday time, Pisces! But don’t let it go to your head. Even the best-made plans can fall to pieces because of extraneous factors. We know you’re naturally sensitive and sentimental, so it’s important to not let a cancelled event get you down.  Venus has moved into your communications sector, where it will stay until April 24th. This Venus transit enhances your abilities to learn, communicate and make connections, so if there’s a networking event or some gossip you want to get to the bottom of, now is a great time to do so. There could be purchases or gifts that help you connect and learn, so be on the look out and budget accordingly.

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Horoscope of the week 12/2025 (17/03/2025) By Nele Lohse Taurus ♉ Feeling left out, Taurus? Confused and unsure what to do? Try talking out your problems with friends. Communication can sometimes be difficult with your stubborn and practical nature but there’s a solution; when in doubt, hug it out. There are a lot of people out there who love you, so reach out to them and connect with that wonderful sensitive nature of yours. Now is a bad time to ask for a promotion. If communication doesn’t work, drink more milk (or non-dairy derivative). It should help.

Horoscope of the week 12/2025 (17/03/2025) By Nele Lohse Taurus ♉ Feeling left out, Taurus? Confused and unsure what to do? Try talking out your problems with friends. Communication can sometimes be difficult with your stubborn and practical nature but there’s a solution; when in doubt, hug it out. There are a lot of people out there who love you, so reach out to them and connect with that wonderful sensitive nature of yours. Now is a bad time to ask for a promotion. If communication doesn’t work, drink more milk (or non-dairy derivative). It should help.

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Horoscope of the week 12/2025 (17/03/2025) By Nele Lohse Cancer ♋ Be prepared for the loved ones to act strangely or require more attention than usual. Venus has transited into your social sector, where it will stay until April 24th, so it will be natural to want to remark on these strange behaviours. Hold your tongue, or, if you must, speak carefully. If played carefully, you might make a new friend or business partner in upcoming weeks. Whether they are a good choice in this role is yet to be seen. Today, you're more emotionally invested than usual in your ideas, beliefs, intelligence, and physical possessions. Buy cashmere or a creme egg today.

Horoscope of the week 12/2025 (17/03/2025) By Nele Lohse Cancer ♋ Be prepared for the loved ones to act strangely or require more attention than usual. Venus has transited into your social sector, where it will stay until April 24th, so it will be natural to want to remark on these strange behaviours. Hold your tongue, or, if you must, speak carefully. If played carefully, you might make a new friend or business partner in upcoming weeks. Whether they are a good choice in this role is yet to be seen. Today, you're more emotionally invested than usual in your ideas, beliefs, intelligence, and physical possessions. Buy cashmere or a creme egg today.

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Episode 14, 'Main Character', emerged from the ether late last night and is now sitting there waiting to entertain you. Features a wonderful turn from @misterabk.bsky.social among the usual perplexing goings-on.

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What is your Wikipedia editor personality? (01/03/2020) By Nele Lohse 1) What link are you most likely to click and enter a wiki rabbit hole?  A. A source  B. The third in the second paragraph  C. A basic word to check if I correctly remember its meaning  D. I just stay with this article  E. Related topic 2) What is the next thing you will use Wikipedia for?  A. Settle something that came up with a friend  B. Research a definition  C. Summary of a piece of literature  D. Background info on obscure minor role in a movie  E. Random article

What is your Wikipedia editor personality? (01/03/2020) By Nele Lohse 1) What link are you most likely to click and enter a wiki rabbit hole?  A. A source  B. The third in the second paragraph  C. A basic word to check if I correctly remember its meaning  D. I just stay with this article  E. Related topic 2) What is the next thing you will use Wikipedia for?  A. Settle something that came up with a friend  B. Research a definition  C. Summary of a piece of literature  D. Background info on obscure minor role in a movie  E. Random article

3) How do you pick your username?  A. Anagram  B. Starsign and number of pets  C. Reference to favourite piece of pop culture  D. Initials and birthyear  E. Pun on role model 4) What would you find most difficult to leave unedited?  A. Boring phrasing  B. Grammatical error  C. Factual error  D. Ambiguous phrasing  E. Information not detailed enough 5) How do you react to your edit being edited?  A. I wouldn’t know. I never look back.  B. Resignation  C. Redo it and add three more sources  D. Correct it again. And again. Never give up.  E. I probably reworked it myself. Might double check again now.

3) How do you pick your username?  A. Anagram  B. Starsign and number of pets  C. Reference to favourite piece of pop culture  D. Initials and birthyear  E. Pun on role model 4) What would you find most difficult to leave unedited?  A. Boring phrasing  B. Grammatical error  C. Factual error  D. Ambiguous phrasing  E. Information not detailed enough 5) How do you react to your edit being edited?  A. I wouldn’t know. I never look back.  B. Resignation  C. Redo it and add three more sources  D. Correct it again. And again. Never give up.  E. I probably reworked it myself. Might double check again now.

Award yourself points for your answers as follows: Q1: A=4, B=3, C=2, D=5, E=1 Q2: A=4, B=2, C=1, D=5, E=3 Q3: A=3, B=2, C=5, D=4, E=1 Q4: A=3, B=2, C=1, D=4, E=5 Q5: A=3, B=1, C=4, D=5, E=2

Award yourself points for your answers as follows: Q1: A=4, B=3, C=2, D=5, E=1 Q2: A=4, B=2, C=1, D=5, E=3 Q3: A=3, B=2, C=5, D=4, E=1 Q4: A=3, B=2, C=1, D=4, E=5 Q5: A=3, B=1, C=4, D=5, E=2

Here are your results depending on your summed up points: 5-8 points Exhausted scientist  You deeply respect the idea behind Wikipedia. In some cases the execution leads to you doubting the greatness of the general idea of human beings being being. 9-12 points Self-doubting panic puddle You want to contribute to wiki. But whenever you do you end up questioning every word you chose. You delete most of your work at least once. 13-16 points Chaos goblin Knowledge is nice and good but it is nothing without some spice in your eyes. And you will bring it to the game, so help you Seth, Loki and Chaos. 17-20 points Over-motivated source finder Your edits are informed. You are a master of reference and cross-reference. Your additions and corrections have to be untouchable. 21-25 points One topic expert Your knowledge about a certain topic is unmatched. You guard the according articles like a dragon. Dutifully, wisely and fiercely.

Here are your results depending on your summed up points: 5-8 points Exhausted scientist  You deeply respect the idea behind Wikipedia. In some cases the execution leads to you doubting the greatness of the general idea of human beings being being. 9-12 points Self-doubting panic puddle You want to contribute to wiki. But whenever you do you end up questioning every word you chose. You delete most of your work at least once. 13-16 points Chaos goblin Knowledge is nice and good but it is nothing without some spice in your eyes. And you will bring it to the game, so help you Seth, Loki and Chaos. 17-20 points Over-motivated source finder Your edits are informed. You are a master of reference and cross-reference. Your additions and corrections have to be untouchable. 21-25 points One topic expert Your knowledge about a certain topic is unmatched. You guard the according articles like a dragon. Dutifully, wisely and fiercely.

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Fear is in the air (18/02/25) By Nele Lohse While multiple sources have confirmed that the police is treating Stevie Chase’s death as a suspicious case, the atmosphere around it is getting tense.Threats, unspoken as well as in a likelihood at least whispered, appear to be sending down shivers people's spines. We have seen the shifty social media posts of some suspiciously trying to shake off guilt. There are rumours of the inner circle of Stevie’s loved ones doubting that the official investigation is carried out satisfactorily. A couple of people are actually leaving the country. Some with only a superficial connection to the case, but according to The Buzz’s research someone directly involved in conducting the official investigation has moved to the continent. And then there is the case of one of our colleagues trying to document Chase’s funeral ending up in hospital after a run in with a certain lawyer. Whether it is innocents expecting harm to come their way or the guilty going out of their way to cover up their tracks. There is no doubt about it: Fear is in the air.

Fear is in the air (18/02/25) By Nele Lohse While multiple sources have confirmed that the police is treating Stevie Chase’s death as a suspicious case, the atmosphere around it is getting tense.Threats, unspoken as well as in a likelihood at least whispered, appear to be sending down shivers people's spines. We have seen the shifty social media posts of some suspiciously trying to shake off guilt. There are rumours of the inner circle of Stevie’s loved ones doubting that the official investigation is carried out satisfactorily. A couple of people are actually leaving the country. Some with only a superficial connection to the case, but according to The Buzz’s research someone directly involved in conducting the official investigation has moved to the continent. And then there is the case of one of our colleagues trying to document Chase’s funeral ending up in hospital after a run in with a certain lawyer. Whether it is innocents expecting harm to come their way or the guilty going out of their way to cover up their tracks. There is no doubt about it: Fear is in the air.

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STEVIE CHASE: Jack Dixon in the Spotlight as Rumours Swirl Date: 8th January 2025
By Marlowe Digby, The BuzzWord - Late Edition
 A former media lawyer, digging up the truth that the legal system buries deep. The circumstances of Stevie Chase’s death remain unclear, and verified information is scarce. There has been no official statement from the authorities, and nothing reported here should be taken as confirmed. At present, all that is available are fragments, observations from the party, and speculation circulating online. One name that continues to appear is Jack Dixon, a well-known figure in entertainment circles. Dixon was present at the party and has attracted attention in discussions online. Some sources hint at a connection to Chase’s will, while others point to past disagreements between the two. None of this has been substantiated. Dixon’s relationship with Chase was complicated. Accounts suggest a public disagreement in the past, though he attended the party nonetheless. Any suggestion of his involvement in events surrounding Chase’s death remains unverified. For now, the story of Stevie Chase’s death and Jack Dixon’s place in the aftermath remains unresolved. I will continue to track developments and report responsibly, distinguishing between confirmed details and speculation. If they bury it, I dig.

