Advertisement · 728 × 90

Posts by Matt Kalman

Kevin Warsh just lost me. He argues he's going to be an independent Fed Chair, but refuses to acknowledge that Trump lost the 2020 election. If you can't state simple facts when you're in the political spotlight, you aren't independent. You're a coward.

20 hours ago 17209 4384 640 210

Two words:
Cheaper tickets
(on the secondary market)

4 days ago 1 0 0 0

I agree that it's not difficult to find, but it sort of is when you can't just flip channels between multiple games. It takes effort to switch from the Fleet game to the Sox game tonight, and I probably won't bother.

4 days ago 0 0 1 0
Post image

Congratulations Tom Steyer for receiving the most highly coveted endorsement a California Democrat could hope for.

4 days ago 7426 1137 374 66
Photos of me with text:

It’s not offensive to swear. It might offend someone’s sensibilities but that’s different.
It’s always an old person like: “In my day we didn’t use those words.”

Photos of me with text: It’s not offensive to swear. It might offend someone’s sensibilities but that’s different. It’s always an old person like: “In my day we didn’t use those words.”

Me with text:

Okay then, how about you make a list of the words you DID use back in the day.
And we’ll see who has the more offensive vocabulary.

Me with text: Okay then, how about you make a list of the words you DID use back in the day. And we’ll see who has the more offensive vocabulary.

Let’s go toe to toe, gramps.

1 week ago 869 138 6 4
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Americans can now pre-order my new book.

Release date October 20, 2026:
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sorry-were...

2 weeks ago 121 18 5 1
Trump’s raving madness

Trump’s raving madness

77,302,580 people voted for this and I’m in no mood to forgive them or understand them or any of that kumbaya bullshit. Fuck you forever.

2 weeks ago 42 11 0 1

I feel sick to my stomach waiting around to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's an indictment not just of voters but of our whole system. We're ruled by a mad king.

2 weeks ago 17137 4220 1071 286
Advertisement

Sounds about right

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
Preview
DHS Is Choosing Not To Pay TSA Workers While Paying Others, House Dem Says

Rep. Rosa DeLauro, top House Dem appropriator, says DHS is actively choosing not to pay TSA workers while paying employees at ICE, CPB, Coast Guard and Secret Service.

And that the TSA administrator confirmed this herself on Weds. www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...

3 weeks ago 1254 597 23 35
Video

Veterans are completely disturbed by the White House's war memes.

The people who have fought and lost loved ones in America's wars tell me they're horrified by how Trump's team has trivialized real combat and sacrifice.

Full story, free to read: wapo.st/4bvzfyu

3 weeks ago 103 47 7 2

They’re gonna lose Florida

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

A piece of lobster drops on the Fenway ground?
It's probably about a $20 piece.
Do you eat it?

4 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

From ChatGPT:

"No—air traffic controllers are not part of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

They work for the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA), which is under the Department of Transportation (DOT)."

4 weeks ago 1 0 1 0
Preview
Sports media personality Jessi Pierce, her 3 children die in White Bear Lake fire Pierce was known for her coverage of hockey in the Twin Cities.

John and I are very saddened to hear of the tragic fire that killed Jessi Pierce and her three children. She was a talented journalist and a respected voice in Minnesota’s sports. Our hearts are with her friends, family, and all who loved her.

bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne...

4 weeks ago 155 18 7 1
Preview
How to register to vote and check your registration status For the 2026 primary elections, NPR has collected deadlines and information on how to register to vote — online, in person or by mail — in every U.S. state and territory.

Hey! My colleagues at NPR made a voter registration guide. Enter your state and learn the deadlines to register in time to make your voice heard in this year’s primaries.

apps.npr.org/voter-regist...

4 weeks ago 53 33 2 2
Post image
1 month ago 11101 4668 456 286
Advertisement
Post image

Monday - Send more troops
Tuesday - Say we’re ending war
Wednesday - Send more troops
Thursday - Say ending war
Friday - Send more troops
Saturday - Golf
Sunday - Golf

1 month ago 15259 4703 385 157

So we’re paying Iran to give us oil to reduce the increase in oil prices caused by us going to war with Iran.

Got it.

1 month ago 1221 346 57 11

But how did that make her feel? What was going through her mind?

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Her head and hand motions almost make you buy this

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
Video

Katie Britt: "You can't go to work, you can't shovel snow in New York City without an ID"

1 month ago 2232 500 2053 890

I hope you come do one in Boston this summer!

1 month ago 2 0 1 0

hate to see it 😂

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

He had evidence Obama was born in Kenya too

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

If you’re fortunate enough to have retirement or college savings, you can look at your losses since Feb 28 and have a rough estimate of how much fascism just stole from you to pay for bombs to kill actual human beings who might also have liked to retire or go to college.

1 month ago 280 86 9 4

Mr Hanky

1 month ago 0 1 0 0
Advertisement

He also predicted Cubs winning the World Series

1 month ago 0 1 0 0

If it wins tonight I really hope they get the money to make Two Battle After Another.

1 month ago 2144 104 90 8
Post image

Sen Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) explains why she's voting against the SAVE Act... because she understands exactly what it is designed to do.

1 month ago 984 241 44 14