Top Tip: Unite the Kingdom protesters, avoid abrasions to your knuckles by walking upright.

I don’t agree with what Farage says, but I’ll defend anyone’s right to the death for calling him a wanker for saying it.

Zelenskyy x Trump x Putin - (Ras)Putin

TUNE 🚨🚨🚨

On the face of it this looks like a cute picture of a young pup putting his arm around his best pal. The reality is that young Reg has got the big fella in a headlock

I don’t want to diminish the achievement of landing on the moon or the breakthrough discovery of sliced bread, but in my opinion this is humankind’s greatest feat.

Big fan of weather that creates the illusion that going into the office is impossible.

Lads

I covered Swindon a bit towards the messy end with Lee Power. Their supporters’ trust were excellent - incredibly hardworking and proactive. Remember the cautious optimism that greeted Morfuni coming in. Sad it’s come to this

Never trust someone who doesn’t like dogs.

The first couple of days were like the opening 30 minutes of an 80s buddy cop movie starring Clint Eastwood and Michael J Fox. We’re now at the bonding stage.

I’ve only gone and got another one.

Out of the relegation zone

I just can’t get my head around why people would go to a live politics podcast. “I liked the bit where Jon Sopel said ‘fuck’ and then Lewis Goddall giggled. Emily Maitlis saying ‘right’ after every single statement she made was like watching Hendrix at Woodstock!”

You can shove that Christmas up your arse as well!

I can’t imagine anything worse than paying money to go to an arena and watching some people talk about politics. This whole live podcast thing is the main crisis engulfing the UK.

The Ground Jewels: 33. David Squires & The County Ground (Swindon) This week's guest is the cartoonist David Squires and David has nominated The County Ground, home of Swindon Town FC as his ground jewel.We discussed David's youth in Wiltshire, his first game agai...

🚨NEW EPISODE 🚨

The brilliant cartoonist @davidsquires.bsky.social nominates the County Ground, home of Swindon Town as his Ground Jewel

Listen to the full podcast here: pod.fo/e/28a498

Bought a wine box. My alcoholism has never been more efficient

Keir Starmer gets around the table with the farmers

David Squires on … his favourite characters after 10 years at the Guardian drawing board Our cartoonist celebrates a special anniversary with old friends to entertain us in the international break

Here’s this week’s (massively self-indulgent) cartoon for @theguardian.com

www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Elon Musk followers:

MP for Clacton Nigel Farage:

Took the dog to vets the other day. Quick once over, some special shampoo and some tablets - £250! It’s a bloody racket!

I really miss the 140 character days.

It’s hard to know what to post about these days. I’d take the piss out of Labour, but I can’t bear to post anything that a Tory might like.

I’ve just noticed that there’s an extended version. I can only imagine that this involves 30 minutes of Kurt Russell looking for his glasses before remembering he doesn’t wear glasses. Then a further 30 minutes of Samuel L. Jackson calling him a dumb muthafucka in slow motion.

It’s nearly finished.

I’m about 6 hours into The Hateful Eight, and not much has happened yet. It took them about an hour to make a fucking coffee.