STEVIE CHASE: Jack Dixon in the Spotlight as Rumours Swirl Date: 8th January 2025
By Marlowe Digby, The BuzzWord - Late Edition
 A former media lawyer, digging up the truth that the legal system buries deep. The circumstances of Stevie Chase’s death remain unclear, and verified information is scarce. There has been no official statement from the authorities, and nothing reported here should be taken as confirmed. At present, all that is available are fragments, observations from the party, and speculation circulating online. One name that continues to appear is Jack Dixon, a well-known figure in entertainment circles. Dixon was present at the party and has attracted attention in discussions online. Some sources hint at a connection to Chase’s will, while others point to past disagreements between the two. None of this has been substantiated. Dixon’s relationship with Chase was complicated. Accounts suggest a public disagreement in the past, though he attended the party nonetheless. Any suggestion of his involvement in events surrounding Chase’s death remains unverified. For now, the story of Stevie Chase’s death and Jack Dixon’s place in the aftermath remains unresolved. I will continue to track developments and report responsibly, distinguishing between confirmed details and speculation. If they bury it, I dig.

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Horoscope of the week 48/2024 (25/11/24) By Nele Lohse Sagittarius ♐️  This is a week of either perfect balance or extremes. Your choice is having a cushy time or pushing your luck to swing from its highest to its lowest points of your life within seconds. Especially towards the end of the week you should not take the risk. Avoid crowds as well as being alone, obviate exceedingly paying compliment to others or speaking badly of them, do not spend great amounts of money on decadency. It might lose you more than materialistic goods.

Horoscope of the week 48/2024 (25/11/24) By Nele Lohse Sagittarius ♐️  This is a week of either perfect balance or extremes. Your choice is having a cushy time or pushing your luck to swing from its highest to its lowest points of your life within seconds. Especially towards the end of the week you should not take the risk. Avoid crowds as well as being alone, obviate exceedingly paying compliment to others or speaking badly of them, do not spend great amounts of money on decadency. It might lose you more than materialistic goods.

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Transcript of a video post published 19/02/25 on The Buzz, entitled "WHICH STEVIE CHASE GUEST IS OBSESSED WITH ME?"  The thumbnail consists of an unedited still frame from approximately three minutes into the video, in which the featured Buzzer appears to be frozen mid-word, eyes half open, half closed. Evidence suggests that the individual pictured uploaded the video without taking the time to create a thumbnail.  Transcript: 
Hey, catfishers and glamourpusses, it's Simon here! And welcome back to the only channel on The Buzz that your mum's sister isn't sharing in the family group chat.  It's a quick video this week, sexpots, because I am so tired. I am so pretty and so tired and it's against the law to make me focus when no one is even putting in the effort to admire how butch and exciting I look with all this stubble. What do we think, girls, is it working? Yes. Trick question. Of course it is.  And speaking of the family group chat! Okay, babes, you guys know I'm not usually one to "read" my "emails", and especially not the ones about doing what passes for a job over here in Buzzville. You and I have our little goblin world in here, you know the rules. Papa Buzz doesn't bother us and we don't bother him, unless we're sneaking into his house at night to give him little kisses on the earlobe. 

Transcript of a video post published 19/02/25 on The Buzz, entitled "WHICH STEVIE CHASE GUEST IS OBSESSED WITH ME?"  The thumbnail consists of an unedited still frame from approximately three minutes into the video, in which the featured Buzzer appears to be frozen mid-word, eyes half open, half closed. Evidence suggests that the individual pictured uploaded the video without taking the time to create a thumbnail.  Transcript: 
Hey, catfishers and glamourpusses, it's Simon here! And welcome back to the only channel on The Buzz that your mum's sister isn't sharing in the family group chat.  It's a quick video this week, sexpots, because I am so tired. I am so pretty and so tired and it's against the law to make me focus when no one is even putting in the effort to admire how butch and exciting I look with all this stubble. What do we think, girls, is it working? Yes. Trick question. Of course it is.  And speaking of the family group chat! Okay, babes, you guys know I'm not usually one to "read" my "emails", and especially not the ones about doing what passes for a job over here in Buzzville. You and I have our little goblin world in here, you know the rules. Papa Buzz doesn't bother us and we don't bother him, unless we're sneaking into his house at night to give him little kisses on the earlobe. 

So! Imagine my surprise when I accidentally open the shared Buzzer doc - which, hello, who knew we had one of those! I was just trying to find photos of-- It's not important, anyway - i. ma. gine. my surprise when I found a little note that there have been complaints? About moi? Apparently, one Leah Vicks is complaining about my pretty face and the information coming out of it.  And I could have ignored that - you know, turned the cheek, then turned the other one, then turned the first one back again just for fun. Slap me as many times as you want, diva, it gets the blood flowing and keeps me young. 
But, I heard from a friend - the same friend who, if you will recall was actually there on the night that Stevie Chase slid on down the great pole in the sky to shake it up in hell. (Don't worry, by the way, I have some news coming on Miss Stevie. Watch. This. Space.) ANYWAY, same source, different blend of tea!  SO. I heard from this friend that our new friend Leah Vicks (who, by the way, was also there the night Stevie popped clogs), is still skulking around that fancy hotel. Which. Okay, girl, spend that retainer. But how do I hear she's spending her time? Sugarplums, she's only walking the halls talking about your own sweet Simon! So this isn't a one-off complaint, our girl's obsessed with your delicious dirt disher! Which, okay, Leah. Miss Leah. I get it. I own a mirror, I get it. But babe, jealousy is unbecoming. And-- girl to girl, here. Diva, I have gorgeous little friends everywhere. You are literally in my house, right now. My ears are so close to you that you could be kissing them on the lobe. So don't be coming for me, queen bee, because you're gonna upset the hive.  Unless you were talking about Nele, in which case, oh my god, I take it back. That's so funny, keep going, she is gonna be furious. Tata, twiglets! Miss you already!

So! Imagine my surprise when I accidentally open the shared Buzzer doc - which, hello, who knew we had one of those! I was just trying to find photos of-- It's not important, anyway - i. ma. gine. my surprise when I found a little note that there have been complaints? About moi? Apparently, one Leah Vicks is complaining about my pretty face and the information coming out of it.  And I could have ignored that - you know, turned the cheek, then turned the other one, then turned the first one back again just for fun. Slap me as many times as you want, diva, it gets the blood flowing and keeps me young. 
But, I heard from a friend - the same friend who, if you will recall was actually there on the night that Stevie Chase slid on down the great pole in the sky to shake it up in hell. (Don't worry, by the way, I have some news coming on Miss Stevie. Watch. This. Space.) ANYWAY, same source, different blend of tea!  SO. I heard from this friend that our new friend Leah Vicks (who, by the way, was also there the night Stevie popped clogs), is still skulking around that fancy hotel. Which. Okay, girl, spend that retainer. But how do I hear she's spending her time? Sugarplums, she's only walking the halls talking about your own sweet Simon! So this isn't a one-off complaint, our girl's obsessed with your delicious dirt disher! Which, okay, Leah. Miss Leah. I get it. I own a mirror, I get it. But babe, jealousy is unbecoming. And-- girl to girl, here. Diva, I have gorgeous little friends everywhere. You are literally in my house, right now. My ears are so close to you that you could be kissing them on the lobe. So don't be coming for me, queen bee, because you're gonna upset the hive.  Unless you were talking about Nele, in which case, oh my god, I take it back. That's so funny, keep going, she is gonna be furious. Tata, twiglets! Miss you already!

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A Comment on Comments (24/01/25) By Nele Lohse There have been claims by a certain colleague that research results of the team as well as my narratives are unreliable. Some of those claims even have been parroted under a significant number of my posts. I would say reliability is a big word for someone who keeps ‘neutrally’ reporting the nicest things about the people paying for their numerous drinks at celebrity parties. But it is not that opinion I am caring about in any way. I cannot stand the idea that you guys think you cannot rely on what I tell you. I would never do that to my readers. I consider it very disrespectful towards people to be knowingly unclear, confusing or erratic. So I consider comments like that an attack on my honour and integrity as a writer, reporter and human being. I strongly object to all accusations of this kind. As good as all team members here at The Buzz do their research to the highest journalistic standards. I hope my word on this reassures you and we can move on from this nasty topic.

A Comment on Comments (24/01/25) By Nele Lohse There have been claims by a certain colleague that research results of the team as well as my narratives are unreliable. Some of those claims even have been parroted under a significant number of my posts. I would say reliability is a big word for someone who keeps ‘neutrally’ reporting the nicest things about the people paying for their numerous drinks at celebrity parties. But it is not that opinion I am caring about in any way. I cannot stand the idea that you guys think you cannot rely on what I tell you. I would never do that to my readers. I consider it very disrespectful towards people to be knowingly unclear, confusing or erratic. So I consider comments like that an attack on my honour and integrity as a writer, reporter and human being. I strongly object to all accusations of this kind. As good as all team members here at The Buzz do their research to the highest journalistic standards. I hope my word on this reassures you and we can move on from this nasty topic.

