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Posts by swag messiah

If words could kill I'd be writing about peter thiel all the time

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big things are happening on Oomf Island

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cool like shadow and not cool like epic beast sonic

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Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. 

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912)
Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park
Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

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David Cage: Can a gyaru be kind to otaku?
Yoko Taro: Can an otaku?
Cage: what
Yoko Taro: Can an otaku be kind to otaku?
Cage: I don't get it

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Watched ‘immersive jumanji’ by draping vines over the tv

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the absolute disconnect these people have on reality is insane like how have you not noticed how Wrong fox news has been in the past decades..... oh wait it's also confirming all of their worst capitalistic practices and traits so of course they worship it

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palantir is a terrorist organization determined to enslave everyone further into this capitalistic hellscape and of course its being done by some of the most obnoxious tech bros you could ever imagine

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Is this anything

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Someone suggested that I'd do the mii dog instead of the mug bulldog, that mf a genius.

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this is very much not a new phenomenon, nor does it have much of anything to do with 'modern dating'

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they're friends 💜

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35 and counting
There's still room for you to make a cards for it's solitaire
It's 5 frames total: 4 animated deckbox frames and a card back. Please hit me up if you want to create some cards for this game! I am not stopping until I hit 52!!!

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FUUUUCK!! I HATE IT-O'S cereal

FUUUUCK!! I HATE IT-O'S cereal

poisoning my entire island

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the tomodachi life level up song........

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The left hates Mario bc he's a symbol of rugged masculinity

And he's probably dicked up! I bet his dick is fuckin huge (Mario)

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circular sticker from lunchmeat's website that says "the C.I.A. can't S-E-E what's in your V.C.R." wrapped around the top and bottom with an eagle head atop a shield with a videotape inside it. text to the left and right of it reads "analog is anti-hack"

the sticker price is $1 on their website

circular sticker from lunchmeat's website that says "the C.I.A. can't S-E-E what's in your V.C.R." wrapped around the top and bottom with an eagle head atop a shield with a videotape inside it. text to the left and right of it reads "analog is anti-hack" the sticker price is $1 on their website

more relevant than ever,

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I have no idea how Steven Rattazzi did these lines without cracking up every time.

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Mario Wasn't lying
That enclosed instruction book can instruct you on how to get through the hotels

(Dog being blown with a strong wind)

Mario Wasn't lying That enclosed instruction book can instruct you on how to get through the hotels (Dog being blown with a strong wind)

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Some people have misunderstood this.

We literally saw how Claude itself, coded by Claude, turns one API call into a DOS of thousands upon thousands of API calls done in the sloppiest fucking way possible.

This postmortem shows Bluesky vibecoded a function to DOS itself, in a similarly stupid way.

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this game is awesome

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A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

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A life size standee of Bruno Mars at Shibuya Tower Records.

A life size standee of Bruno Mars at Shibuya Tower Records.

Can't stop thinking about this standee of Bruno Mars that looks like he's a guest character on the next Like A Dragon game.

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GOTCHYA! It's a new greatures
greatures.com/comic/206/

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unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

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RIGHT‼️‼️‼️ they understand the characters far better

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Bright colors and layout 
KERO KERO BONITO 
"I just put the radio on
Heard a song, I can't stop thinking about it
Though it didn't last very long, it's in my head
Plus I didn't catch who it was
But it sorta sounded like a big hit"
The three members of the band are seen below this text, and the final line below
"Are you gonna play it some more?"

Bright colors and layout KERO KERO BONITO "I just put the radio on Heard a song, I can't stop thinking about it Though it didn't last very long, it's in my head Plus I didn't catch who it was But it sorta sounded like a big hit" The three members of the band are seen below this text, and the final line below "Are you gonna play it some more?"

KERO KERO BONITO fan poster commission

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SPIN UP THE WAR PROPAGANDA MACHINE ITS TIME TO GET MESSY ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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