Joel Embiid got an appendectomy as an adult? Finally relate to an athlete.

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“Lebanese Prime Minister Dr. Nawaf Salam declared Thursday a national day of mourning after officials in the country said Israeli strikes have killed at least 254 people and injured over 1,000 since the beginning of the conflict.”

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Cool that Israel gets to kill hundreds of people after a supposed ceasefire to show that they can do as they please. And they’re right because no one ever stops them.

"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves

Even if the strait reopened, which it hasn't, there's a backlog of 1000+ ships, major damage to energy infrastructure, and a supply chain disruption that will take months to unravel. Today's big "market rally" combined hopium, poor reading comprehension, and shorts covering. Won't last the week.

Screenshot of new York times front page. Headline reads cease-fire tested by confusion over strait and strikes on Lebanon. Photo is of a crowd with many people holding Iranian flags.

What confusion?!? Confusion is when I get slightly lost walking not this!!

Who did this? 😭😒 #WNBA

DHS’ plans to build Rio Grande border wall is ‘a matter of life and death’ The imperiled river sits at the center of the Trump administration's efforts to expand the border wall against desires of the local community

“People are afraid to stand up to the government & no one talks.”

DHS’ plans to build a border wall in the Rio Grande is ‘a matter of life & death,’ reports ray levy uyeda. The imperiled river sits at the center of the Trump admin’s efforts to expand the border wall against the community's desires.

Wildlife Conservation Police Are Searching Thousands of Flock Cameras for ICE Ron DeSantis has empowered hundreds of Florida conservation police to work directly with ICE.

Florida’s Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) police are performing dozens of license plate lookups on Flock cameras for Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE), according to public records that show details of the searches.

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something strange and horrible and somehow fitting that we should have a very real threat of madman civilizational destruction at the very moment when we also have humans on the dark side of the moon taking pictures that show how small, precious, and beautiful our world and existence is

POV: you and @spikefriedman.bsky.social dropped $150 a piece to see Shaquille O’Neal (DJ Diesel) perform an hour of 2013-vintage dubstep drops at the Sphere as an opening act, with no plans to stay for the headliner, and the edible has been hitting too hard since before dinner at the Caesars buffet

One of my senior citizen neighbors just knocked on my door to get help using her phone. Word of my abilities to help boomers use technology is spreading 😆

A’ja such a troll 😂😂😂

who says men aren’t funny

geno likes to play the magnanimous classy all time great but every so often you get a glimpse of the egotistical asshole that’s really under there and oh boy was this one of those times

Trying to focus on this game now but also trying to read everyone shitting on Geno - real situation here

Pat Summitt is somewhere laughing her ass off at this

GENO CAUGHT LYING IN 4k!!!

Has ESPN finally lost faith in Geno Auriemma? A Bluesky Sports Special Edition. #NCAAWBB #WFinalFour

This is me with the gas station and snack shop I go to haha

Great news, the smoke shop near me is under new management. I choose where I buy my Zig Zags and Celsius energy drinks by the store’s management style.

Pat was right

What do you all think Candace Parker is doing now can someone FaceTime her or something 😆😂😆

TOM STEYER STOP RUNNING ADS ON STREAMING AND JUST GIVE THE MONEY TO MUTUAL AID FUNDS CHALLENGE

A tuxedo cat laying on his back with his hind feet dug into the rug even with his shoulders. He looks very silly

ready for action

Patricia Lockwood · Supersensual Ear: Willa Cather’s Substance ‘The qualities of a second-rate writer can easily be defined, but a first-rate writer can only be experienced,’...

‘It is all, in light of the facts of her life and fiction, quite mystifying. Straight people are not naming their characters Cressida Garnet, I promise.’

Patricia Lockwood on Willa Cather.

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Kanye performed in front of 70,000 people at SoFi Stadium last night, Netflix announces Louis CK concert as part of Netflix is a Joke Festival and Long Island Ducks sign Trevor Bauer. There is no such thing as Cancel Culture. That’s just in the last 24 hours.