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Which creepy feature in a hotel room are you? (25/03/2020) By Nele Lohse 

1) What is your ideal party location?  A. après ski hut  B. glade in a pinewood  C. surprise at someone’s home  D. garden with a pool  E. old mansion 2) What is your dream job?  A. composer  B. marine biologist  C. tennis referee  D. nurse  E. private detective

Which creepy feature in a hotel room are you? (25/03/2020) By Nele Lohse 

1) What is your ideal party location?  A. après ski hut  B. glade in a pinewood  C. surprise at someone’s home  D. garden with a pool  E. old mansion 2) What is your dream job?  A. composer  B. marine biologist  C. tennis referee  D. nurse  E. private detective

3) What would you do in a band?  A. musician  B. manager  C. tech  D. groupie  E. write lyrics 4) Best tonic for a cold:  A. garlic  B. ginger  C. milk and honey  D. chicken soup  E. lemon 5) What is your favourite place in a house?  A. bathroom  B. the garden  C. the attic  D. living room  E. cellar

3) What would you do in a band?  A. musician  B. manager  C. tech  D. groupie  E. write lyrics 4) Best tonic for a cold:  A. garlic  B. ginger  C. milk and honey  D. chicken soup  E. lemon 5) What is your favourite place in a house?  A. bathroom  B. the garden  C. the attic  D. living room  E. cellar

Award yourself points for your answers as follows: Q1: A=3, B=2, C=1, D=4, E=5 Q2: A=2, B=3, C=5, D=1, E=4 Q3: A=3, B=5, C=4, D=1, E=2 Q4: A=1, B=5, C=2, D=4, E=3 Q5: A=1, B=4, C=5, D=2, E=3

Award yourself points for your answers as follows: Q1: A=3, B=2, C=1, D=4, E=5 Q2: A=2, B=3, C=5, D=1, E=4 Q3: A=3, B=5, C=4, D=1, E=2 Q4: A=1, B=5, C=2, D=4, E=3 Q5: A=1, B=4, C=5, D=2, E=3

Here are your results depending on your summed up points: 5-8 points Jack and Jill door You’re always good for a surprise. 9-12 points Nursery Rhymes at night from the walls Your inner child is taking charge. 13-16 points Sound of breathing in front of the door You always linger at the edge of the dance floor. 17-21 points Silhouette appearing behind a curtain when the lights are turned off You avoid the spotlight. 22-25 points Portrait with eyes following people around the room You like being in control.

Here are your results depending on your summed up points: 5-8 points Jack and Jill door You’re always good for a surprise. 9-12 points Nursery Rhymes at night from the walls Your inner child is taking charge. 13-16 points Sound of breathing in front of the door You always linger at the edge of the dance floor. 17-21 points Silhouette appearing behind a curtain when the lights are turned off You avoid the spotlight. 22-25 points Portrait with eyes following people around the room You like being in control.

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DJ FRODO - The exhale we all needed  (07/02/2025) - By Camilla Apis 🍯🍯🍯🍯 4/5 hives Tonight the dance floor is full, hips and shoulders swaying like kelp in an outgoing tide. Despite the outside temps it’s toasty inside, and the atmosphere has slowly relaxed into the vibe of DJ Frodo; a stalwart of the local chillwave scene. It’s a long, delightful exhale after the intense stage presence and insane visuals that was Highjinx. DJ Frodo (Frank Yelland) spends the next 45 minutes captivating listeners with his innovative soundscapes, including gentle bamboo plonks and the occasional ‘tink’ of a fork being placed into a kitchen sink. Caribou, Vallis Alps, Broke for Free- eat your hearts out.  His shapeshifting production is proof of his skill, as each song drifts into the next, rolling through like the perfect set of summer waves. At one point, DJ Frodo pulls out his latest piece, a swirling 8-minute remix of Tame Impala’s odyssey, ‘End Of Summer’. The track eddies in perfect circles before sliding out of the way for that devastating line ‘And I'm sure that you won't believe but you'll be on my mind, I waited till the end of summer and I ran out of time.’ As the lyrics swirl through the room, I can’t help but wonder if DJ Frodo isn’t thinking about a long-lost love but rather his sometimes-prickly relationship with his uncle (the late Stevie Chase). By the time Kevin Parker’s voice drifts away to be replaced by the hopeful tones of Sumner’s ‘Stranded’, there aren’t too many dry eyes in the house (DJ Frodo included). He finishes with the classic psychedelic hit of Washed Out’s ‘It All Feels Right’, the perfect setup for our next act, SqueezyHoney who maybe enjoys the work of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard a bit too much.

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DJ FRODO - The exhale we all needed  (07/02/2025) - By Camilla Apis 🍯🍯🍯🍯 4/5 hives Tonight the dance floor is full, hips and shoulders swaying like kelp in an outgoing tide. Despite the outside temps it’s toasty inside, and the atmosphere has slowly relaxed into the vibe of DJ Frodo; a stalwart of the local chillwave scene. It’s a long, delightful exhale after the intense stage presence and insane visuals that was Highjinx. DJ Frodo (Frank Yelland) spends the next 45 minutes captivating listeners with his innovative soundscapes, including gentle bamboo plonks and the occasional ‘tink’ of a fork being placed into a kitchen sink. Caribou, Vallis Alps, Broke for Free- eat your hearts out.  His shapeshifting production is proof of his skill, as each song drifts into the next, rolling through like the perfect set of summer waves. At one point, DJ Frodo pulls out his latest piece, a swirling 8-minute remix of Tame Impala’s odyssey, ‘End Of Summer’. The track eddies in perfect circles before sliding out of the way for that devastating line ‘And I'm sure that you won't believe but you'll be on my mind, I waited till the end of summer and I ran out of time.’ As the lyrics swirl through the room, I can’t help but wonder if DJ Frodo isn’t thinking about a long-lost love but rather his sometimes-prickly relationship with his uncle (the late Stevie Chase). By the time Kevin Parker’s voice drifts away to be replaced by the hopeful tones of Sumner’s ‘Stranded’, there aren’t too many dry eyes in the house (DJ Frodo included). He finishes with the classic psychedelic hit of Washed Out’s ‘It All Feels Right’, the perfect setup for our next act, SqueezyHoney who maybe enjoys the work of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard a bit too much.

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Transcript of a video post published 15/01/25 on The Buzz, entitled "IS YOUR PARTNER TOXIC?"  The thumbnail depicts the Buzzer in question, wearing thick-framed fashionable glasses and frowning in exaggerated concentration at a book they are holding with both hands. Yellow text across the bottom of the frame demands the answer to the question, in capslock, "GASLIGHTING???" with three question marks. On the cover of the book, two handsome and very well built men face away from one another, but hold hands behind their backs. It is of note that the orientation of the cover indicates that the book is upside down.  Transcript: 
Hey sugarbuns and sitophiles, it's Simon here! Welcome back to what is for once not our own personal little corner of hell where we get unhinged about the drama that's coming out about Stevie Chase's terminal oopsie. I promise we will get back to that, but I thought that we could all use a little breather. A moment to check in on ourselves and our relationships with the people we love.  And the reason I thought that is because this! Video! Has! A! Sponsor!  That's right, Restless Publications is paying me to tell you about their latest novel, and babes, you know the only thing I like better than sharing information is being paid to do it.  From the author that brought you The Organisation and Domicile, comes Death of a Miserable Mogul. 

Transcript of a video post published 15/01/25 on The Buzz, entitled "IS YOUR PARTNER TOXIC?"  The thumbnail depicts the Buzzer in question, wearing thick-framed fashionable glasses and frowning in exaggerated concentration at a book they are holding with both hands. Yellow text across the bottom of the frame demands the answer to the question, in capslock, "GASLIGHTING???" with three question marks. On the cover of the book, two handsome and very well built men face away from one another, but hold hands behind their backs. It is of note that the orientation of the cover indicates that the book is upside down.  Transcript: 
Hey sugarbuns and sitophiles, it's Simon here! Welcome back to what is for once not our own personal little corner of hell where we get unhinged about the drama that's coming out about Stevie Chase's terminal oopsie. I promise we will get back to that, but I thought that we could all use a little breather. A moment to check in on ourselves and our relationships with the people we love.  And the reason I thought that is because this! Video! Has! A! Sponsor!  That's right, Restless Publications is paying me to tell you about their latest novel, and babes, you know the only thing I like better than sharing information is being paid to do it.  From the author that brought you The Organisation and Domicile, comes Death of a Miserable Mogul. 

When hunky beefcake Stu finds himself unexpectedly invited to an exclusive catwalk show hosted in honour of fashion royalty Burnie Yates, he's confused and suspicious. But when Yates turns up dead the following morning, Stu jumps at the chance to revive his ailing forensic career. It's only when the clues start to point to his partner, the 6'5" male model, Allan, that Stu's resolve begins to falter. As his sense of reality begins to fall apart, Stu has to ask himself - is he prepared to solve the case at the expense of losing everything he loves?  Death of a Miserable Mogul is available everywhere you buy digital, hard copies, or audiobooks. And I've checked, divas, it really is everywhere.  And inspired by our lovely lovely sponsor, who is the reason I get to sit here in my house sharing the morning with you all while you get ready for work - don't lie to me, I know who my audience is - I thought we could go through a little list of ways you can tell if your relationship is toxic. Because let me tell you, Stu is going through it in this book, and I know he's not the only one who'll recognise what I'm going on about. So, without further ado and with a quick glance at the screen - because diva, you haven't even noticed that I've shaved! The moustache is gone, I can't tell you why right now, but don't worry, she'll be back. But without further ado! Let's do a quick dive into the top three ways that you can tell if your relationship is a relation shit.  Number one, at face value our girl Stu is living the high life. Everything paid for by gorgeous model partner, Allan. But (and no spoilers!) as you read more, it kinda feels like maybe Allan doesn't feel as much like he's a partner as a purchaser. "My money, my rules", you know? If you have to justify it to your partner every time you undo the purse strings, then babygirl, you don't have a daddy, you've got a daggy. You can do better! Ditch them, babe! 

