They’re just the best 🩷

If I could I'd make you mine But you aren't So I'll write you here Crow

It’s always the most annoying song that gets stuck in your head for days.

There are a couple of places where everybody knows my name and i don't know if that's a good thing or not

I date people who are messy because dumpster fires are hot

Apparently, the perfect amount of potato chips is more.

(snuggling with my cat when she gets a look in her eye) are you about to bite me

cat: prrhaps

sure sex is great but have you ever told someone how you actually feel

Peacefulness of the heart, mind, and soul. 🪷

Mochi remind me of pretty silicone breast implants but tastier

healing my inner torment by incorporating one bandaid a day into my diet

I'm always super careful with my whispers, actually.

Did you know that if you stop being overly considerate nothing happens except you get your time and energy back from entitled people? I didn’t.

Maybe you weren’t being abandoned.
Maybe you were being released.

Getting my *cardio in

*rage cleaning with intermittent crying jags

Grieving someone who’s still breathing is the shittiest thing to go through.

Drinking whiskey and at a poetry night at this bar. Vibes. 🖤

A grey cat looking up at my son in a blue hoodie resting on a yellow and white flower pillow

He kinda looks like Apollo who seems to be looking at my son as if he’s his therapist

See you at the feeding trough

*opens social media

Monday again. Time to drink from the firehose of responsibility

normalize walking into the sea after the slightest inconvenience

life passing me by sounds pretty good right now

Like Dora the Explorer

🎶Wallet... Keys..phone...flonase

Time to enjoy the quiet and slower energy of the evening.

Nobody told me these suspenders were going to give me cameltoe

Dogs are cool.

Pass it on.

4:22 make a wish

so lazy i'm eating a cold rotisserie chicken like an apple