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Posts by Joe Parlock
Every Prismari card looks like this and I'm bored.
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All generative AI is bad and that includes that disco Lord of the Rings 'song'.
Another shop I like it shutting down so this year is really teaching me that happiness and hope are dead. Not that I'm being dramatic or anything.
It's taken half a dozen games in my Kingdom Hearts series replay but I've finally arrived
Sat here trying to figure out while I feel blergh and just worked out it's because I would have been at the Strixhaven prerelease if my LGS didn't shut down.
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A SKLETON HOLDING ACE'S (CARD'S) "YOU DONT KNOW WHAT CARDS IM HOLDING I DONT KNOW EITHER, WHEN THERE FACE DOWN ITS LIKE THEY DONT EXIST, AND IN TIME NEITHER WILL WE MOTHER FUCKER " ALL IS TEMPORARY ALL MUST CHANGE ALL MUST BE REVEALED AND HANDED BACK TO THE DEALER,,, THIS SHIT PLANET WILL SHRUG US OFF LIKE A FLY THAT LANDED ON A BULL, THE WORLD WONT END BUT DA HUMAN ERA LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE WRAPPIN UP, BUT GUESS HWAT, IM STILL SMOKEN WHEED AND KICKEN ASS, JUST BECUASE I DONT HAVE OBJECT PERMAMENCE DONT MEAN IM NOT KICKEN EVERY ASS THAT WALKS BY , AND IN FACT, WHEN I FIND SOMETHING I GORGOT ABOUT ITS LIKE A PRESENT , YOU MIGHT BE SMARTER THEN ME BUT HAS ANYONE EVER GOT YOU KETCHUP AS A PRESENT, WELL IF I PUT IT IN THE CABNET AND SOMETHINGS IN FRONT OF IT I FORGOT I GOT THE KETCHUP , AND THEN WHEN I GO DIGGIN AND I FIND THAT RED BOTTLE IM IN HEAVEN, ITS FRY TIME MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Bluesky vibe coded too hard
The flanderisation of Sora across the KH series is wild. He starts out as a regular kid, but by Dream Drop Distance and especially KH3 he's a complete happy-go-lucky idiot who wouldn't be able to take anything seriously even if he knew what was going on.
On top of that, we also got our first look at Lorcana's final set of the year; Coco is on its way in Hyperia City.
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Pixar is finally coming to Lorcana in easily its most ambitious set, Wilds Unknown.
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THE LITTLE CHEEKY BASTARD.
I miss Edge of Eternities and, after a return to Zendikar, my top dream set is a horror-themed Edge set.
I have spent literally all weekend updating the Strixhaven card roundup on Booster Pack but the system is so bogged down with however many hundreds of card boxes that it's taking about 10-15 minutes to add individual cards now. I really need to work out a more optimised method.
youtu.be/6ODAH1gBqyE slow down you're going to hurt yourself
Finished KH: Dream Drop Distance and sheeeeesh. Some of the most interesting world choices in the series (Country of the Musketeers is A+++), but just about everything else is very annoying.
Magic: The Gathering is getting a Secret Lair based on the only game I lose more frequently in, Dwarf Fortress.
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Avatar gave us some really boring decks huh. Shrines, Firebending, whatever Aang is doing...
He had tenure too :(
What do you get in an #mtgstrixhaven Codex bundle, and is it worth it?
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I'm assuming his complete absence in Strixhaven and being replaced by Adrix means my boy Imbraham didn't survive the Phyrexians?
My LGS is closing and everything sucks
Our Secrets of Strixhaven roundup has been updated with the absolute mountain of Mystical Archive cards revealed yesterday!
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Also yes the fan service was laid on thick and I absolutely fell for it.
Finally watched Tron: Ares. Leto aside, it's a lot better than I thought it was going to be. Not a patch on the original or Tron 2.0, but I think I liked it more than Legacy.
The best level in the game too
I don't see why these artists can't just... do regular cards? We don't need a Japanese bonus sheet eeeevery set.
I think one of my hottest Magic takes is I don't like the sheer number of Japanese alt-arts. Lots are good, but it's only to woo the Japanese market and a lot of the time it's hamfisted into the set simply to have it.
We're back after Easter with a whole load of Quandrix cards in #mtgstrixhaven. Is Flow State going to be the next Stock Up?
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