When hunky beefcake Stu finds himself unexpectedly invited to an exclusive catwalk show hosted in honour of fashion royalty Burnie Yates, he's confused and suspicious. But when Yates turns up dead the following morning, Stu jumps at the chance to revive his ailing forensic career. It's only when the clues start to point to his partner, the 6'5" male model, Allan, that Stu's resolve begins to falter. As his sense of reality begins to fall apart, Stu has to ask himself - is he prepared to solve the case at the expense of losing everything he loves?  Death of a Miserable Mogul is available everywhere you buy digital, hard copies, or audiobooks. And I've checked, divas, it really is everywhere.  And inspired by our lovely lovely sponsor, who is the reason I get to sit here in my house sharing the morning with you all while you get ready for work - don't lie to me, I know who my audience is - I thought we could go through a little list of ways you can tell if your relationship is toxic. Because let me tell you, Stu is going through it in this book, and I know he's not the only one who'll recognise what I'm going on about. So, without further ado and with a quick glance at the screen - because diva, you haven't even noticed that I've shaved! The moustache is gone, I can't tell you why right now, but don't worry, she'll be back. But without further ado! Let's do a quick dive into the top three ways that you can tell if your relationship is a relation shit.  Number one, at face value our girl Stu is living the high life. Everything paid for by gorgeous model partner, Allan. But (and no spoilers!) as you read more, it kinda feels like maybe Allan doesn't feel as much like he's a partner as a purchaser. "My money, my rules", you know? If you have to justify it to your partner every time you undo the purse strings, then babygirl, you don't have a daddy, you've got a daggy. You can do better! Ditch them, babe! 

Number two, I won't say how or who, but at some point in Miserable Mogul there's a betrayal, and let me tell you, their partner is left reeling. They can't tell what's real and what's not, any more. Babe, if your partner lies to you so often and so convincingly that you don't know your nose from your knickers, what do you need to do? Ditch! Them! And finally, number three, listen. Listen. Divas. I hear you. We'd all love a tall slab of meat (or a small one, or a clown, or a puppet) to sweep us off our feet and tell us they'll protect us from all the ills of the world. And to Stu, it feels like Allan's bringing that energy. But then he starts showing up everywhere that Stu goes, just to "keep him safe". And girl, if your partner's checking your phone every twenty minutes, "just in case"? WHAT CAN WE DO? BETTER! WHERE CAN THEY GO? BIN!  That's it from me for now, babes. A reminder to please check out the sponsor of the video - I promise you won't regret it, and yes, I am saying that because they're paying me. But also, if you've read it already I'm dying to know what you think! All of my colleagues are hyperfixated on Stevie Chase and no one is answering my DMs about this. Comment bellow, babes, I need you, desperately!  Love you all, buh-byeee!

Number two, I won't say how or who, but at some point in Miserable Mogul there's a betrayal, and let me tell you, their partner is left reeling. They can't tell what's real and what's not, any more. Babe, if your partner lies to you so often and so convincingly that you don't know your nose from your knickers, what do you need to do? Ditch! Them! And finally, number three, listen. Listen. Divas. I hear you. We'd all love a tall slab of meat (or a small one, or a clown, or a puppet) to sweep us off our feet and tell us they'll protect us from all the ills of the world. And to Stu, it feels like Allan's bringing that energy. But then he starts showing up everywhere that Stu goes, just to "keep him safe". And girl, if your partner's checking your phone every twenty minutes, "just in case"? WHAT CAN WE DO? BETTER! WHERE CAN THEY GO? BIN!  That's it from me for now, babes. A reminder to please check out the sponsor of the video - I promise you won't regret it, and yes, I am saying that because they're paying me. But also, if you've read it already I'm dying to know what you think! All of my colleagues are hyperfixated on Stevie Chase and no one is answering my DMs about this. Comment bellow, babes, I need you, desperately!  Love you all, buh-byeee!

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The Horse’s Hitman (02/01/25) By Nele Lohse Weeks after the mysterious passing of Stevie Chase, host of the hit format Shake It Off, there is no end in sight to suspicious events connected to the tragic night surfacing. In newest developments The Buzz’s research brought some interesting details to light about  John Dann, writer, rugby enthusiast and allegedly one of the guests on Stevie’s fatal birthday party on 30th November. Witnesses claim to have seen Dann early in November on the grounds of Hildenborough Stud - the farm Stabbelton used to call his home. Yes, Stabbelton - the horse that unfortunately and innocently got caught in the crossfire in one of Stevie Chase’s hotheaded fights with a person close to him. There is no proof that the proud stallion wished Stevie harm. And yet we all remember the look on his face in the photos that went viral after Chase’s attack. It might not have been as scarring for Stabby as it appeared. They might have had an opportunity to clear the air since. And it might have been a coincidence that a man who possibly spent the night under the same roof as Stevie did when he lost his life only days before stepped into the prints of potentially hostile hooves. It might.

The Horse’s Hitman (02/01/25) By Nele Lohse Weeks after the mysterious passing of Stevie Chase, host of the hit format Shake It Off, there is no end in sight to suspicious events connected to the tragic night surfacing. In newest developments The Buzz’s research brought some interesting details to light about  John Dann, writer, rugby enthusiast and allegedly one of the guests on Stevie’s fatal birthday party on 30th November. Witnesses claim to have seen Dann early in November on the grounds of Hildenborough Stud - the farm Stabbelton used to call his home. Yes, Stabbelton - the horse that unfortunately and innocently got caught in the crossfire in one of Stevie Chase’s hotheaded fights with a person close to him. There is no proof that the proud stallion wished Stevie harm. And yet we all remember the look on his face in the photos that went viral after Chase’s attack. It might not have been as scarring for Stabby as it appeared. They might have had an opportunity to clear the air since. And it might have been a coincidence that a man who possibly spent the night under the same roof as Stevie did when he lost his life only days before stepped into the prints of potentially hostile hooves. It might.

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BIG IFs - 10 bizarre clauses in Stevie Chase’s last will and testament (27/01/25) By Nele Lohse Nearly two months have passed since Stevie Chase’s shockingly sudden and suspicious demise. As you would expect by now information and rumours about his will are spinning round the world wide web. Some more and some less plausible. The Buzz has handily compiled the 10 most popular ones for you. Here they are in no particular order: 1- There are whispers that a certain Jack Salisbury, Chase’s trusted lawyer, might be entitled to a huge bonus, if he manages to keep the eccentric clauses of the will out of the press. Well, we are so sorry, Jack! 2- Taking into account the repeating, through the sheer amount of them less and less half-jokingly sounding claims that he deserved one by now, it does not seem too far fetched that Stevie has allotted an enormous amount to charity in case he will posthumously be granted a knighthood. (An honour that so far has only been awarded posthumously once). 3- On first sight less believable - but knowing the star’s infamous ego still very much in the realm of possible - is the rumour that Channel 4 has to build and set up a statue of Chase to keep the rights to air repeats of Chase’s hit format Shake It Up. 4- Voices saying the will demands his friends and family to win their shares of the inheritance playing a round of said show appear most likely to be joking. But we shall not rule it out completely.

BIG IFs - 10 bizarre clauses in Stevie Chase’s last will and testament (27/01/25) By Nele Lohse Nearly two months have passed since Stevie Chase’s shockingly sudden and suspicious demise. As you would expect by now information and rumours about his will are spinning round the world wide web. Some more and some less plausible. The Buzz has handily compiled the 10 most popular ones for you. Here they are in no particular order: 1- There are whispers that a certain Jack Salisbury, Chase’s trusted lawyer, might be entitled to a huge bonus, if he manages to keep the eccentric clauses of the will out of the press. Well, we are so sorry, Jack! 2- Taking into account the repeating, through the sheer amount of them less and less half-jokingly sounding claims that he deserved one by now, it does not seem too far fetched that Stevie has allotted an enormous amount to charity in case he will posthumously be granted a knighthood. (An honour that so far has only been awarded posthumously once). 3- On first sight less believable - but knowing the star’s infamous ego still very much in the realm of possible - is the rumour that Channel 4 has to build and set up a statue of Chase to keep the rights to air repeats of Chase’s hit format Shake It Up. 4- Voices saying the will demands his friends and family to win their shares of the inheritance playing a round of said show appear most likely to be joking. But we shall not rule it out completely.

5- Also related to the hugely successful format are the rumours that Chase has left ten pounds to Andre Louis, his sidekick in the original installment of Shake It Up. Allegedly Stevie wanted to make clear that his former friend was not just left out of the will accidentally, but ensured to land the last shot in their long lasting on and off enmity from the grave. 6- But not all of the clauses are that antisocial. Quite the opposite goes for this next one, one could argue: multiple sources mention slight variations of Hazel Chase only inheriting real estate, if she agrees to an unlimited obligation to welcome in all ex-partners of Stevie whenever they demand access and host them for as long as they ask her to. 7- Other sources claim that Stevie’s daughter with his first wife Giselle will get to decide over the whole inheritance. Sharing it between people from the inner circle however she likes. 8- Another family member coming up again and again is the entertainer’s nephew, who performs as a DJ under the name Frodo and has assumed that name in their private life as well. It is said that they will only inherit, if he goes back to using his birth name. 9- One of the seemingly very unlikely names to pop up repeatedly in rumours around the will is Kevin Magee. According to a very brief mention on Chase’s wikipedia entry (combined with a bit of research), he was somehow involved in a stalking case targeting Chase. Allegedly Magee will receive a bequest "in acknowledgement of services rendered". 10- Looking at these other clauses on the list this last one might be the most shocking: A portion of his estate is apparently to be set aside for a scholarship for underprivileged youth. Without any further conditions. No strings attached. It seems bafflingly out of character for the good old Stevie. But maybe he had a good heart after all.

