Dude over there in the comments section banging on about silently enduring cancel culture, how he’s the sword and the shield for other weirdo selfish fuckers and maybe this is not a person anyone should be asking to do anything ever and you can find someone who knows more and is less of a dick.
Wow. Sorry. I am clearly so late on this one as I had no idea there was over a decade of this. I only really remember them from RG and the occasional book bundle and I was kinda distracted in 2014 by other horrors.
I don’t think I’d ask this dude anything other than to fuck off into the sea.
There are so many execs out there who meet with high craft game developers who have been making hits for years and they just want to make a really great single player game to the best of their ability. & the exec is like no I want to piss my money into AI garbage for a massive loss please
Weirdly, was watching The Skull a day or so ago and the last half hour is something scary happening and then the main character not waking up afterwards and I’d forgotten what a joy of a film it was for that.
Man, I fucking hate libertarians. They’re the bad kind of weird.
That‘s one dude whose books can get to fuck now.
Honest to goodness, folk just want to do any old shit they fancy and fuck everyone else‘s lives into the sea and hide behind all manner of bullshit to try and intellectualize it. They only sound smart to other bell ends who are hoping to do the same.
nor is slinging out a list of things that are also bad any sort of defence, in fact saying more things are shitty is perhaps something to roll over in your noggin and consider maybe we could collectively have less of that then, rather than shrug and go “legal tho innit, eh”
Like sure John, supporting a murderous regime is legal so I’m glad that’s enough for you to sleep soundly and think nobody should dare think you’re behaving like a nobber.
”well, I’m allowed to think that by law” is not the smart fucking defence you think it is, John, my chum, my pal, matey peeps.
why Is it that in the year of our sweet baby Molyneux twenty twenty and a six, so many people who are prominent in retro in some way seem determined to completely publicly flag they are massive wankers. Like they can’t hold it in anymore!
Must. Post. Garbage. fnnnng…. *here if comes* wheeeee.
“Boycotting a games system due to its parent company's connections to a disliked regime is simplistic, and imposes a 'tyranny of virtue' on others who wish to enjoy a perfectly legal product”
A TYRANNY OF VIRTUE.
fucking hell, imagine typing that and thinking you’d said something clever.
It’s all a big old mess at the mo, eh.
See also, wizard boy weirdos who are like “yes, she might be funding a fascist project to wipe out an entire group of people but I bought a nice wand from The Entertainer and a notebook from Asda, am I supposed to give up these luxury items that have profoundly touched me? No, I cannot”
There is not a point where this should ever reach, like, oooh a crisis in your noggin because the equation is always people before videogames and if it isn’t, you should be working on that, not giving it ooh, ahhh, umm, it’s very hard at people.
It’s not like we aren’t all compromised somehow, find your line, own it. And yes, it’s messy when the sovereign fund is invested in half of big videogames but if you wanted to be that militant, that still leaves 9 gazillion videogames to choose from and more every single day.
fucking lol
neo geo is a bit of a pain to emulate, but not as much of a pain as getting dismembered on a tarpaulin!
Like, either yes or no is dead easy. Stop pretending you’re having the sweats because you can’t weigh up the value between a human life and Metal Slug 27 easily enough and just own your choice.
Yeah, sorry, you will never convince me it is some sort of moral dilemma if you have to choose between buying one (1) item that funds the bonesaw guy or not when the item is one unit (1) of videogame.
Really, it just makes me question your morals at that point given you think it’s a hard decision.
first thought i had when i woke up was “Double Down the Clown” which i guess is a clown that just does the same joke again when it doesn’t get laughs the first time
It’s tough competition there alright
Look at this with your face. Cripes.
Is there any better combo than Gold Key cover art and a UFO?
(No)
UFO Flying Saucers 2 (1363)
Turn your piss into gold
Demon Guard Holy Protection Patches
Learn to float
Turn your gold into piss and Pure-O Oxygyn Capsules
The ads on theonion.info though
School: you need an app to track homework.
Also school: phones are banned.
School: we won’t provide buses so use local services that expect digital payments.
Also school: phones are banned.
And so on.
Ryan’s tenure really is going to go down in games history as “the man who broke the neck of the golden goose and then kept kicking it anyway and then kicked it again just in case”
www.eurogamer.net/shuhei-yoshi...
“Flirts with recession” is a hell of a euphemism for “because everything is fucked”
Wait, got it.
Wait for it.
Keir Raaargh-mer.
youtu.be/wiZP-27-PJw?...