FF Tactics is going to go so hard

Be safe!

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Joining a new team and saying something ridiculous and then realizing they don't know your humor and may think you are in fact just ridiculous.

In this economy?

Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

Someone might have argued that more perspectives on the project from now diverse backgrounds could have helped you have a voice in the room who says "hey the dwarves already have a lot of rings"

Do you think Celebrimbor could have imbued a fedora with the same power?

I feel like the capacity of power is relative to the drippiness of the accessory

Okay but this sounds pretty straightforwardly evil, your brother made it sound like he was deceived into creating evil racist control rings. Was there a miscommunication?

Some people are so miserable they only find joy making others miserable. They're worthless

Starting a dune awakening RP server. If anyone's interested in joining my private server, lmk

The hat's a rare drop too, and very niche

You don't have to be accountable to me for how dumb I am, I'm a random Internet bozo. Thanks for the thought though

No I just get mad when people use words I don't know

I don't want to look in the word book

I'm angry about this

Please stop asking me what I'm passionate about.

I'm passionate about not being at work, I don't care about synergy, I don't want to expand global whatever. I just want to go for a nice walk or hang out with the boys.

Does the polycule have a jira I can just start a ticket

I think you're underestimating the utility of stools. They can be cuck stools and rest stools, and even cucked-cuck stools. All in one

Assassin's Creed Odyssey.

I'm rewarded by stealth in a zone higher level to get a good assassination on my target for him to lose 20% health because I'm too low level?

I shut that game down and never touched or a level based assassin's creed again

I played this for a week in college then got so high I had a South African accent for a night and freaked out my girlfriend who broke up with me.

What a great game

Thanks, I hate it

They're not confused, but being responsible and empathic is hard and it's a lot easier to be told not to think about others and prioritize yourself.

They're not dumb, just lazy and selfish. Which is worse.

I realized while writing this the limitation of this analogy is assuming he can have the original or remake and it's likely no one wants to be within smell radius of him but hear me out I think it holds up in general

I know this is a weird take on this guy's opinion but he kind of makes me think about people who get pissed about live action remakes and think it ruins the original.

The original is still there. You can still have it at any time. But also you can have the new thing.

This guy gets asked how much he benches when he's at home depot

The fact he had such a long life is a tragedy and proof that being evil is the key to a late death

They saw legally distinct Timothee in Lies of P and just went with it.

Clair Obscur is such a joy to engage with on every level. The gameplay is the right level of challenging, the mechanics are just complex enough, the visuals are gorgeous, the story is compelling.

I can't see this NOT being my GOTY

It's only #6 because it's on Gamepass and every other platform.

I'm sure it's exploding with hype

It's Day 1 Gamepass.

This is diabolical