5- Also related to the hugely successful format are the rumours that Chase has left ten pounds to Andre Louis, his sidekick in the original installment of Shake It Up. Allegedly Stevie wanted to make clear that his former friend was not just left out of the will accidentally, but ensured to land the last shot in their long lasting on and off enmity from the grave. 6- But not all of the clauses are that antisocial. Quite the opposite goes for this next one, one could argue: multiple sources mention slight variations of Hazel Chase only inheriting real estate, if she agrees to an unlimited obligation to welcome in all ex-partners of Stevie whenever they demand access and host them for as long as they ask her to. 7- Other sources claim that Stevie’s daughter with his first wife Giselle will get to decide over the whole inheritance. Sharing it between people from the inner circle however she likes. 8- Another family member coming up again and again is the entertainer’s nephew, who performs as a DJ under the name Frodo and has assumed that name in their private life as well. It is said that they will only inherit, if he goes back to using his birth name. 9- One of the seemingly very unlikely names to pop up repeatedly in rumours around the will is Kevin Magee. According to a very brief mention on Chase’s wikipedia entry (combined with a bit of research), he was somehow involved in a stalking case targeting Chase. Allegedly Magee will receive a bequest "in acknowledgement of services rendered". 10- Looking at these other clauses on the list this last one might be the most shocking: A portion of his estate is apparently to be set aside for a scholarship for underprivileged youth. Without any further conditions. No strings attached. It seems bafflingly out of character for the good old Stevie. But maybe he had a good heart after all.

Added 27th Jan
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Transcript of a video post published 28/12/24 on The Buzz, entitled "STEVIE'S SLEEPOVER SECRET SPILLED"  The video thumbnail consists of a black silhouette, with streaks of colour fanning out from behind it. The figure itself is ambiguous enough that it could be any number of members of TV royalty. Emblazoned across the centre of the frame in screaming yellow capslock is the phrase "WHO IS SHE???".  Transcript:  Hey, harlots and hooligans! It's Simon here, and welcome back to what my colleagues reluctantly acknowledge is a channel that shares the same platform as them. Which, babe, okay, maybe I don't "cite my sources", or whatever, but I'm so pretty and I've never got Papa buzz sued! So how about we all manifest a world where we let our girl Simon cook, hey? Because let me tell you, I've got a good one for you, today.  It's been a couple of weeks, dolls, and we're checking in on our favourite dead diva, the one and only Stevie Chase! I know, he had his little orgy, popped clogs, and then we didn't hear a peep from anyone for weeks. You're thirsty! I'm thirsty, I hear you! It feels like we've been suckling at the gossip teat and getting nothing out! 

Transcript of a video post published 28/12/24 on The Buzz, entitled "STEVIE'S SLEEPOVER SECRET SPILLED"  The video thumbnail consists of a black silhouette, with streaks of colour fanning out from behind it. The figure itself is ambiguous enough that it could be any number of members of TV royalty. Emblazoned across the centre of the frame in screaming yellow capslock is the phrase "WHO IS SHE???".  Transcript:  Hey, harlots and hooligans! It's Simon here, and welcome back to what my colleagues reluctantly acknowledge is a channel that shares the same platform as them. Which, babe, okay, maybe I don't "cite my sources", or whatever, but I'm so pretty and I've never got Papa buzz sued! So how about we all manifest a world where we let our girl Simon cook, hey? Because let me tell you, I've got a good one for you, today.  It's been a couple of weeks, dolls, and we're checking in on our favourite dead diva, the one and only Stevie Chase! I know, he had his little orgy, popped clogs, and then we didn't hear a peep from anyone for weeks. You're thirsty! I'm thirsty, I hear you! It feels like we've been suckling at the gossip teat and getting nothing out! 

But today, babes. Today, the tea flows. And you are not gonna believe this, gays and defaults, but it is an exclusive. Your girl knows a girl, so to speak. And who is that girl? I just told you, divas, I do not cite my sources! All I can tell you is that last night I was out (with a cute redhead, if you must ask, and no, they would not put the ears on). And while I was out, I ran into a friend, who was with a friend. Drinks were flowing, tea was spilling, and this friend of a friend has some very spicy information to share. Turns out, Miss Stevie's little Scottish castle sex orgy party might have been a bit more sedate than an unnamed unusually beautiful mustachioed person on the internet might have previously reported. Or at least, according to my source, it ended up that way. Because it turns out, girlies, that by the end of the night our naughty nonagenarian (or however old he was) was cosied up all alone in the last hours before his death with TV's own Rhapsody Brittain!  And I mean it, divas, no one else is reporting on this right now, because no one else shared a couple of drinks last night with a friend of a friend who was there (as well as a redhead who doesn't even know how to do clown makeup???). [Additional punctuation marks added to reflect the obvious bewilderment of the speaker.] But Rhapsody! Girl! I mean, A) diva to diva, you could have done better, girl, but B) what happened? What do you know! Get in contact, we're gagging to know, babe.  I'm kidding, please don't watch, girl, this isn't for you. Leave all my gorgeous sewer rats in peace. But if you do watch, please remember the rules; I'm far too pretty to be sued!   And sewer rats, harlots and homosexuals, I will see you all next time. Kisses, byeeee!

But today, babes. Today, the tea flows. And you are not gonna believe this, gays and defaults, but it is an exclusive. Your girl knows a girl, so to speak. And who is that girl? I just told you, divas, I do not cite my sources! All I can tell you is that last night I was out (with a cute redhead, if you must ask, and no, they would not put the ears on). And while I was out, I ran into a friend, who was with a friend. Drinks were flowing, tea was spilling, and this friend of a friend has some very spicy information to share. Turns out, Miss Stevie's little Scottish castle sex orgy party might have been a bit more sedate than an unnamed unusually beautiful mustachioed person on the internet might have previously reported. Or at least, according to my source, it ended up that way. Because it turns out, girlies, that by the end of the night our naughty nonagenarian (or however old he was) was cosied up all alone in the last hours before his death with TV's own Rhapsody Brittain!  And I mean it, divas, no one else is reporting on this right now, because no one else shared a couple of drinks last night with a friend of a friend who was there (as well as a redhead who doesn't even know how to do clown makeup???). [Additional punctuation marks added to reflect the obvious bewilderment of the speaker.] But Rhapsody! Girl! I mean, A) diva to diva, you could have done better, girl, but B) what happened? What do you know! Get in contact, we're gagging to know, babe.  I'm kidding, please don't watch, girl, this isn't for you. Leave all my gorgeous sewer rats in peace. But if you do watch, please remember the rules; I'm far too pretty to be sued!   And sewer rats, harlots and homosexuals, I will see you all next time. Kisses, byeeee!

Added 26th Jan
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STEVIE CHASE: AFTER THE FUNERAL, THE QUIET CONTINUES Date: 20th January 2025  By Marlowe Digby, The BuzzWord - Late Edition
 A former media lawyer, digging up the truth that the legal system buries deep. The funeral of Stevie Chase took place this week.  It was a formal affair and very well attended. It was also notably restrained. By all public accounts it was respectful, orderly, and efficient. It was not, however, heavy with grief. The mood, as described by those present and those watching from a distance, leaned less toward melancholy and more toward composure. A gathering of people accustomed to being seen, and equally accustomed to saying very little. Several familiar figures from Stevie’s professional and social orbit were in attendance, though the only comment I caught was a carefully generic remark from Iain Vernon, often described online as one of his oldest friends. The gathering felt less like a group of mourners and more like a network maintaining its own quiet order, a room full of people accustomed to proximity, discretion, and the unspoken rules that govern both. That distinction matters.

STEVIE CHASE: AFTER THE FUNERAL, THE QUIET CONTINUES Date: 20th January 2025  By Marlowe Digby, The BuzzWord - Late Edition
 A former media lawyer, digging up the truth that the legal system buries deep. The funeral of Stevie Chase took place this week.  It was a formal affair and very well attended. It was also notably restrained. By all public accounts it was respectful, orderly, and efficient. It was not, however, heavy with grief. The mood, as described by those present and those watching from a distance, leaned less toward melancholy and more toward composure. A gathering of people accustomed to being seen, and equally accustomed to saying very little. Several familiar figures from Stevie’s professional and social orbit were in attendance, though the only comment I caught was a carefully generic remark from Iain Vernon, often described online as one of his oldest friends. The gathering felt less like a group of mourners and more like a network maintaining its own quiet order, a room full of people accustomed to proximity, discretion, and the unspoken rules that govern both. That distinction matters.

Funerals are revealing not only for who attends, but for how they behave once the formalities conclude. In this case, there has been a marked absence of spontaneous reflection. No anecdotes offered freely. No shared memories that drift off script. No visible cracks. Beyond what I can only imagine to have been a carefully staged musical interlude performed by a former partner, the proceedings, as reported by media on the ground, felt controlled, almost antiseptic. For a man whose life was lived so insistently in public, the emotional response has been curiously muted. This silence has extended neatly into the media cycle. Anyone familiar with how media law operates will recognise the pattern: say enough to appear cooperative, never enough to invite follow-up. One moment stood out. During a daytime television interview, Tom Campbell, who had attended Stevie’s 60th birthday party, was asked about Stevie’s final months. His reply was polite, brief, and deliberately vague: “good memories”, “a complicated man”, “respecting privacy at this time”. It wasn’t what he said that lingered, but how swiftly and cleanly the conversation moved on. Privacy, in this context, has become a catch-all. A word that sounds compassionate while functioning as a barrier. As someone who once drafted those barriers for a living, I recognise the architecture. Carefully constructed and emotionally sterile.When silence is shared so uniformly across a group of people who are otherwise practiced communicators, it stops looking like coincidence and starts looking like coordination. Stevie Chase understood the value of narrative control. He built a career on it. But would he have wanted the same discipline applied now, if it served only to let whoever was responsible walk free?

