Yeah I be traveling with the wet wipes; yeah I be shittin crazy style in the hotel rooms

Just heard my dad rip an insane fart three rooms over. I know it’s mother’s day but hell yeah king

I hurt my neck two days before taking a 9 hour amtrak ride why does god Fucking hate me

what’s up with that

I’ve never seen an airport urinal that wasn’t full of pubes

I’m a lil drunk at the airport and coldplay is starting to sound good help

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