Funerals are revealing not only for who attends, but for how they behave once the formalities conclude. In this case, there has been a marked absence of spontaneous reflection. No anecdotes offered freely. No shared memories that drift off script. No visible cracks. Beyond what I can only imagine to have been a carefully staged musical interlude performed by a former partner, the proceedings, as reported by media on the ground, felt controlled, almost antiseptic. For a man whose life was lived so insistently in public, the emotional response has been curiously muted. This silence has extended neatly into the media cycle. Anyone familiar with how media law operates will recognise the pattern: say enough to appear cooperative, never enough to invite follow-up. One moment stood out. During a daytime television interview, Tom Campbell, who had attended Stevie’s 60th birthday party, was asked about Stevie’s final months. His reply was polite, brief, and deliberately vague: “good memories”, “a complicated man”, “respecting privacy at this time”. It wasn’t what he said that lingered, but how swiftly and cleanly the conversation moved on. Privacy, in this context, has become a catch-all. A word that sounds compassionate while functioning as a barrier. As someone who once drafted those barriers for a living, I recognise the architecture. Carefully constructed and emotionally sterile.When silence is shared so uniformly across a group of people who are otherwise practiced communicators, it stops looking like coincidence and starts looking like coordination. Stevie Chase understood the value of narrative control. He built a career on it. But would he have wanted the same discipline applied now, if it served only to let whoever was responsible walk free?

The investigation continues. Officially, very little has changed. At the time of writing, there has been no meaningful public update from Police Scotland. No statement beyond the procedural. But stories do not disappear simply because they are not spoken aloud. They wait. They surface sideways. Through offhand remarks. Through guarded interviews. Through what people refuse to say when given the chance. I will continue to listen. If they bury it, I dig.

The investigation continues. Officially, very little has changed. At the time of writing, there has been no meaningful public update from Police Scotland. No statement beyond the procedural. But stories do not disappear simply because they are not spoken aloud. They wait. They surface sideways. Through offhand remarks. Through guarded interviews. Through what people refuse to say when given the chance. I will continue to listen. If they bury it, I dig.

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STEVIE CHASE: A LIFE IN PUBLIC, A DEATH UNDER COVERS Date: 1st December 2024 By Marlowe Digby, The BuzzWord - Late Edition  A former media lawyer, digging up the truth that the legal system buries deep. There are two kinds of famous men. There are the loud ones, who burn bright and fast, whose appetites are obvious and well documented and whose enemies announce themselves for all to see. And then there are the quiet accumulators, the ones who last. The ones with patience and cunning, who are never who they appear to be in print. Stevie Chase belonged very firmly to the second category.  From the outside, he was everywhere and nowhere at once. Game shows. Panels. Charity galas. Private birthdays in hotels that somehow became unphotographable dead zones. He was the sort of man whose presence at an event didn’t raise eyebrows, but whose absence did. Always invited. Always accommodated.  Always, somehow, protected.  That protection almost never comes from goodwill. In my former life, the one where I dressed to impress and billed by the hour, we used to talk about “information asymmetry”. Who knows what, and more importantly, who knows that you know it. Stevie Chase, by all accounts, understood this instinctively. He didn’t just collect friends; he collected leverage. Stories. Moments. Indiscretions. He remembered things other people assumed had evaporated the morning after. Celebrities like that, they always pick up the bar tab.

STEVIE CHASE: A LIFE IN PUBLIC, A DEATH UNDER COVERS Date: 1st December 2024 By Marlowe Digby, The BuzzWord - Late Edition  A former media lawyer, digging up the truth that the legal system buries deep. There are two kinds of famous men. There are the loud ones, who burn bright and fast, whose appetites are obvious and well documented and whose enemies announce themselves for all to see. And then there are the quiet accumulators, the ones who last. The ones with patience and cunning, who are never who they appear to be in print. Stevie Chase belonged very firmly to the second category.  From the outside, he was everywhere and nowhere at once. Game shows. Panels. Charity galas. Private birthdays in hotels that somehow became unphotographable dead zones. He was the sort of man whose presence at an event didn’t raise eyebrows, but whose absence did. Always invited. Always accommodated.  Always, somehow, protected.  That protection almost never comes from goodwill. In my former life, the one where I dressed to impress and billed by the hour, we used to talk about “information asymmetry”. Who knows what, and more importantly, who knows that you know it. Stevie Chase, by all accounts, understood this instinctively. He didn’t just collect friends; he collected leverage. Stories. Moments. Indiscretions. He remembered things other people assumed had evaporated the morning after. Celebrities like that, they always pick up the bar tab.

People confuse charm with kindness. They are not the same thing.  There have long been whispers unsubstantiated, of course, that Stevie treated information the way some men treat treasure. Not to flaunt or sell it but to know where it was buried and when to dig it up. To remind you, gently, that it existed. A favour here. Silence there. An introduction made here, or quietly withheld there.  This is how power actually works at the top. Not through violence, but through access.  And access, as anyone who has ever tried to withdraw it will tell you, creates resentment. It can get ugly fast, and you have to be ready, whichever side you are on to close ranks. Behind every untouchable public figure is a small army of people whose job is not to speak. Assistants. Fixers. Lawyers. Managers. The friends and family in high positions of authority, held in their place by their fear of being cut off. Hotel staff who know which doors not to open and which corridors to forget. People paid not to remember too clearly. People who swallow small humiliations because that is the price of proximity to the stars and their access.  Over time, those humiliations accumulate interest.  Stevie was meticulous about who was allowed near him and who was kept at arm’s length. Former lovers quietly excluded. Old associates suddenly persona non grata. One or two individuals barred entirely, despite their history with him, while others with far shakier reputations were waved through without question.  Stevie was unusually well insulated from the press for someone of his profile. Stories stalled. Threats landed early. Journalists were reminded, firmly and expensively, where the lines were. The same name comes up, time and again, in those conversations. A man whose calm has always struck me as professional. 

People confuse charm with kindness. They are not the same thing.  There have long been whispers unsubstantiated, of course, that Stevie treated information the way some men treat treasure. Not to flaunt or sell it but to know where it was buried and when to dig it up. To remind you, gently, that it existed. A favour here. Silence there. An introduction made here, or quietly withheld there.  This is how power actually works at the top. Not through violence, but through access.  And access, as anyone who has ever tried to withdraw it will tell you, creates resentment. It can get ugly fast, and you have to be ready, whichever side you are on to close ranks. Behind every untouchable public figure is a small army of people whose job is not to speak. Assistants. Fixers. Lawyers. Managers. The friends and family in high positions of authority, held in their place by their fear of being cut off. Hotel staff who know which doors not to open and which corridors to forget. People paid not to remember too clearly. People who swallow small humiliations because that is the price of proximity to the stars and their access.  Over time, those humiliations accumulate interest.  Stevie was meticulous about who was allowed near him and who was kept at arm’s length. Former lovers quietly excluded. Old associates suddenly persona non grata. One or two individuals barred entirely, despite their history with him, while others with far shakier reputations were waved through without question.  Stevie was unusually well insulated from the press for someone of his profile. Stories stalled. Threats landed early. Journalists were reminded, firmly and expensively, where the lines were. The same name comes up, time and again, in those conversations. A man whose calm has always struck me as professional. 

Some of us have encountered that calm across a table. It is not pleasant.  When you build a life this carefully, enemies don’t announce themselves. They wait. They smile. They attend the party. They raise a glass. And sometimes, when the moment finally arrives, they do nothing at all which is often all that is required of them.  I am not saying Stevie Chase deserved what happened to him. That would be childish and reductive. But it would be naïve to pretend that a man who trafficked in secrets, controlled narratives, and left bruised egos and faces in his wake did not also leave behind people who felt relief at his absence.  Death does not create grudges. It reveals them.  What we are left with now is not a puzzle about violence, but about silence. About who is suddenly free to speak and who is still very much not. Who will ask the questions? This matters. He has friends in high places, even in death. And if history has taught me anything, it’s this: When a man like Stevie Chase meets his demise, the most interesting story is never how he died.  It’s what dies with him and what doesn’t.  I will be paying very close attention in the coming weeks.Rest assured, I will not allow this to disappear behind a legal smoke screen. If they bury it, I dig!

Some of us have encountered that calm across a table. It is not pleasant.  When you build a life this carefully, enemies don’t announce themselves. They wait. They smile. They attend the party. They raise a glass. And sometimes, when the moment finally arrives, they do nothing at all which is often all that is required of them.  I am not saying Stevie Chase deserved what happened to him. That would be childish and reductive. But it would be naïve to pretend that a man who trafficked in secrets, controlled narratives, and left bruised egos and faces in his wake did not also leave behind people who felt relief at his absence.  Death does not create grudges. It reveals them.  What we are left with now is not a puzzle about violence, but about silence. About who is suddenly free to speak and who is still very much not. Who will ask the questions? This matters. He has friends in high places, even in death. And if history has taught me anything, it’s this: When a man like Stevie Chase meets his demise, the most interesting story is never how he died.  It’s what dies with him and what doesn’t.  I will be paying very close attention in the coming weeks.Rest assured, I will not allow this to disappear behind a legal smoke screen. If they bury it, I dig!

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Transcript of a video post published 14/12/24 on The Buzz, entitled "STEVIE CHASE: RANKING THEORIES"  The thumbnail features the Buzzer in question in centre frame, one eyebrow raised in comic quizzicalness, and a hooked forefinger scratching their chin. On either side of this face, the words “HEART ATTACK?” and “RITUAL SACRIFICE?” blare in screaming yellow, with a thumbs down emoji stamped below the former and its thumbs down counterpart beneath the latter.  Transcript: Hey, divas and delinquents! It’s Simon, here. Welcome back to our own little den where no one can stop us from freely speculating about the only thing that's happening in the news at the moment - what's going on with the Chase case.  First things first, let's get it out of the way - our girl Stevie's still dead, rest in piss, babe. And what's worse is that everyone exciting who's involved has been clutching tight to their mugs and refusing to spill any details! I know! I know! "Simon, my beloved!" You say, "How is it possible that you can be so very beautiful and yet cursed to suffer!" I don't know what to say, queens, there's a selfishness at the heart of man and I blame patriarchy or capitalism or something.  Luckily! I've thought of something fun for us to do while we wait for cracks to form and details to spill out. I've been listening to stories around town, and it's absolutely mad around here with theories. So! Like any good Buzzer, I'm going to put the theories I've heard into a list, and, of course, let you know how sexy I think those theories are.  I'm tired, I'm bored, I'm stuck in a one Starbucks town, so I get to do this. As a treat. 

Transcript of a video post published 14/12/24 on The Buzz, entitled "STEVIE CHASE: RANKING THEORIES"  The thumbnail features the Buzzer in question in centre frame, one eyebrow raised in comic quizzicalness, and a hooked forefinger scratching their chin. On either side of this face, the words “HEART ATTACK?” and “RITUAL SACRIFICE?” blare in screaming yellow, with a thumbs down emoji stamped below the former and its thumbs down counterpart beneath the latter.  Transcript: Hey, divas and delinquents! It’s Simon, here. Welcome back to our own little den where no one can stop us from freely speculating about the only thing that's happening in the news at the moment - what's going on with the Chase case.  First things first, let's get it out of the way - our girl Stevie's still dead, rest in piss, babe. And what's worse is that everyone exciting who's involved has been clutching tight to their mugs and refusing to spill any details! I know! I know! "Simon, my beloved!" You say, "How is it possible that you can be so very beautiful and yet cursed to suffer!" I don't know what to say, queens, there's a selfishness at the heart of man and I blame patriarchy or capitalism or something.  Luckily! I've thought of something fun for us to do while we wait for cracks to form and details to spill out. I've been listening to stories around town, and it's absolutely mad around here with theories. So! Like any good Buzzer, I'm going to put the theories I've heard into a list, and, of course, let you know how sexy I think those theories are.  I'm tired, I'm bored, I'm stuck in a one Starbucks town, so I get to do this. As a treat. 

Starting with the most basic one, girlies, it's almost not worth mentioning, but the true crime Buzzers will eat me if I don't mention it - Stevie Chase died of a heart attack during his little orgy sex party.  Verdict? Not very sexy. Remember, divas! This isn't a list of how scandalous these rumours are. This is a list of how likely I am to take these theories out for a drink or two in the evening. And dying during an orgy? It's just not sexy, babe. Happens all the time and it's probably how I'm going to go out if I'm lucky. Moving on! Theory two, though! TV superstar Stevie was ritually sacrificed by everyone at the orgy sex party. Very sexy. But like, classy sexy. Robes and candles sexy. Buy this theory some red roses and watch your back around her.  Theory three my friends have been talking about, so we've got a bit of local knowledge here, babes, but apparently there's talk around town that everyone at the party was a twin? I gotta be honest, divas, I don't understand this one. It's confusing. But very sexy. Like a clown, or Basil Brush. Ten out of ten on the sexy scale. Twins are so weird.  Theory four is one I've seen Buzzing around - apparently people are talking that Chase isn't even dead. The whole thing's a publicity stunt. And honestly? If that turns out to be true, I'll be fuming, babes. Not sexy. I've never watched Shake It Up and I will commit to not watching it even harder.  Last theory is another weird inside local story that I keep hearing at the shops and so on, and I have to tell you, babes, it is the weirdest of them all. Apparently there's some kind of conspiracy with, like, a cop? And a deer? Or something? Please do not ask me, girlies, I am in Scotland, you cannot expect me to understand what is going on. 

Starting with the most basic one, girlies, it's almost not worth mentioning, but the true crime Buzzers will eat me if I don't mention it - Stevie Chase died of a heart attack during his little orgy sex party.  Verdict? Not very sexy. Remember, divas! This isn't a list of how scandalous these rumours are. This is a list of how likely I am to take these theories out for a drink or two in the evening. And dying during an orgy? It's just not sexy, babe. Happens all the time and it's probably how I'm going to go out if I'm lucky. Moving on! Theory two, though! TV superstar Stevie was ritually sacrificed by everyone at the orgy sex party. Very sexy. But like, classy sexy. Robes and candles sexy. Buy this theory some red roses and watch your back around her.  Theory three my friends have been talking about, so we've got a bit of local knowledge here, babes, but apparently there's talk around town that everyone at the party was a twin? I gotta be honest, divas, I don't understand this one. It's confusing. But very sexy. Like a clown, or Basil Brush. Ten out of ten on the sexy scale. Twins are so weird.  Theory four is one I've seen Buzzing around - apparently people are talking that Chase isn't even dead. The whole thing's a publicity stunt. And honestly? If that turns out to be true, I'll be fuming, babes. Not sexy. I've never watched Shake It Up and I will commit to not watching it even harder.  Last theory is another weird inside local story that I keep hearing at the shops and so on, and I have to tell you, babes, it is the weirdest of them all. Apparently there's some kind of conspiracy with, like, a cop? And a deer? Or something? Please do not ask me, girlies, I am in Scotland, you cannot expect me to understand what is going on. 

Verdict, though! We all know cops are not sexy, but don't lie to me, you know this theory is. A cop deer conspiracy that killed Stevie Chase at his own orgy sex party? On the sexy scale, that is Basil Brush in clown makeup.  But what do you think! Do you agree that it's way hotter to be ritual sacrificed than to fake your own death? Remember, divas, if you disagree then you are a prude. I don't make the rules, that's just the way things are. What theories have you heard, and how sexy are they?  Don't forget to subscribe, babes, because if you don't then Papa Buzz won't know to make sure my gorgeous face reaches your home page! Until the next video, buh-bye my darlings!

Verdict, though! We all know cops are not sexy, but don't lie to me, you know this theory is. A cop deer conspiracy that killed Stevie Chase at his own orgy sex party? On the sexy scale, that is Basil Brush in clown makeup.  But what do you think! Do you agree that it's way hotter to be ritual sacrificed than to fake your own death? Remember, divas, if you disagree then you are a prude. I don't make the rules, that's just the way things are. What theories have you heard, and how sexy are they?  Don't forget to subscribe, babes, because if you don't then Papa Buzz won't know to make sure my gorgeous face reaches your home page! Until the next video, buh-bye my darlings!

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Blackmailing a Supermodel, a Cousin With a Murderous Grudge - Things That Will Kill You (23/11/24) By Nele Lohse The busy bees in our stats department have some brand new research to present to you - The results will surprise you! The team got their cute little antennae rotating to figure out what action, characteristic or circumstance is most likely to kill you. And if I got their report right we are talking in terms of: if you have this thing or have done that thing you are basically done for - good night and game over. According to their analysis, for example, 87% of people who have a cousin with a murderous grudge end up murdered in the end. Compared to this ‘only’ 17 in 20 people who have used a vending machine while visiting someone in hospital happen to be dead within a minute, but if someone blackmails a supermodel there is only a 11% chance that they will make it to the next quarter. And while we seem to be moving in dizzying heights of lethality risk already, giving the wrong answer as the phone-a-friend on Millionaire, playing a cruel prank on a nature photographer or soup all put you in even higher risk to meet your demise in a couple of hours or weeks. Even more deadly than these, according to our buzzing little number queens, is listening to music on a train without your headphones on in a compartment with your unhappy sister-in-law or dropping your phone on a crocodile. Stay safe everyone!

Blackmailing a Supermodel, a Cousin With a Murderous Grudge - Things That Will Kill You (23/11/24) By Nele Lohse The busy bees in our stats department have some brand new research to present to you - The results will surprise you! The team got their cute little antennae rotating to figure out what action, characteristic or circumstance is most likely to kill you. And if I got their report right we are talking in terms of: if you have this thing or have done that thing you are basically done for - good night and game over. According to their analysis, for example, 87% of people who have a cousin with a murderous grudge end up murdered in the end. Compared to this ‘only’ 17 in 20 people who have used a vending machine while visiting someone in hospital happen to be dead within a minute, but if someone blackmails a supermodel there is only a 11% chance that they will make it to the next quarter. And while we seem to be moving in dizzying heights of lethality risk already, giving the wrong answer as the phone-a-friend on Millionaire, playing a cruel prank on a nature photographer or soup all put you in even higher risk to meet your demise in a couple of hours or weeks. Even more deadly than these, according to our buzzing little number queens, is listening to music on a train without your headphones on in a compartment with your unhappy sister-in-law or dropping your phone on a crocodile. Stay safe everyone!

Diagram listing causes of death and their fatality rate: using a vending machine while visiting someone in hospital 84,5% getting a call from a menacing mime 84,9% having a cousin with a murderous grudge 86,7% having champagne and a ring delivered to a strange couple's table in a restaurant 87,2% giving the wrong answer as the phone-a-friend on Millionaire 87,7% blackmailing a supermodel 89,1% soup 89,1% saying "hold my drink" 89,8% cutting in line in front of a frustrated formula 1 driver 89,9% refusing to hand over the tennis balls at Wimbledon until the player says "*drop it*"   90,1% eavesdropping on a moody real estate agent 90,9% playing a cruel prank on a nature photographer 91,2% knowing a bee with a vendetta 92,3% listening to music without headphones on near your unhappy sister in law 94,6% walking and texting while reading The Buzz 96,6% dropping your phone on a crocodile 98,6%

Diagram listing causes of death and their fatality rate: using a vending machine while visiting someone in hospital 84,5% getting a call from a menacing mime 84,9% having a cousin with a murderous grudge 86,7% having champagne and a ring delivered to a strange couple's table in a restaurant 87,2% giving the wrong answer as the phone-a-friend on Millionaire 87,7% blackmailing a supermodel 89,1% soup 89,1% saying "hold my drink" 89,8% cutting in line in front of a frustrated formula 1 driver 89,9% refusing to hand over the tennis balls at Wimbledon until the player says "*drop it*"   90,1% eavesdropping on a moody real estate agent 90,9% playing a cruel prank on a nature photographer 91,2% knowing a bee with a vendetta 92,3% listening to music without headphones on near your unhappy sister in law 94,6% walking and texting while reading The Buzz 96,6% dropping your phone on a crocodile 98,6%

Diagram listing causes of death and the time to decease in days: using a vending machine while visiting someone in hospital 84,5% 0,0007 getting a call from a menacing mime 5,5 having a cousin with a murderous grudge 51,4 having champagne and a ring delivered to a strange couple's table in a restaurant 2,2 giving the wrong answer as the phone-a-friend on Millionaire 23,6 blackmailing a supermodel 27,5 soup 1,8 saying "hold my drink" 18,1 cutting in line in front of a frustrated formula 1 driver 13,6 refusing to hand over the tennis balls at Wimbledon until the player says "*drop it*"   0,5 eavesdropping on a moody real estate agent 29,9 playing a cruel prank on a nature photographer 55,7 knowing a bee with a vendetta 49,7 listening to music without headphones on near your unhappy sister in law 187,6 walking and texting while reading The Buzz 0,02 dropping your phone on a crocodile 6,4

Diagram listing causes of death and the time to decease in days: using a vending machine while visiting someone in hospital 84,5% 0,0007 getting a call from a menacing mime 5,5 having a cousin with a murderous grudge 51,4 having champagne and a ring delivered to a strange couple's table in a restaurant 2,2 giving the wrong answer as the phone-a-friend on Millionaire 23,6 blackmailing a supermodel 27,5 soup 1,8 saying "hold my drink" 18,1 cutting in line in front of a frustrated formula 1 driver 13,6 refusing to hand over the tennis balls at Wimbledon until the player says "*drop it*"   0,5 eavesdropping on a moody real estate agent 29,9 playing a cruel prank on a nature photographer 55,7 knowing a bee with a vendetta 49,7 listening to music without headphones on near your unhappy sister in law 187,6 walking and texting while reading The Buzz 0,02 dropping your phone on a crocodile 6,4

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Transcript of a video post published 03/12/24 on The Buzz, entitled "CHASE CASE: UNFOLDING DRAMA"  The video thumbnail comprises a barely pixelated stock image of a sheet-draped body on a gurney. Black silhouettes hover behind it, with large red question marks where their faces should be. The creator's face, over-saturated and over-expressive, gazes up towards this tableau from the right hand corner of the image, both hands raised to their mouth in a cartoonish recreation of anxious fingernail biting. The trademark yellow font beseeches, across the bottom of the image, in all its capslock glory, "WHO WAS INVOLVED?"  Transcript: Hey, creeps and cupids, it's Simon here! Welcome back to the only channel on the platform that's too small for Papa Buzz to care about, so we can say whatever we want. First of all, okay, yes, babes, I heard your feedback about the moustache. Loud and clear. Maybe a little bit too clear. But it's my face, and we're on holidays in a DINKY little country, so she's staying. Trust me, I know, my friends hate it as much as you do, but this is the new Simon! I'm a butch girlie, now. At least until you lot or my mum bullies me out of it. But that's not what we're here to talk about! There are DEVELOPMENTS in our own special little local drama. All of the true crime channels on the internet are gagging to be where I am right now, babes. And I am gagged by what's coming out about the night before Stevie Chase was found dead. You are not going to believe it!

Transcript of a video post published 03/12/24 on The Buzz, entitled "CHASE CASE: UNFOLDING DRAMA"  The video thumbnail comprises a barely pixelated stock image of a sheet-draped body on a gurney. Black silhouettes hover behind it, with large red question marks where their faces should be. The creator's face, over-saturated and over-expressive, gazes up towards this tableau from the right hand corner of the image, both hands raised to their mouth in a cartoonish recreation of anxious fingernail biting. The trademark yellow font beseeches, across the bottom of the image, in all its capslock glory, "WHO WAS INVOLVED?"  Transcript: Hey, creeps and cupids, it's Simon here! Welcome back to the only channel on the platform that's too small for Papa Buzz to care about, so we can say whatever we want. First of all, okay, yes, babes, I heard your feedback about the moustache. Loud and clear. Maybe a little bit too clear. But it's my face, and we're on holidays in a DINKY little country, so she's staying. Trust me, I know, my friends hate it as much as you do, but this is the new Simon! I'm a butch girlie, now. At least until you lot or my mum bullies me out of it. But that's not what we're here to talk about! There are DEVELOPMENTS in our own special little local drama. All of the true crime channels on the internet are gagging to be where I am right now, babes. And I am gagged by what's coming out about the night before Stevie Chase was found dead. You are not going to believe it!

First of all, and I'm not saying I've got inside intel, I'm just saying I've heard he threw this whole party with everyone he's ever... you know. Like. Everyone he's ever YOU KNOW. Invited. Like, we're talking his wife was there and his girlfriend and, hey, maybe boyfriends, who knows! I'm not saying anything, I'm JUST saying we don't know the reason he changed co-hosts, if you know what I mean. Like, maybe onstage wasn't the only place he and Andre were shaking it up. Like maybe his birthday wish was a little trip down memory lane. You know how much celebrities love having a list of usual suspects to call on when they need to get into a bit of trouble.  And listen, I'm not judging. But like, girl, come on. Like, we've all met that guy, right? The guy who says he's doing ethical non monogamy, but here comes a chance to get his dick wet and oops! All of a sudden he forgets what ethical means. His literal girlfriend and his wife and whoever else, all in the same bed? Allegedly. Babe, that's diabolical behaviour! I could never.  Anyway, that's not the the only tea, here's the real drama that no one else is talking about yet. This is a straight up exclusive, maybe. Simon says no one else is telling you this! But apparently there was a fire alarm in, like, the middle of the night, and like, if I was someone who'd just boinked and then blotted out TV's favourite main guy, I know I'd be taking any opportunity to cover up my movements with a little enforced nighttime stroll for everyone in the hotel, wouldn't you! And if I were the cops, which I'm not, because ew, but I'd be trying to figure out who pulled that alarm, right? Also, my friends that I'm staying with have a friend who said that she straight up saw the body. Not, like, in the room, but she fully saw something being wheeled out afterwards, all covered in a sheet. And like, it could have been a lump of laundry for all I know, but she swears it was our guy, our carnal little cadaver, so who am I to say no, babe. 

First of all, and I'm not saying I've got inside intel, I'm just saying I've heard he threw this whole party with everyone he's ever... you know. Like. Everyone he's ever YOU KNOW. Invited. Like, we're talking his wife was there and his girlfriend and, hey, maybe boyfriends, who knows! I'm not saying anything, I'm JUST saying we don't know the reason he changed co-hosts, if you know what I mean. Like, maybe onstage wasn't the only place he and Andre were shaking it up. Like maybe his birthday wish was a little trip down memory lane. You know how much celebrities love having a list of usual suspects to call on when they need to get into a bit of trouble.  And listen, I'm not judging. But like, girl, come on. Like, we've all met that guy, right? The guy who says he's doing ethical non monogamy, but here comes a chance to get his dick wet and oops! All of a sudden he forgets what ethical means. His literal girlfriend and his wife and whoever else, all in the same bed? Allegedly. Babe, that's diabolical behaviour! I could never.  Anyway, that's not the the only tea, here's the real drama that no one else is talking about yet. This is a straight up exclusive, maybe. Simon says no one else is telling you this! But apparently there was a fire alarm in, like, the middle of the night, and like, if I was someone who'd just boinked and then blotted out TV's favourite main guy, I know I'd be taking any opportunity to cover up my movements with a little enforced nighttime stroll for everyone in the hotel, wouldn't you! And if I were the cops, which I'm not, because ew, but I'd be trying to figure out who pulled that alarm, right? Also, my friends that I'm staying with have a friend who said that she straight up saw the body. Not, like, in the room, but she fully saw something being wheeled out afterwards, all covered in a sheet. And like, it could have been a lump of laundry for all I know, but she swears it was our guy, our carnal little cadaver, so who am I to say no, babe. 

I guess we'll just have to wait and see, but not too long, because new info is coming out every day, and I've got my little feelers in the air. If you hear anything, let me know in the comments, subscribe, and I'll be back here real soon. Love you, byeeeeee!

I guess we'll just have to wait and see, but not too long, because new info is coming out every day, and I've got my little feelers in the air. If you hear anything, let me know in the comments, subscribe, and I'll be back here real soon. Love you, byeeeeee!

Added 11th Jan
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"Transcript of a video post published 03/12/24 on The Buzz, entitled "CHASE CASE: UNFOLDING DRAMA" "
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